Kgerrad’s contest story
Written on December 5th, 2007 by JellyStory Details
Loading ...Lunchtime was pretty much the same. Of course a high class school like St. Barkley’s wouldn’t have a lunchroom they had tables with beautiful flowing tablecloths which where embroidered with silk shipped all the way from shays hong a factory in china that uses only golden silk worms cloned from the regular ones only with toenails on the cell…. Well I’m not going to go into great detail on how they clone considering how wrong it is so let’s just say golden silk. Artemis sat down at the table upon which he was usually alone but this time a few other people came to join him, not that he didn’t protest.
A girl with brown hair hair and a dark complexion sat down next to him. He smiled and began to eat looking up at the buffet where all of her friends were and still trying to make conversation with him. “So what’s your name?” she asked, a slight drawl making it somewhat difficult to understand. “Artemis, Artemis fowl. may I ask what you are doing here? This is after all a school for genii.” His insult seemed not to impact her whatsoever. In fact she seemed to smile when he said genii as if it weren’t an insult at all calling HER a genius. ” Well I am quite a smart person, but most people don’t care.” The girl who had thrown him the smile on the paper sat down too. ” HI Carrie!” she said more loudly than she needed to for someone sitting next to her to hear, this was just a habit Artemis guessed by seeing what she was wearing. ( a hand-me-down) Most likely she had siblings who made a lot of noise.
“this is Artemis! she said. ” He’s my new friend!” Artemis wrinkled his forehead at the word friend. ” Excuse me, Carrie (you know who I’m talking about Kgerrad right?) But we just met. therefore I am not a friend but an accantince.” Carrie stared at him her eyes glazed over. Obviously she hadn’t heard a word he said because as soon as Jaylee sat down she introduced him as her “new friend” again. Everyone sat down at Artemis’s table and they all seemed to know each other. even the true St. Barkley’s students.
Ok I am going to put a sidebar here and try to explain the table and where everyone is sitting and who they are. Maxi: to the left of Artemis, she is Hyperactive, silly, smart, loud, ALWAYS smiling.
Maxi: Funny, likes to put things in other peoples hooded sweatshirts, acts stupid (For secret reason) VERY sarcastic. She lso can’t understand why Artemsi is such a snob.
Carrie: Maxi’s best friend to the right of Artemis, also hyper, ( the one to invent the toilet. 
) piratically the same as Maxi except for the brown hair and darker skin
Jaylee:Maxi and Carrie’s friend across from Artemis, super-smart skipped 3 grades and didn’t know anyone in this school until today when she decided to sit down at that table.
Keegan: Original Barkley’s student, Artemis’s Arch enemy that is human. unfortunately the counselors didn’t know that and they made him and Artemis share the same dorm along with 7 other boys.
Nicole: Hates everyone else’s dancing skills. sits next to Maxi and Keegan, she is rather funny but when you some something wrong she punches or kicks you.
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December 5th, 2007 at 1:37 am
R,R&R!!!!
December 5th, 2007 at 1:53 am
I liked it. It’s understandable, and you display Artemis’s personality well. A few grammar issues, but nothing serious. All in all, a good story. I would rate it 4/5. But I will wait until you’ve written a little more in this to rate it.
December 5th, 2007 at 1:59 am
oops! It’s Bartleby’s oh well we can pretend right?
December 5th, 2007 at 2:00 am
Sorry pplz vinyaya above was me. I forgot to change my name back
December 5th, 2007 at 2:25 am
okay , I reallly liked it and it was totally awesome! i will wait to rate it though
( i am mad , because i wrote a page long messgae for you in this and then it got deleted!)
December 5th, 2007 at 6:36 am
I like it please continue!
December 5th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE I like this!!!!!!!!!
December 5th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
WHAT?!?!?!?! idk wht u r talking about Olive! NEW TITLE TOO!!!
December 5th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
COTINUE.
December 6th, 2007 at 8:49 am
i like it! it is seriously goin somewhere and i hope u continue
December 7th, 2007 at 12:46 am
I will!…. this weekend.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:52 am
does anyone have any ideas they would like in the story? I m stuck.
December 8th, 2007 at 1:59 am
anyone?
December 8th, 2007 at 2:26 am
um….no? IDK….well..maybe..nahh…idk…..maybe , ……..I still don’t know………lol….sorry
December 8th, 2007 at 2:28 am
OK I will update 1 more time tonight… If u don’t like it I will delete it and try 2 think of something else.
December 8th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
I updated partially!! But i was thrown off the computer by my bro. so yeah not done yet…
December 8th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
nice update , i totally want u to continue!
December 8th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
any ideas?
December 9th, 2007 at 4:00 am
UPDATED!!!
December 9th, 2007 at 4:32 am
luv the update , though i was a bit confused at who was saying wut when kegan and Artemis thought but i get the idea.
December 9th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
2 anyone else confused: Keegan is going 2 blackmail Artemis if he doesn’t get Carrie, and her friends to b friends with him so that Keegan can stop being friends with them cause they are annoying.
December 9th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
okay
December 15th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
does any1 have any ideas now?
December 27th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
I have an idea! OKAY this is pretty stupid but what if (I SAID WHAT IF) what if Artemis starts liking the girl that threw the paper airplane and then they meet up and stuff, but then Holly gets all jealous and so does minerva and then he has a big problem. Then Holly comes to the school disguised as a human and so does Minerva to try to break them up. Then Holly and Minerva get in a big fight on who gets to be with Artemis and … something else wierd happens … i don’t know what next.
December 27th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
By the way MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
December 28th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Sweet! I love the update! 4 stars!
January 1st, 2008 at 5:03 pm
when will u update , and thats a pretty good idea symojen but now if jelly uses taht i will noe wut happens!
January 9th, 2008 at 2:12 am
YOU CAN’T USE ME AUNT! Well, actually you can, but when you said “Nicole”, that was so right! An acurate discreption of tadabop would be a group of girls who think they are all that and think they rule the school, but they are really just about as popular as a bag of asparigus.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Thank you! I will update it within the next couple of weeks..
January 9th, 2008 at 3:26 am
UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 13th, 2008 at 2:13 am
Updated again!
January 29th, 2008 at 12:20 am
AWESOME STORY! (this is Kgerred logged in as worstemeny)
January 29th, 2008 at 12:31 am
good 4 u…..
Oh the dememted dance was them chasing snowflakes!
March 8th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
With all due respect to the people in this story I changed their names from real life to adding an ‘e’ to almost everyone. and adding a little twist.