Not again!

Written on February 1st, 2008 by xxemxx

Story Details

 ILENE!

 Grub came in.

“You won’t believe what Mummy’s done! She‘s…” Grub exclaimed.

“Trouble son, if Police Plazza call tell them I’ve fell into a coma and won’t be back at work until the Marshelles leave!”

—xx——————————————————————————————————-

“You know mum there is more to life than modelling .I don‘t want to be the face of what ever company wants me now..” Katie Marshells said flicking her red hair out of her face.

“Kate darling when you can retire at 200 you’ll thank me OK?” Mrs Marshell exclaimed.

“It’s Katie mother.” she said walking away from the room.

Maria wished Katie would just shut up and look pretty like her other daughters. She looked out the window wondering if she could tell everyone she adopted Katie when she saw it.

“What are the Kelps DOING?” she thought.

—xx—————————————————————————————————

“ILENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mr Kelp yelled “What possessed you to go and buy a pool? Wait not one but two! Have you seen the size of garden? You can touch both ends at the same time! Plus I think half of Haven Zoo is now in our back garden- do you know it‘s illegal to have all those- THINGS! With wings and trunks and frond only knows what else!”

While the Mr and Mrs Kelp had an all out war Holly had been sitting around outside bored all day. Trouble was meant to be back ages ago. He came sneaking round the side.

“Trouble? I’ve been waiting. You said we were going to go and.. why are you sneaking about?”

“I am not. I just want to get in without being realised.”

“What have you done?” she asked.

He pulled her round the side Grub was wailing so loud he was almost louder than the family war inside the house. He had fell and traumatically… fell and scrapped his knee. The most painful injury he’d ever endured.

“If Mum sees him crying she’ll kill me. He just wanted me to take him round to the park now Mum will kill me.”

“BAD TROUBLE..I WANT MUMMY!” he said wailing.

“What usually shut’s him up?” Holly asked.

“Half a ton of duct tape around his mouth.” he replied.

“No! I don’t know. Ice cream or something ANYTHING.” Holly said picking him up.

At this point Ilene Kelp came round horrified at her darling son Grub crying.

“Grubby angel! Troubs what happened?” she exclaimed.

Trouble went scarlet with embarrassment as he told her how he’d fell. She carried Grub inside so Trouble grabbed Holly and ran away as quick as he could. He looked at the roof on his house willingly- yes jumping off it would be much better than seeing his mother again.

AN: Tune in next time when Mrs. Kelp will embarrass the LIFE out of her son

Some other stories by xxemxx:

Skip to chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

4 Reviews for “Not again!”

  1. Olive Says:

    FCD I need to read xmas with the kelps first although the name suggests a wonderful idea to me already. great thinking!

  2. lil.arty Says:

    OMG A SEWUAL!!! i luv it

  3. lil.arty Says:

    hahah luv the ending of chapter 8

  4. computerzandbks4ever Says:

    it’s really good, but could you use paragraphs for when someone is talking?
    oh, please rr&r my stories

Share Your Thoughts

Name (required)

E-Mail (required)

Website

Your Message