Interview with Holly Short

Holly= HS

Me= Me!

Me- So Holly, I suppose Artemis told you about our subject. It’s crushes.

HS- Yes, he did. The Mud Boy came out with a face to rival Root’s!

Me- That’s funny. Now, here’s your first question. Do you have a crush on anyone?

HS Okay, I’m coming clean. I actually have a crush on two people. Firstly, Trouble. Trouble’s always been nice to me. Secondly, though I hate to admit it, Artemis. I don’t really know why. But I swear if you tell him, I’ll kill you.

Me- *zipping up my mouth and throwing away key* I won’t! I swear!

HS- I don’t have time for anymore stupid questions! Root needs me on a Recon in fifteen minutes.

Me- Good luck, Captain Short. *takes out cell phone, dials*

Me- Hi Artemis! Holly has a crush on you!

AF- Something I can hold against her!

END OF INTERVIEWS! FOR NOW!

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• My Most Random Yet...
• Can't I Get A Watermelon Pie?
• Holly is Having A Seizure, Artemis Realizes He Cannot Handle Stress, and He Has No Cell Phone Reception
• Update!
• Dangerous Waters