My Day With Arty (New Capter!!!!!) READ NOW!!!!!
Written on January 13th, 2008 by Fowl-FreakStory Details
- Status : Incomplete
- Category: General and Funny and What If?
- Author: Fowl-Freak
- Word Count: 1694
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Disclaimer: I don’t owen Artemis Fowl. Or My Chemical Romance. If I did, you all would worship me, just as we do Eoin Colfer and Gerrard Way (lead singer of My Chemical Romance).
This chapter is dedicated to all of you out ther who reviewed, and will review in the future, including: Mahi101 AF Fan; Ember Williams; Jelly; Olive; Artemis Fowl III; CS101; and all others who will reveiw in the future!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
And without any more blabbering…..
Chapter Two: The Meeting
“And if your heart stops beating, I’ll be wondering, did you get what you deserved? The ending of your life…” sang her Alarm clock. It was ‘Dead’ by “My Chemical Romance”.
Alex woke up at 7:00 A.M. the next day. She was going to meet her victim at 10:00 in Central Park. She dressed in a purple T-shirt covered with shiny silver skulls and black jeans. Her straight orange hair fell down and licked her shoulders. She got ready, and then headed down stairs to have breakfast with her family. Her father wasn’t there. Two years had gone by since she had seen her farther; he was part of the United States of America’s army (Marine) and had gotten sent of to war. He wasn’t back quite yet. In the kitchen her younger sister and brother, Alley and Danny were sitting at the table having breakfast and chatting, like normal. “Good morning. When are you going to meet the contestant for that contest?” her mother asked her. “At 10, in Central Park.” She replied. Her mother looked slightly worried. Her mother was always worrying about her, but Alex was glad that she was always watching out for her. Still, her mother had enough to worry about already. “Don’t worry, mom. I’ll be fine. And it’s not like I’ll be wondering around New York alone. They have people who follow us and make sure we’re following the rules. And camera men, too.” Her mother did look a little less worried, but still seemed a tiny bit unnerved. The next two and a half hours passed by in a flash. After breakfast Alex watched TV…Thought of all of the amazingly crazy things she was going to do today, with a private jet at her command. She could go anywhere. Do anything. And everything was exactly what she had in mind. Before she knew it, it was 9:43. She said goodbye to everyone and left the house. It was a short, 7 minute walk to Central Park from her house. When she arrived she checked her watch. 9:50, ten minutes early. But in only 5 a glossy black limo appeared. The TV show camera crew and hosts stepped out, along with a boy about 14. He had jet black hair, and his skin was as pale as a vampire. His eyes were an icy dark, deep blue, and Alex immediately knew that they’re favorite occupation was giving scary stares that could pierce right through you. They also reminded her a bit of that girl in the alley way. But slightly less evil. Alex’s lips curled into an amused evil smile. This would be fun. It was even more enjoyable to drive someone insane if they were believed themselves to be untouchable, and had a huge ego full of self confidences. A little trickier, but there wasn’t anything funnier for Alex that watching that ego and untouchable feel slip right out of heir mind and fear begin to take its place. Soon followed by insanity. She walked over to them. The boy came up to and held out his hand. He was dressed in a very expensive Irish suit, probably custom fit. “Artemis Fowl, the second.” He said. “Alex Woods, the one and only.” Alex said. A mischievous half smile appeared on her lips as she shook his hand. So this was the brilliant Irish Criminal Mastermind, Artemis Fowl II. Let’s see how brilliant he is when he’s locked up in a padded room. Alex thought.
Some other stories by Fowl-Freak:
- Kidnapped For the Holidays Part One: Plotting of Evil Schemes
- Kidnapped For The Holidays Part One: Plotting of Evil Scemes
- Kidnapped For The Holidays
January 13th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Love love LOVE where it’s going. Keep writing!
January 13th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Thank You!!!!!!
January 13th, 2008 at 8:46 am
I hope that you love love LOVE the rest of it too! They do lots of CRAZY stuff . It gets (hopeully) really funny.
January 13th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
its really good, you know. I love it!
January 13th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
It’s really good , tell us when u up8.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:06 am
TO EVERYONE:
I will look over this though.Check it and stuff for mistakes and ways to make it a bit better. I’m working on continuing this chapter.
Hello I am glad that you are enjoying or not enjoying this. It’ll get better though. You’ll see * evil grin* AND DON”T WORRY!!!!!! IT DOES HAVE AN ACTUAL PLOT!!!!!!!!!! OPal tries at WORLD DOMINATION AGAIN.
oopsy. spoiler. Well enjoy it.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:32 am
ALSO: I JUST REALIZED THIS BUT ANYONE WHO HASN”T READ THE FOURTH BOOK SHOULDNT CONTINUE TO READ THIS.
IT WILL MANY SPOILERS TO DO WITH BOTH THE 4th and 5th book later on in the story.
You have been warned.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:35 am
lol , you shouldnt have told us that. I wrote a story.. now i can relate it to this ( girl of his dreams) but its different…….. oh well….. I like it and do say u should continue.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:39 am
blob. im bored.
I already KNOW what Alex will do with Arty.
But what would YOU guys do if YOU had complete controll over Artemis for a full 24 hours?????????????????????????????????????? Hopefully nothing gross, but im really curious.
COMMENT AND TELL ME!!!!!!!
January 16th, 2008 at 4:43 am
Mahi 101 AF fan: Thats ok. Spoilers arent that evil. Have you read the Fourth book???????
And you might just finish before i continue since im a slow writer. Although I really hate to keep readers waiting. Don’t worry Chappy 2 will be worth the wait…..* even eviler smile than Arty.*
January 16th, 2008 at 4:44 am
Hmm—– drive him insane.. that would be funny but I’de leave my brother to do that.. I’de rather b on the good side of artemis becaise—– Hello….. I’m his Fan..I dont noe.. I’de never thouight about that .. but I do noe one thing , we would run into LOTS of arguements b-cuz he likes to b in control and so do i…….. oh well…. I bet I noe wut alex will do!
January 16th, 2008 at 4:50 am
ALEXs plans involve public humilation in many different ways all over the world………And a chicken suit. and many other things that i cant give away. Only one spoiuler per chappy. sryy.
I probably would also like to be on his good side…… but I would never let him order me around. And i would sarcasticly abuse him. I’d also try to find something to challenge him at that i can beat him at. Like DDR. cept that I suck at DDR….oh well.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:55 am
What do you think of my Disclaimer?
Arty keeps spell/grammer checking everything that Collin says.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:51 am
next time I update you guys will fin out exactly why its called Tea Parties of Doom. Don’t worry if anyone is confused. Ill explain everything in this chappter. Like why Arty has to do what she says, why he even aggreed to do this, and all other details.
Dear mahi 101 AF fan : I haven’t read your story ” Girl of his dreams” but maybe if i get a chance I’ll check it out. I’m SUPER BUSY though. I have to practice my Flute and have a billion stories to continue writing. But I hope i can read it. I think that you’d be a great writer (PROBABLY, affter all i haven’t read your story yet).
THANKS TO ALL WHO REVEIWED….I LOVE REVIEWS……EVEN BAD ONES ( but that doesn’t mean you should start to give me any!!!!!!)
I plan on UPDATING ‘KIDNAPPED FOR THE HOLIDAYS VERY SOON, SO CHECK UP ON THOSE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. and don’t worry, ALL of them will be updated and nnot just one. I won’t make you look through 3 stories trying to find which one is updated.
January 16th, 2008 at 6:00 am
*is about to comment and give away another spoiler, since they can never keep a secret, but decides to type more story instead*
January 16th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
I finished the series , MY BROTHER PLAYS THE FLUTE and has tried to murder me with it. lol, Yes ,but we all knew that basicially ALMOST ALWAYS opal’s plan . ALOMOST.
But post an uopdate when u continue ( more people check that way)
January 17th, 2008 at 12:57 am
My sister used to play flute, but the year before I was allowed to join band she quit cuz of this terrible teacher.
* HUGS FLUTE*
I LOVE YOU MY FLUTE!!!
thats what our band teacher tells us were suppose to do. Tell our flutes we love them and the otes will come out better.
January 17th, 2008 at 1:26 am
BUT WHATEVER YOU THINK MIGHT HAPPEN
January 17th, 2008 at 1:28 am
THE REAL QUESTION IS:
WILL ALEX DRIVE ARTEMIS FOWL INTO AN INSANITY FROM WHICH HE WILL NEVER RETURN!!!?????????
January 29th, 2008 at 6:21 am
poor Artemis. we can only hope for the best
February 1st, 2008 at 2:06 am
yup. Or you can read the rest of this chapter, and then hope for the best. I just updated and this chappter is now offically done!!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 2:35 am
WOOPEY!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 3:38 am
a smart perosn like artemis would build a robot to take all the insults…………….and switch back when the tormenting was over. I would also sarcasticially abuse him! that would be funny.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:17 am
Don’t worry..i haven’t made Artemis dumb or anything…and he *spoilers* gets revenge. Just wait and see how it all works out…
MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Thanks tpo everyone who reveiwed!!!!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 4:19 am
I luff reveiws.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:24 am
mee to1 but no one ever reviews , so i try to ALWAYS review , I do always review, because , I noe I wood love it if people reviewed my stroies.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:25 am
stories.
February 1st, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I’ll go read yours then now. AND REVEW!!!
Since you have reveiwed like 50 times on here so I owe you. *reads Mahi101 AF fan’s stories*
February 1st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
thanx.. u dont need to my stopries are ( the story Sonia ) is unbelievably long.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:51 pm
thats okay, I’ll just read some it then. I definetly owe you, you ccommented like a billion times.
Do you guys think that this horribly written story could win Fan-fic of the month if finish it in time??????
Probably not, but I’d still like to know what all of you think about the chances of that happening.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Well lets see how it turns out! Its a great beggining, and I like it , but you need to continue QUICK NOW !
- You don’t have to read my stories if you don’t want to.I always comment on EVERYTHING.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:58 pm
- And you might not want to read the story “Sonia and sonia part two ” because it was .. like more then TEN THOUSNAD WORDS!But I did write short storieS….like “Girl of his dreams” is only one chapter. “Deminsion Bomb” is like 3 chapters.
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE THE STORY!LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT!BUBABABABAAAA!I’M LOVIN’IT!Oh my goodness.My sister is right.I am addicted.To this website or McDonalds I’m not sure.
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:49 am
lol
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:10 am
To symojen.
Well - personally I think its a really good idea, has THOUSANDS of possibilities, and great potential for a thrilling and very interesting story. I personally DO plan on reading the rest, and I hope Fowl-Freak hasn’t been put off by your horrible and unnecessary comments. I dare you to write something this good.
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:52 am
Thanks Ember Williams, I kinda told Symojen off in the comment after his….
And don’t worry about me being discuraged, Even if every single perso on this website came and told me that they hated ti i would still post it, if only just to annoy them. And I know that theres others out hter who want to read it, and I really don’t want to disappoint them. And like I said…Things are definetly going to be C-R-A-Z-E-H when Alex gets controll of art and hopefully funny , too.
Thanks again to everyone who reveiwed and especaily to Mahi101 AF Fan , and Ember Williams for there wonderful reveiws that make me want to run off write now and write more. Which actually, I will.
*runs off to other computer to type*
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:20 am
I just updated the second chapter. Hope you guys like it sense I have no way of knowing what you think….oh wait!! I do!!! You can just reveiw and tell me. *hint* *hint*
February 7th, 2008 at 5:07 am
WHY WON”T ANYONE REVEIW!!!! Aaaaaahhhh!!! IITS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!! DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG!!!! DOES THE CHAPTER SUCK????????!!! TELL ME!!! PLEASE!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!! I CAN FIX IT!!!!
February 7th, 2008 at 5:30 am
LOL.. ITS LIKE MIDNIGHT HERE! AND it is really early or late in the world rite now… not a great time to review but I LOVED IT! It’s awesum! AND TOTALLY funny! Keep on writting! AND TELL ME WHEN U UPDATE!lol
February 16th, 2008 at 5:31 am
cool, if I had control of Arty I’d bring him to school, it would be hilarious, especially if he came with me to the circle (aka the circle me and my friends sit in to eat lunch)
February 16th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Whoo! I was worried….
I shall update soon!!!
The title will have :
New update!! Chapter 3 is UP!!!
in it.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:44 am
FOWL-FREAK I WAS JUST KIDDING I’VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS STORY TO TELL YOU THAT AND NOW I FINALLY FIND IT YAY! IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR IT AND I COULDNT FIND IT! I REALLY LIKE IT I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME!
*crys*
February 21st, 2008 at 2:49 am
PS: Please delete my other comment I’m so sorry. I was trying to find it like, every day and I thought you may have deleted it because of me!
….
I’ve been holding that burden of guilt for so long please understand. I don’t want to bring any ones hopes down … especailly a great writers hopes like yours …
:( Sorry … I don’t know what else to say …
February 21st, 2008 at 2:50 am
:((
February 21st, 2008 at 2:55 am
Oooh 2nd chapter = THE MOST AWSOMENEST THING I’VE EVER READ I JUST READ IT! SWEET! LOL!
March 1st, 2008 at 7:34 am
Thanks so much toi everybody who reveiwed, especially symojen, who I hope doesn’t feel too bad sense I totally forgive her.
And really? Just kidding? omg…you had me going….
Thanks so much!! To all of you guys!!! Your the reason that I keep readin g and I am so glad that I’m able to please you with my cruddy writing!!!!
March 1st, 2008 at 7:42 am
oopsy…um…I hate to break it to you guys, but your NOT the reason that I keep reading…thats a typo…..but guess what?
Your all the reason that I keep writing!!!!
March 7th, 2008 at 1:18 am
chapter three is going to have only one of the things she forces him to do.Each thing will have its own chapter….
March 8th, 2008 at 2:41 am
No offense, but you serously need to work on you paragraphs. It is extremly hard to read a article when the whole thing is straight from beginning to end. I had to read it 5 times, with my fingers on hte computer screen to understand this. However, I do want to see what tortures Alex is planning on Arty…
March 8th, 2008 at 4:09 am
So sorry!!! I know i definetly have to work pon that with more story than one….
Thank you so much ,Hunter!!!!
Criticism is greatly appreciated!!!!
March 8th, 2008 at 5:30 am
TOO GOOD!!! I would have had good ideas if it weren’t for the “nothing illegal or gross” rule…
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:32 am
?
What kind of ideas…..?
lol…