Holly is Having A Seizure, Artemis Realizes He Cannot Handle Stress, and He Has No Cell Phone Reception
Written on August 12th, 2008 by Minerva ParadizoStory Details
- Status : Incomplete
- Category: General
- Author: Minerva Paradizo
- Word Count: 130
- Read 81 times
A/N: My sister thought of this! Kudos to her! Anyway, this is one of those funny stories.
Holly is having a seizure. Artemis realizes he cannot handle stress, and he has no cell phone reception.
Holly: *Thrashing around on a couch*
Artemis: Got to do something! Got to do something! CPR! Wait, she’s thrashing around too much! *attempts to hold her down*
Holly: *Kicks Artemis in stomach*
Artemis: *Swears, doubles over in pain*
Holly: *Dying*
Artemis: Got to find cell phone service! *Runs around the place, shouting* NO RECEPTION! MUST FIND RECEPTION! *Can’t find reception*
Holly: *Dies*
Artemis: Ooh! Cell phone reception! Holly’s dead. I want pie.
Holly: *Comes back to life* Where’s Artemis, and why do I have the feeling that he’s getting pie without me?
THE END!


August 12th, 2008 at 7:57 am
*sniffles* Holly is dead? that’s not funny.
Holly kicking Artemis in the stomach is, though
*first comment dance*
August 12th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Okay, I fixed it. I had a good idea after you were sad.
August 12th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
hahahahaha that is mental… and so was Artemis! I like it!
August 12th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I think Holly likes pie
August 12th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
I liked it. That’s one of those mental things that you know wouldn’t happen in the book.
lol!
August 12th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Thanks. Should I write more of these?
August 12th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
lol I think you should definatly(sp?)write more