My Day With Arty (New Capter!!!!!) READ NOW!!!!!
Written on January 13th, 2008 by Fowl-FreakStory Details
- Status : Incomplete
- Category: General and Funny and What If?
- Author: Fowl-Freak
- Word Count: 1694
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This Story has Absolutely nothing to do with Kidnapped for the Holidays . Kidnapped For the Holidays is not part of any other stories I might put on here. All of my other stories go on as if Kidnapped for the Holidays never happened. Just so you know. So Artemis has never met Alex or Collin, and they have never met or read about him.
This Story takes place inbetween the Opal Deception and The Lost Colony.
Intro: Opal didn’t get captured by the LEP and still wants to get revenge. Because that worked out so well the first time.
Artemis Fowl: Fowl-Freak doesn’t own me or , for that matter, anyone in my books. If you believe otherwise then I highly advise you check into a mental help hospital. However Fowl-Freak Does own the little reckless beasts that torment me. Such an accomplishment.
Alex: HEY! we are NOT beasts. But I do take pride in the fact that I ALMOST drove you into a state of insanity that was impossible to come out of………………ALMOST
Collin: HEEEY!!! I didn’t, never tried to, and probably won’t ever, torcher Artemis.
Alex and Artemis: You helped.
Artemis: And you spelled Torture wrong.
Collin: Whaaaaaatever. Don’t spell check what i write.
Arty: “i” should be capitalized.
Collin: OR GRAMMER CHECK!!!!!!!!!! GEEZ!!!
Arty: Fine. As you wish. Be grammatically incorrect. See if I care.
so without further ado……
My Day with Arty
Chapter 1: Tea Parties of Doom
The Fowl Lear Jet, just leaving Ireland (Artemis’s POV)
Artemis Fowl sat in his Lear jet on his way to New Jersey. He had to spend one entire day with some bratty little girl who had won a contest so she could have complete control over him for 24 hours. Wonderful, He thought. Just wonderful. I have to spend an entire day in an extremely small plastic chair, at a tea party with teddy bears for company. Then again, it’s only one day. How bad could it be? How wrong Artemis was about that day.Very wrong indeed.
Unfortunately for Artemis, Alex didn’t like tea parties. What she had in mind was much, much worse.
(Alex’s POV)
Several days earlier, in a dark alley way (GASP! that’s so cliché!!!):
“So how much, again for this guy? Alex asked in her stone cold, unemotional face. But inside, she was secretly over flowing with excitement and happiness. “2 million dollars, by check, after you brake Artemis Fowl.” the girl said she looked very strange. She had dark black hair, and was extremely beautiful, with her unique, seemingly flawless features. But there was something deadly about her. She seemed to have an evil, highly intelligent touch to her face. She had offered Alex 2,000,000 dollars to use her amazing , annoying powers and evil devious mind to torture some kid named Arty. Annoying nick-names always got to people. For just like Mulch Diggums, Alex had the amazing ability to drive people insane. All she had to do was win the writing contest, a short story between 1,500 and 2,000 words. The most creative story won. Easy. Alex was practically bursting with creativity. “Well? Do we have a deal, or not?” the teenage girl asked impatiently. “Yes,” Alex said, smiling evilly. “I believe we do.”
Opal’s POV
Opal Kobio was positively ecstatic; she had hired the best possible person to actually drive Artemis Fowl, the great human mastermind, into insanity. Then all of her problems with him would be over. She had given up on trying to kill him, the boy just wouldn’t die! Especially with that bodyguard around all of the time. So this was the perfect solution. She really did have no doubt that that Alex girl could drive ANYONE insane. Even the great Artemis Fowl. She had heard stories and rumors………… and they never had a happy ending. No, Artemis Fowl wouldn’t stand a chance against her.
The New Jersey Airport, Arty’s POV
Artemis had an uneasy feeling about the day that was to follow, as he stepped off of the Fowl Lear Jet. He had found several loop-holes in the contract he’d signed. That made him feel more secure. But really, he wasn’t the least bit worried. Why should he be? It wasn’t as if this girl could actually be dangerous. This whole thing was a reality TV show for the world’s greatest minds, to put their tolerance to the test. Normally, Artemis would never have agreed to this, he disliked the media, but unfortunately he didn’t have a choice this time. His parents had decided that he should get out some more and see the world. They had also thought that being ordered around by another person might do some good for his superior ego. And of course, you may be wondering how Alex could force him to these things. The answer is that the person, who gets to order their own little genius around all day, gets a device with a button on it. Every time someone refuses to do something, the button gets pushed. And at the end of the day, that person must tell the Hosts of the show what they couldn’t get them to do, just for proof. There will also be a camera crew following them for some of the day. Butler had been allowed to accompany his charge, but must follow the rules that Artemis must do whatever she says, with some limitations of course. (A/N: Basically nothing gross or illegal) He would be staying in an extremely fancy (not to mention expensive) hotel in New York City, until tomorrow
Tomorrow he was to meet Alex.
dunt dunt daaaa!!!!!
Some other stories by Fowl-Freak:
- Kidnapped For the Holidays Part One: Plotting of Evil Schemes
- Kidnapped For The Holidays Part One: Plotting of Evil Scemes
- Kidnapped For The Holidays
January 13th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Love love LOVE where it’s going. Keep writing!
January 13th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Thank You!!!!!!
January 13th, 2008 at 8:46 am
I hope that you love love LOVE the rest of it too! They do lots of CRAZY stuff . It gets (hopeully) really funny.
January 13th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
its really good, you know. I love it!
January 13th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
It’s really good , tell us when u up8.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:06 am
TO EVERYONE:
I will look over this though.Check it and stuff for mistakes and ways to make it a bit better. I’m working on continuing this chapter.
Hello I am glad that you are enjoying or not enjoying this. It’ll get better though. You’ll see * evil grin* AND DON”T WORRY!!!!!! IT DOES HAVE AN ACTUAL PLOT!!!!!!!!!! OPal tries at WORLD DOMINATION AGAIN.
oopsy. spoiler. Well enjoy it.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:32 am
ALSO: I JUST REALIZED THIS BUT ANYONE WHO HASN”T READ THE FOURTH BOOK SHOULDNT CONTINUE TO READ THIS.
IT WILL MANY SPOILERS TO DO WITH BOTH THE 4th and 5th book later on in the story.
You have been warned.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:35 am
lol , you shouldnt have told us that. I wrote a story.. now i can relate it to this ( girl of his dreams) but its different…….. oh well….. I like it and do say u should continue.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:39 am
blob. im bored.
I already KNOW what Alex will do with Arty.
But what would YOU guys do if YOU had complete controll over Artemis for a full 24 hours?????????????????????????????????????? Hopefully nothing gross, but im really curious.
COMMENT AND TELL ME!!!!!!!
January 16th, 2008 at 4:43 am
Mahi 101 AF fan: Thats ok. Spoilers arent that evil. Have you read the Fourth book???????
And you might just finish before i continue since im a slow writer. Although I really hate to keep readers waiting. Don’t worry Chappy 2 will be worth the wait…..* even eviler smile than Arty.*
January 16th, 2008 at 4:44 am
Hmm—– drive him insane.. that would be funny but I’de leave my brother to do that.. I’de rather b on the good side of artemis becaise—– Hello….. I’m his Fan..I dont noe.. I’de never thouight about that .. but I do noe one thing , we would run into LOTS of arguements b-cuz he likes to b in control and so do i…….. oh well…. I bet I noe wut alex will do!
January 16th, 2008 at 4:50 am
ALEXs plans involve public humilation in many different ways all over the world………And a chicken suit. and many other things that i cant give away. Only one spoiuler per chappy. sryy.
I probably would also like to be on his good side…… but I would never let him order me around. And i would sarcasticly abuse him. I’d also try to find something to challenge him at that i can beat him at. Like DDR. cept that I suck at DDR….oh well.
January 16th, 2008 at 4:55 am
What do you think of my Disclaimer?
Arty keeps spell/grammer checking everything that Collin says.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:51 am
next time I update you guys will fin out exactly why its called Tea Parties of Doom. Don’t worry if anyone is confused. Ill explain everything in this chappter. Like why Arty has to do what she says, why he even aggreed to do this, and all other details.
Dear mahi 101 AF fan : I haven’t read your story ” Girl of his dreams” but maybe if i get a chance I’ll check it out. I’m SUPER BUSY though. I have to practice my Flute and have a billion stories to continue writing. But I hope i can read it. I think that you’d be a great writer (PROBABLY, affter all i haven’t read your story yet).
THANKS TO ALL WHO REVEIWED….I LOVE REVIEWS……EVEN BAD ONES ( but that doesn’t mean you should start to give me any!!!!!!)
I plan on UPDATING ‘KIDNAPPED FOR THE HOLIDAYS VERY SOON, SO CHECK UP ON THOSE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. and don’t worry, ALL of them will be updated and nnot just one. I won’t make you look through 3 stories trying to find which one is updated.
January 16th, 2008 at 6:00 am
*is about to comment and give away another spoiler, since they can never keep a secret, but decides to type more story instead*
January 16th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
I finished the series , MY BROTHER PLAYS THE FLUTE and has tried to murder me with it. lol, Yes ,but we all knew that basicially ALMOST ALWAYS opal’s plan . ALOMOST.
But post an uopdate when u continue ( more people check that way)
January 17th, 2008 at 12:57 am
My sister used to play flute, but the year before I was allowed to join band she quit cuz of this terrible teacher.
* HUGS FLUTE*
I LOVE YOU MY FLUTE!!!
thats what our band teacher tells us were suppose to do. Tell our flutes we love them and the otes will come out better.
January 17th, 2008 at 1:26 am
BUT WHATEVER YOU THINK MIGHT HAPPEN
January 17th, 2008 at 1:28 am
THE REAL QUESTION IS:
WILL ALEX DRIVE ARTEMIS FOWL INTO AN INSANITY FROM WHICH HE WILL NEVER RETURN!!!?????????
January 29th, 2008 at 6:21 am
poor Artemis. we can only hope for the best
February 1st, 2008 at 2:06 am
yup. Or you can read the rest of this chapter, and then hope for the best. I just updated and this chappter is now offically done!!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 2:35 am
WOOPEY!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 3:38 am
a smart perosn like artemis would build a robot to take all the insults…………….and switch back when the tormenting was over. I would also sarcasticially abuse him! that would be funny.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:17 am
Don’t worry..i haven’t made Artemis dumb or anything…and he *spoilers* gets revenge. Just wait and see how it all works out…
MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Thanks tpo everyone who reveiwed!!!!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 4:19 am
I luff reveiws.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:24 am
mee to1 but no one ever reviews , so i try to ALWAYS review , I do always review, because , I noe I wood love it if people reviewed my stroies.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:25 am
stories.
February 1st, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I’ll go read yours then now. AND REVEW!!!
Since you have reveiwed like 50 times on here so I owe you. *reads Mahi101 AF fan’s stories*
February 1st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
thanx.. u dont need to my stopries are ( the story Sonia ) is unbelievably long.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:51 pm
thats okay, I’ll just read some it then. I definetly owe you, you ccommented like a billion times.
Do you guys think that this horribly written story could win Fan-fic of the month if finish it in time??????
Probably not, but I’d still like to know what all of you think about the chances of that happening.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Well lets see how it turns out! Its a great beggining, and I like it , but you need to continue QUICK NOW !
- You don’t have to read my stories if you don’t want to.I always comment on EVERYTHING.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:58 pm
- And you might not want to read the story “Sonia and sonia part two ” because it was .. like more then TEN THOUSNAD WORDS!But I did write short storieS….like “Girl of his dreams” is only one chapter. “Deminsion Bomb” is like 3 chapters.
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE THE STORY!LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT!BUBABABABAAAA!I’M LOVIN’IT!Oh my goodness.My sister is right.I am addicted.To this website or McDonalds I’m not sure.
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:49 am
lol
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:10 am
To symojen.
Well - personally I think its a really good idea, has THOUSANDS of possibilities, and great potential for a thrilling and very interesting story. I personally DO plan on reading the rest, and I hope Fowl-Freak hasn’t been put off by your horrible and unnecessary comments. I dare you to write something this good.
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:52 am
Thanks Ember Williams, I kinda told Symojen off in the comment after his….
And don’t worry about me being discuraged, Even if every single perso on this website came and told me that they hated ti i would still post it, if only just to annoy them. And I know that theres others out hter who want to read it, and I really don’t want to disappoint them. And like I said…Things are definetly going to be C-R-A-Z-E-H when Alex gets controll of art and hopefully funny , too.
Thanks again to everyone who reveiwed and especaily to Mahi101 AF Fan , and Ember Williams for there wonderful reveiws that make me want to run off write now and write more. Which actually, I will.
*runs off to other computer to type*
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:20 am
I just updated the second chapter. Hope you guys like it sense I have no way of knowing what you think….oh wait!! I do!!! You can just reveiw and tell me. *hint* *hint*
February 7th, 2008 at 5:07 am
WHY WON”T ANYONE REVEIW!!!! Aaaaaahhhh!!! IITS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!! DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG!!!! DOES THE CHAPTER SUCK????????!!! TELL ME!!! PLEASE!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!! I CAN FIX IT!!!!
February 7th, 2008 at 5:30 am
LOL.. ITS LIKE MIDNIGHT HERE! AND it is really early or late in the world rite now… not a great time to review but I LOVED IT! It’s awesum! AND TOTALLY funny! Keep on writting! AND TELL ME WHEN U UPDATE!lol
February 16th, 2008 at 5:31 am
cool, if I had control of Arty I’d bring him to school, it would be hilarious, especially if he came with me to the circle (aka the circle me and my friends sit in to eat lunch)
February 16th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Whoo! I was worried….
I shall update soon!!!
The title will have :
New update!! Chapter 3 is UP!!!
in it.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:44 am
FOWL-FREAK I WAS JUST KIDDING I’VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS STORY TO TELL YOU THAT AND NOW I FINALLY FIND IT YAY! IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR IT AND I COULDNT FIND IT! I REALLY LIKE IT I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME!
*crys*
February 21st, 2008 at 2:49 am
PS: Please delete my other comment I’m so sorry. I was trying to find it like, every day and I thought you may have deleted it because of me!
….
I’ve been holding that burden of guilt for so long please understand. I don’t want to bring any ones hopes down … especailly a great writers hopes like yours …
:( Sorry … I don’t know what else to say …
February 21st, 2008 at 2:50 am
:((
February 21st, 2008 at 2:55 am
Oooh 2nd chapter = THE MOST AWSOMENEST THING I’VE EVER READ I JUST READ IT! SWEET! LOL!
March 1st, 2008 at 7:34 am
Thanks so much toi everybody who reveiwed, especially symojen, who I hope doesn’t feel too bad sense I totally forgive her.
And really? Just kidding? omg…you had me going….
Thanks so much!! To all of you guys!!! Your the reason that I keep readin g and I am so glad that I’m able to please you with my cruddy writing!!!!
March 1st, 2008 at 7:42 am
oopsy…um…I hate to break it to you guys, but your NOT the reason that I keep reading…thats a typo…..but guess what?
Your all the reason that I keep writing!!!!
March 7th, 2008 at 1:18 am
chapter three is going to have only one of the things she forces him to do.Each thing will have its own chapter….
March 8th, 2008 at 2:41 am
No offense, but you serously need to work on you paragraphs. It is extremly hard to read a article when the whole thing is straight from beginning to end. I had to read it 5 times, with my fingers on hte computer screen to understand this. However, I do want to see what tortures Alex is planning on Arty…
March 8th, 2008 at 4:09 am
So sorry!!! I know i definetly have to work pon that with more story than one….
Thank you so much ,Hunter!!!!
Criticism is greatly appreciated!!!!
March 8th, 2008 at 5:30 am
TOO GOOD!!! I would have had good ideas if it weren’t for the “nothing illegal or gross” rule…