Minerva’s Life
Written on April 7th, 2007 by minervagirl100Story Details
- Status : Complete
- Category: General
- Author: minervagirl100
- Word Count: 2221
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Chapter Three - Twins
About a year later . . .
Minerva sighed. Once again, there were lowly males in her class flirting with her. She hated them. They were so . . . juvenile. Well, actually, Minerva was the one who acted like an adult. To add to that, her homework was seriously bothering her. They came up with the simplest equations, like:
ξ2(ξ2 + 1)f �� + 2ξ(ξ2 + γ)f � + γ(γ − 1)f = 0
What could possibly be any easier, besides 1+1? Minerva was about to give up and just march up to her teacher and demand for harder problems. And what was absolutely unbelievable was the fact that several of her fellow classmates were struggling and some were even failing the class! Preposterous!
Minerva swore to try not to smart-mouth the boys in her class. Or the girls. But it would be hard, because the girls were equally stupid. They giggled all the time and fussed over their makeup, hair, and clothes. Who cares whether you bought a new shirt or got your ears pierced or whatever the heck you’re doing to doll yourself up? Minerva certainly didn’t!
Luckily, that morning, good news arrived. Mrs. Fowl had given birth to the twins! Twin boys! Their names were Jonathon and Finian. Exotic. Minerva snorted. The whole family’s names were basically exotic. Not that she should be talking. Minerva wasn’t normal, that’s for sure.
Gaspard Paradizo absolutely forbid his daughter to miss a few more days of school, so Minerva couldn’t go to visit the new twins. But Mr. and Mrs. Fowl kept them constantly updated by sending pictures of the cute little boys via email.
Minerva really wished that Artemis would come back.
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About two more years passed without any more interesting events. But then . . .
Minerva dropped the phone with a clatter. Luckily Butler had already hung up, or he would have been near deafened by the sound.
Minerva never screamed, but now she shrieked, “Papa!”
Mr. Paradizo came running. “Is something wrong?”
Minerva turned to him, her face bright and happy, tears running down her cheeks. Minerva made no attempt to control them.
“He’s back! He’s back!”


(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
April 7th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Guys, I wrote this. I really hope you like it. I’m not even done with the first chapter yet, but I’ll keep writing.
April 7th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
This story is AMAZINGLY written. For an AF fanfiction this is a work of art. And it is also nice to see a non-Minerva basher occasionally. XD Keep writing, I can’t wait for the rest of this chapter/next chapter. I really just want to rave and make a pointless review, but I always try to put constructive criticism in as well. I can’t think of any, except maybe try to put whole chapters up at once.
I can’t really tell what category to put this in so I’ll stick it in General for now.
April 7th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Sorry. I accidentally hit publish cuz I didn’t know that it was to put it on the site.
April 7th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
It’s no problem really, just meant that I got to read it early!
April 8th, 2007 at 8:07 am
NICE STORY
April 8th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Nice plotline and stuff! I was planning on writing one about Minerva’s emotions as well as Arty was off in Hybras! Seems you beat me to it…oh well, I’ll still write one, but it’s gonna be more on the angsty side…
Nice of you to stick in French words too, I always try and do that with Minerva…
April 8th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Thanx.
April 9th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Welcome. Now update!
April 28th, 2007 at 2:17 am
I’M DYING TO READ THE REST,
NO,REALLY, I’M DYING TO READ THE RES………
*DROPPED TO THE FLOOR DUE TO DEPRIVATION OF NEW CHAPTERS OF THIS STORY*
I KNOW THAT ISN’T POSSIBLE, BUT THATS HOW I FEEL,UM…..OH, YES, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, UMMMMMMMMMM………, OH YEAH, YOU MAY WANT TO HAVE A BETA, I THINK I SAW A FEW MISTAKES, WELL, I DON’T HAVE VERY GOOD MEMMORY, KEEP WRITING, LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 4th, 2007 at 11:27 am
Chapter 4,5,6,7,8,9?
Where are the rest?
(Anyway, they’re fantastic.)
May 6th, 2007 at 2:12 am
Um, I think this story is supposed to be three chapters long, Foaly and Artemis Fowl the Genius. Sorry! But if you want more, read the sequel: Artemis/Minerva.
June 12th, 2007 at 10:59 am
hi all..
this is an amazing story..
even though it not meant to be more than three pages could u try and add some more?
mabye a confession from minerva or stuff like that…….really i just luve the story.
peace out ppls.
August 11th, 2007 at 5:45 am
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October 21st, 2007 at 1:34 am
WOW! I JUST LOVED THIS,,,… IT WAS AMAZING, YOUR AN EXELLENT WRITER! KEEP IT UP! PPPPLLLLZZZZZZZ I AMM DYING TO HEAR MORE… I GUESS ILL HAVE TO READ THE SEQUEL… WOW YOUR SUCH A GREAT WRITER! I LUV THE WRK! ….. UHH AND ABOUT CONTSRTUCTIVE CRITSM…..I’LL PASS… U DID SUCH A GREAT JOB! WHAT CAN I SAY?
October 21st, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Wow! Awesome story! I
October 21st, 2007 at 3:43 pm
I love it!
October 28th, 2007 at 12:05 am
Thanks, everyone! I’m sorry I haven’t been on in a while, I was super busy. But now I’ll try to catch up!
November 14th, 2007 at 1:19 am
I thought that was written like Eoin Colfer. It was amazing:)
January 31st, 2008 at 10:19 pm
OH MY GOSH!THIS IS GREAT!GREAT WORK!I’M LOVIN’IT!WRITE A SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL!MAKE IT A TRILOGY!NO-A SAGA!WRITE!WRITE!WRITE!
January 31st, 2008 at 10:40 pm
there is a sequal…….
November 15th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Okay, I found two overall things that bothered me:
1) Minnie’s dad, in TLC, basically was trying to make her stop the whole demon thing period.
2) SHE ALREADY FINISHED SCHOOL!!!! It stated that she was done with grade school! Although, it DID mention her taking some class under an assumed name, so you win thins time….
I wonder, you know how demons could be predicted to turn up a certain time and place? I wonder, if Minerva had tried to pinpoint anything from Hybras, I wonder if the island’s return would have shown up?
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:43 am
By-the-by, I’m sure Editors are aware of this, but “Stephen King” is actually me.
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:02 am
Well, I am, at least.