Mudman and Mudblood
Written on March 12th, 2010 by arty_and_holly_4everStory Details
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
Loading ...After the professor left, Artemis immediately called Holly. He needed to know if the fairies knew about Hogwarts.
“Hello?” Came the answer on the other side, “What do you need Artemis?”
“What makes you think I need anything?” Replied Artemis.
“Well, you are Artemis Fowl. But seriously, what’s up?”
“You know how I stole the magic in the time tunnel?”
“Don’t tell me you stole more.” Said an exasperated Holly
“No, don’t assume. I am good now. I learned my lesson. Back to my story. I learned that humans once had magic. When I took some of that magic, it must have opened pathways that were once dormant. I came to the conclusion that if a person was born with a certain genetic trait, those pathways would be opened, resulting in that person becoming magic. Now, a few hours ago, a lady named Professor McGonagall came and invited me to go to a school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.” Artemis Lectured, “And so, I decided to go.”
“Witchcraft? Wizardry? Oh My Gosh, I think the Great Artemis Fowl has finally cracked!” Holly laughed, “Okay, so lets say for a moment that all this is true, and your not crazy like I think you are, what would you want me to do?”
Artemis Frowned. Why was it so hard to believe that humans could have magic too? After all, there was such a thing as Fairies, “I would want you to go to school with me.”
“Huh?” asked Holly, “and why would you want that?”
“You need someone in Hogwarts to make sure that they don’t know about fairies all right? Plus you need someone trustworthy, and I am pretty sure I am not on the LEP top 100. Also, you have the most experience interacting with humans, therefore, you would blend in the best.” Countered Artemis.
“He has got a point, you know,” Said a new voice in the conversation.
“FOALY! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO MY CALLS?” Yelled Holly.
“I saw it was from Artemis, and I immediately jumped to the conclusion that something was wrong.” Whinnied Foaly.
“And what do you mean he has a point?” asked Holly after she calmed down a bit.
“Well, if there is a school, we never heard about it. We need to monitor it. And you are the best elf for the job.” Foaly replied.
Holly sighed. Once Foaly was on Artemis’s side, there was no winning. “but I don’t look human.” she said weakly.
“I got this new gadget, I think it could work. It makes you look human. All we need is some blood. I think I can replicate the genes that makes Artemis magic. Then, you would have the same type of magic he has, along with your own.”
“So it’s settled,” Said Artemis.
“I guess,” Came Holly’s reluctant reply.
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March 12th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Ummm..update please?
I love HP and by far thsi is one of the best crossovers I have read so far so Please continue. Oh and it was hilarious
March 12th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
I likea, I likea…It’s probably been done before, but hey, this is a great version!
:)
March 12th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Hm. Good idea, must give you that. it’s cute.
March 13th, 2010 at 4:49 am
Hm…well I don’t know much about HP because I never read the books. But I do think there is a bit of OOCness going on here. I saw a few grammer and spelling mistakes. But if you fixed that up and got into more description and stuff you would be a great great writer
!
March 13th, 2010 at 5:08 am
I like the story so far but Hagrid isn’t talking right! Also POSF I why haven’t you read the HP books!!!
March 14th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Good job! It was slightly OOC, but only slightly. Just slight enough to where you can barely tell….
I love this! Update!!! 
~CC
March 14th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Interesting.
I thought it was pretty good, even though its been done dozens of times before. An update would be perfecto!
:D
March 14th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
P.S. Love the title.
March 19th, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Realy good, it has an interesting plot.
It could really have potential
PLEASE CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 25th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Please update it soon:) It’s awesome!
April 25th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Wow everytime this crosover is done it is fab in a different way. I must say, your is the best i’ve read so far. the best reserched and the best grammer. You seplt manor wrong in chapter 3 and something else i can’t remember. i do love how your thories are well educated and arn’t lame in any way. You mixed Artemis in well with the wizard and everyone is in charicter. Well done i must say. Please please update this! Pretty please!? 5/5
April 25th, 2010 at 9:46 pm
oh yeah, shouldn’t this be filed in crosovers aswel?
June 2nd, 2010 at 3:33 am
That is an amazing story!!!
July 9th, 2010 at 7:44 am
Interesting. When Butler came in with McGonagall, I was like “Oh crap. What did Butler do????”. I jumped to conclusions. Right now I am smiling at my own stupidity. Anyway, I love HP and AF, and you did a wonderful job with the crossover. It all makes sense. Good job! =) Honestly, that was funny. Butler and McGonagall! Hehehhehehehehehe