Mini Fowl
Written on October 6th, 2008 by AF rulesStory Details
FOWL MANOR
Artemis yawned as he got out of his bed. Strange, he thought, My bed seems bigger then before. Also, why are my clothes so lose? He shrugged, and slid off his bed. He walked in to the bathroom and noticed that the sink was higher up then usual.
He went in to his room and dragged a chair up to the sink. Then he climbed up the chair and looked in to the mirror. His eyes widened in terror. He looked like a 7 year old! He freaked out for a second, then he calmed himself down.
HAVON
Foaly was talking to Holly using a Fhone (fairy phone) when suddenly he got another call. “Sorry Holly, Artemis is calling. I’ll call back later.” he said while hanging up. “Hello, Artemis.” he said annoyed, he hated being interrupted.
“Hello Foaly. I need your help, I’ve become a 7 year old.” Artemis said with a slightly more high pitched voice.
Foaly busted out laughing. Then suddenly he stopped. It was like he could hear Artemis’ scowl. “Your not joking are you?” said Foaly. “No I’m not.” said Artemis coldly.

(19 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
October 7th, 2008 at 10:57 am
lol!
That was all TroubleKelp had to say.
Oh, and the ever faithful ‘please continue.’
And;
*first comment dance* Although not many peeps do them anymore.
October 7th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
LOL!!i finally get my internet back,and lo and behold a funny story!!
October 8th, 2008 at 1:25 am
That’s so funy! What happened? Is it the stolen magic? Continue!
October 9th, 2008 at 3:55 am
Not very good. Artemis is right on character, but not Foaly. He’s off, maybe a little bit more reading could help. I do that and it’s helped.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Awesome! I think that that’s super funny! Pls continue!
October 10th, 2008 at 2:37 am
Why did you repost this? It had a four rating and now it has five then a 3? I think it’s the website.
October 11th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
When will you write more? This is going to be a great story! Do continue.
The_Right_Girl
(PS I am not what you think I am)
October 12th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
AWESOME! I love the story! Write more! (please)
btw, TroubleKelp, did you know that referring to yourself in third person is a sure sign of mental instability.
Love the story! update!
October 14th, 2008 at 2:08 am
lmao!
That’s all I gotta say! Does Arty ever change back?
October 14th, 2008 at 11:32 am
That is sooooooooooo funny! Artemis is an awesome character! And AF rules is an awesome writer!
October 17th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I can’t believe you left your adoring fans with a cliffhanger!
OMG! Artemis is in the bath with Holly! Who is that mysterious girl? You must update! (please)
October 20th, 2008 at 2:10 am
Okay, no offence, but am I the ONLY person to notice that you spelled Opals last name wrong?!
It’s Koboi not opal wan kenobi!!!!
October 21st, 2008 at 12:20 am
YAY! You updated! So it is Opal!
Yes, Miasaki, I did notice, but I didn’t say anything because…(music starts)
Everybody makes mistakes,
Everybody has those days,
Everybody knows what,
What I’m talking bout,
Everybody gets that way, (music stops)
Update again! (please)
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:43 am
oookay… yay you updated! OMG you made OPAL take a bath with ARTY???!!!!!
Ooh cliff0hanger!!! Don’t let your adoring fans down! *Shows all the fans she has*
October 24th, 2008 at 7:54 am
I’m scared.
October 24th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Why are you scared TK?
October 25th, 2008 at 1:48 am
UPDATE!
(that is all I have to say to you!)
(gives you the cold shoulder for leaving your adoring fans with yet another cliffhanger)
October 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
LOL! Opal’s a bit OOC, but only because she isn’t a power crazed maniac bent on killing all her enemies and taking over the world. I love this! Update, Update, Update!
October 25th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
*sigh* I’m sorry for all the cliffhangers! It’s just that I like stories with constant twists and turns.
October 25th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
20th comment dancee.
……………………..UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Please and thank you.
October 28th, 2008 at 1:25 am
AWESOME! A CLONE! SO COOL! YOU MUST UPDATE!
November 4th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
That’s great! NOW I know why Opal isn’t acting like an insane maniac…I really really like this story. UPDATE!
November 5th, 2008 at 6:15 am
I love this story i wonder why they became 8 year olds and Opal non evil in my dreams but i love it!!!!!!
November 6th, 2008 at 12:29 am
seriously, UPDATE!!!!
November 7th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Where are you!!!
Why didn’t you update???
I swear that I will - uh-oh.
November 7th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
One thing to say
LOL… Okay one more thing I guess…
UPDATE!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
Plz?
November 8th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Dude that is seriously HILARIOUS!!!
UPDATE!! think of the kids! think of the money! think of Bananas!
November 8th, 2008 at 3:27 am
um… bananas?…
November 8th, 2008 at 6:21 am
“Vegeta how many bananas do we have?”
“OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Sry had to add in…
November 8th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Yeah, continuing on my last interrupted review, the uh-oh is ‘pelt you with creamy pies and frozen chickens and - er - rotten fish’ .
November 8th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I need ideas. I have writers block. Please help.
November 9th, 2008 at 3:35 am
What a coincidence. I, too, have writers block. Pls update! I rly rly rly rly (continues saying rly) like this story!
November 9th, 2008 at 4:19 am
random… cookiespiefishclonesrecorder expolsionupdatedillemafashionsidetrack mellowbutlerDEADLINEconfession.
*pant pant*
some random stuff… hope that helps your writers block! (no garuntees…)
November 9th, 2008 at 4:30 am
Yay! Ideas for new stories are flooding back! Thank you Miasaki! You are my stars, my sun, my moon!
November 11th, 2008 at 12:12 am
35th commentpalooza!
One word dude/dudet…(dramatic pause)………
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UPDATE!
(joins a conga line that is conveniently passing by)
November 11th, 2008 at 1:22 am
Oh, its nothing! Yay! you updated! I have an english project due, so why the heck am I typing this?
THE DEADLINE IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uwaah, shimekeriiiiii!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 8:59 am
You have to update, I found this hilarious if a little disturbing (I mean, Holly and Artemis in the same bath? Arty and Opal? and Trouble walked in on a naked Holly and Arty ?)! The cliffhangers kill me, which is a good thing. BUT UPDATE!
November 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I hate projects. I’m so glad that I finished all my projects. Great job!
November 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
yes, the whole bath thing was hilarious.. but kinda creepy. UPDATE!!!!!!!! I have a complaint. that was too freakin short of a chapter!!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
LOL!!! Please write more! How about…ok, i have no clue. But PLEASE keep writing *sobs* pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
November 11th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
By the way Opal, I’m a guy. So that means that I’m a “Dude”!
November 12th, 2008 at 4:13 am
I commented on the bath thing earlier. It made TroubleKelp Offline scared.
November 13th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Ok, Artemis Calls Holly, while Opal is distracting her, and tells Holly he is on a fahter/son “vacation” and that he would rather be with her but is otherwise contained. then he calls Butler and tells him all about his problem and tells him to play along!
November 17th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
nice but why’d trouble walk into holly’s bathroom
November 20th, 2008 at 1:20 am
i dunno. maybe he has no sense of direction, like hatsuharu.
November 23rd, 2008 at 5:52 am
Wow. That was…
Freaking hilarious!!! But your chapters are waaay too short. Like I said before, I might just copy Artymon’s idea and throw a couple of dozen stink bombs in your closet (Yup, the number is rising!). So you had just better update some more (BTW, I loved chapter 12) or I might just do what I said I would do. That being, stink bombs x a thousand in the closet. Yup, the number is RISING!
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
TAWESOME! lurv it! I total agree. the chappys are WAAAAAAAAAY TOOOOOO short. Please update soon!
November 24th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Yayyy!!!!!! chappie 13 is up!!!!!!
November 24th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
OMGosh! YOU NEED TO KEEP UPDATING! this is TOO good!!
November 27th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Yay you updated!!!!! comment. wha? sulfer? pls don’t leave us witha cliffhaner… AGAIN!!!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 am
Increse chapter length!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please? Pretty Please? * gets down on knees and begs* PLEASE!!! Because you leave too many cliffies! AND UPDATE! Or else the ghost of Christ mas Future will get you! (strangely enough) AWESOME STORY!!!!!!! UPDATE!!!!! And what does sulfer have to do with ghosts?
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 am
Gosh! LENGTHEN YOUR CHAPPYS!! *starts sobbing cuz it takes tooooooo long for updates*
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:01 am
I AGREE WITH K12 AND EVIL-O!!!!!!!!!!
LENGTHEN, OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!
(kidding about the or else.)
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December 4th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Hello! It’s me Af Rules! Thanks for the comments! I don’t think sulfur has anything to do with ghosts. I couldn’t think of anything else though.
December 4th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Oh, okay then. How ’bout ectoplasm?
December 5th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
COOL! Blood! Update or I will sic the ghosts on you!
December 5th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Awesome! Why, oh, why do you have to leave us in a cliffhanger? I’ll be up all night trying to find out the ending…Oh, it is a curse to be a writer…Anyway, update! Five stars!
December 5th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Ghosts? Hmmmmm, I prefer mutants, but that is just me.
December 6th, 2008 at 2:09 am
coooooooooooooool, a cam-foil!!!!!
December 7th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Wow. That’s pretty cool. I like your style of writing, AF rules. Five stars!
December 14th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Wots tha secret???
UPDATE!!!
*CLUTCHES AT THROAT*
Darn it, Artymon’s thrown a knife a my neck.
Anyway. All I have to say is
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Phew…
December 15th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Phew is right. *whistles* do you really have THAT much time on your hands?
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December 21st, 2008 at 1:49 am
Yay! I come back here for the first time in a month and there are lots of updates!!!
K12 and Helen’s sub, maybe you should be slightly more grateful for all the updates he’s written.
That’s a lot of work. And I should know. Because one of my stories has 13 chapters and 11000 words.
Thanks for the updates while I wasn’t here. Checking back soon, TroubleKelp.
*dodges Sniper Bullet* Seeya!
December 21st, 2008 at 1:54 am
Sorry for the double post, but I’m scared because putting Artemis and Opal in the same bath is… nevermind.
I’m also scared because the noobs are hunting me!!! But they’re not doing a good job.
December 24th, 2008 at 3:16 am
thnks for the update!!! Woop woop!!! The “ghost” is caught!!
December 25th, 2008 at 3:53 am
So the teacher was the guilty one? But why? I always knew teachers were evil. Pls continue!
December 25th, 2008 at 4:25 am
LOL!!!!!!!!!
I hafta agree. some teachers exist as tormenters. In this book I read, a kid refers to his teacher as “Teacher Torturer” or, “TT”
December 25th, 2008 at 6:59 am
haha, just like Artemis to unravel another person’s mystery, and, I LOVE THE UPDATE!
December 31st, 2008 at 8:18 pm
luuuuuuuuv the update!!!!!!
Hmmmmm, maybe the teacher would get arrested by the yard(Scotland Yard police) but I don’t think it’s THAT serious. too local.
January 1st, 2009 at 1:27 am
Really good update! You might want to proofread, though, as there are some puncuation errors and stuff. And also, once or twice you referred to Julia as an elf. Is she? Is Darseo an accomplice of the evil Opal? This is AWESOME!!!!!! UPDATE!!!
January 1st, 2009 at 5:08 pm
THANK YOU! I am sooooooooo glad you updated!
But you think Holly would have figured it out by now, she’s smarter than you give her credit for. I mean, ‘Arthur’ being really smart (the big book he was reading) the fact that he probably would be recognizable as just a younger version of Artemis, all combined with the fact that in his story, he told her that he had almost been killed many times! Oh, and the fact that he actually is a human.
January 1st, 2009 at 8:23 pm
1) Julia is a elf. Just about the entire story takes place in Havon.
2) Darseo is not with Opal, he’s just a lunatic.
3) Opal your right. Artemis is getting way to comfertable! Heh Heh Heh
January 1st, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Yeah, Holly will FREAK when she figure’s out that she had a BATHwith Artemis Fowl!!!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Interesting….a teacher like that actually exists…….I should get rid of the dots now…..
Anyway, five stars!
January 9th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Ya gotta tell me what happens next, because … you know. And Holly’s gonna FREAK out when she realises… realises…
*clutches at stomach and falls to the ground gasping for air*
… SHE HAD A BATH WITH ARTEMIS!!!
*Pant, pant*