~’Misery Business’~

Summary: I’m in the business of misery, let’s take it from the top She’s got a body like an hourglass it’s […]

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I’m in the business of misery, let’s take it from the top
She’s got a body like an hourglass it’s ticking like a clock
It’s a matter of time before we all run out…
When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth

Holly stared dumstruck as Lilli placed a kiss upon Trouble’s mouth. He accepted it. In fact, he seemed to….like it! About an hour later Miss Frond strolled up to Holly. Holly gave her a death glare. Lilli looked down at her disdainfully. “You must be joking. Honey, you couldn’t get Trouble even if he were hit with ‘cupid’s’ arrow.” she smirked. Holly stood up knocking the table over. “Yeah? Watch me.” she said storming out of the cafe. Lilli snorted. “As if.”

I waited eight long months
She finally set him free
I told him I couldn’t lie, he was the only one for me
Two weeks we had caught on fire
She’s got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile

Eight excruciatingly painful months passed by. (like the song said :P) Holly told Trouble how she felt and he seemed overjoyed. The next day he told Holly that him and Frond never happened. On Every date Lilli would be at the exact same place with a different ‘pretty boy’ hoping to make Trouble come back. Holly just smiled at Lilli’s pathetic attempts of revenge.

Whoa… I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa… it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feel so good
‘Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could then you know you would
‘Cause God it just feels so…
It just feels so good

Holly had Trouble. He was hers. And if Lilli didn’t like it? Tough.

Second chances they don’t never matter, people never change
Once a whore, you’re nothing more, I’m sorry that’ll never change
And about forgiveness, we’re both supposed to have exchanged
I’m sorry honey, but I passed up, now look this way!

The doorbell rang. Holly opened the door and saw Lilli looking a little sheepish. “Holly?” she asked meekly. “What?” Holly said blankly. “Could we start over?….Be friends?” Lilli asked. Holly blinked. “Your kidding.” she said. Lilli shook her head and Holly burst out laughing. “That’s a good one Frond!” she said between gasps. She sighed and wiped a tear away from her eye. “No. Toodles!” Holly giggled wiggling her fingers and slamming the door in Lilli’s face.

Well there’s a million other girls who do it just like you
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who
They want it what they like, it’s easy if you do it right
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

Holly chattered happily with trouble over lunch. Maybe if Holly would have seen her she would have stopped it sooner but….Lilli walked over flipping her hair and swaying her hips. Turning down every guy that got in her way. She strode over to Holly and Trouble’s table. She sat on Trouble’s lap and grabbed his face in her hands. She yanked it to her mouth. Holly’s jaw dropped.

Whoa… I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa… it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feel so good
‘Cause I got him where I want him right now
And if you could then you know you would
‘Cause God it just feels so…
It just feels so good…

Trouble struggled free and gasped, “What the hell are you doing?” he said standing up making Lilli fall to the ground. Without asking Lilli grabbed Trouble’s hand and pulled herself up. “We’ve led Holly on long enough Trouble, love. We have to tell her the truth.” Lilli said snuggling up nice and close. “What?” Holly and Trouble said in unison. Lilli giggled. “You know. That you’ve been playing her. That all this time you’ve been in love with me.” she said her eyes widening. Big and Innocent.

I watched his wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving…

Holly’s right eye brow disappeared beneath her bangs. “Come again?” she said. Lilli smiled coldly. “Holly dear. You never knew…how could you? Trouble is such a good actor.” Lilli placed a hand on his chest. Trouble shook her lose and stood behind Holly. “You’ve lost your mind Frond.” he said with a hard look on his face. Holly crossed her arms angrily and glared at Lilli.

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now…

“But I thought….” Lilli said with tears in her eyes. Trouble glared at her. “Lilli your a freak, you know that?” Trouble frowned. “Come on Holly, Let’s go.” “Gladly.” Came Holly’s reply. They turned to leave.

Whoa, I never meant brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa… it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feel so good
‘Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could then you know you would
‘Cause God it just feels so…
It just feels so good

“Oh! One more thing.” Holly said turning when she reached the door. “That Halloween mask isn’t fooling anyone Frond.” Holly’s grin widened as she heard the cry of fury from Lilli. Trouble and Holly left the cafe and returned to work. Lilli Frond was fired.

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19 responses to “~’Misery Business’~.” Join in!

  1. What can say? I have a lot of time on my hands!

  2. BTW PLEASE VOTE! thank you! πŸ˜‰

  3. lol it is great jade keep going and read my stories!!!!!!!!! especially aphrodite which i have recently updated lol

  4. Funny. LOL!!! Stupid Lilli

  5. love that story and song

  6. me too

  7. Gee, I feel sort of bad for Lili. Holly does not come off looking too well here, in my opinion. Anyway, the story goes extremely well with the song- you did a great job writing. This is really good πŸ™‚

  8. *shrugs* I tried to make them both look like the vilian here. πŸ˜€

  9. hee hee. “the Oh! One more thing That Halloween mask isnÒ€ℒt fooling anyone Frond.Ò€
    thats gota be the best part.

  10. same thing as everyone else! its awesome!

  11. I honestly didn’t think this one would get very good reviews.

  12. you didnt get good reviews…..
    you got very VERY good reviews because of this very VERY good story!!! πŸ˜‰

  13. HollyluvsArty (www.fanfiction.net/~hollyluvsArty) September 28th, 2007 at 4:09 am 13

    OMG this is SO weird. I wrote a songfic to the very same song! Only it was A/H, because I love the ship. lol. If you want to check it out, go to the URL by my name.

    HollyluvsArty

  14. Read A WEEK ON THE FARM

  15. i read this story it is good. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰ πŸ™ ;( :*

  16. there are to more faces what r they?

  17. Demon_Obsession January 29th, 2008 at 12:57 pm 17

    this rocks! πŸ˜€ :mrgreen:

  18. mahi101 AF Fan January 29th, 2008 at 1:31 pm 18

    love it.

  19. This is awesome, I love this song. Paramore, isn’t it? πŸ™‚

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