Picture Perfect

ILENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shouted Mr.Kelp.

Trouble woke up and went downstairs Holly was already down their and was in a ball on the floor laughing until it hurt.

“What are you on about?” he asked her.

He went into his living room and walked out. Covering one entire wall of his living room was a truly horrendous family photo. In it his mother was furious and her face was red, his father was holding a crying Grub who had just been sick all over him. Trouble was wearing an outfit he burned the second he got home.

“The Marshelles had a family portrait in their living room. The man who blew the picture up said it showed we stuck together through thick and thin.”

“He SHOULD have blown it up!” his father yelled. “He should have hit it with thick and a few thin bullets! He should have…”

“Look, it makes me happy.” his mother replied.

“It makes me want to run into Police Plazza and tell them just to lock me up.” Trouble commented.

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Trouble’s friend (only known as tj) was round at his house watching TV on the Kelps 72” plasma. his parents really did believe TV was the source of all evil. So he had to go to a friend’s to get his daily doze of TV.

“Wonder who’s gonna live?” said TJ commenting on the action film on TV.

“Her.” Holly said.

“Why not him?” Trouble snapped.

“Cause I’ve seen the sequel and she’s in it! I’ve seen this movie before and it’s rubbish so give me the remote!”

“NO!” he snapped.

She jumped down from the sofa and started fighting him for it. Trouble held the remote above his head.

“Give it.” Holly demanded

It slipped out of his hand and flew through the air it hit the portrait.. Trouble’s father screamed in triumph but it bounced off it!

“It’s indestructible!” Mr. Kelp yelled.

“I had it reinforced!” Ilene called.

“Right son, 50 ingots if you destroy that thing!” he said.

“Why not just burn it?” TJ asked.

“Because how can we convince Ilene we ACCIDENTLY built a bonfire then ACCIDENTLY lit it, then the portrait just grew wings, flew out then totally by accident fell in the bonfire?”

“I was on about YOUR fireplace” he explained. “What’s to stop it falling and landing in it?”

AN: I don’t own Holly, Trouble or Grub lol. Ilene and The Marshelles are based on real people! This chapter was originally a one shot which became both fics!

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• updates for her secret (sequel to "his daughter")
• Sequel to His Daughter- Her secret
• Decisions Decisions
• Grow up
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