Hi everyone! I’m going to start interviewing the characters of Artemis Fowl about various subjects. The first subject is going to be….

CRUSHES!

We’ll start with Artemis himself.

AF= Artemis Fowl

Me= ME!

Me- So Artemis, do you have a crush on anyone?

AF- Yes, I do. But if I tell you, you’ll black-mail me, or tell my enimies.

Me- Do you know anyone who might have a crush on someone else?

AF- Yes. I do believe Holly may have a “crush” on Trouble Kelp. I also think Foaly has a “crush” on Caballine. He won’t stop talking about her.

Me- Out of all the people you know, who do you think would go together better?

AF- As in me playing matchmaker? Well, obvioulsy Holly and Trouble. Possibly Root and Vinyaya, though I doubt she’d put up with him long. Juliet already has a boyfriend. I cannot honestly think of anyone else.

Me- What about you and Minerva?

AF- Minerva? I do like Minerva, but that is only because she understands what I talk about. I doubt she’d put up with me as a boyfriend. Even Butler agrees that to much time with me could be brain numbing.

Me- But what if I told yoo Minerva likes you?

AF- Firstly, “but” is no way to start a question or sentence. Secondly, I wouldn’t date her anyway. Someone could use her to get to me.

Me- You’ve got me there! Well, I suppose that ends our interview. You can send Holly in!

Next Interview! New Chapter!

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• My Most Random Yet...
• Can't I Get A Watermelon Pie?
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• Update!
• Dangerous Waters