Holly is Having A Seizure, Artemis Realizes He Cannot Handle Stress, and He Has No Cell Phone Reception

Written on August 12th, 2008 by Minerva Paradizo

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  • Category: General
  • Author: Minerva Paradizo
  • Word Count: 130
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A/N: My sister thought of this! Kudos to her! Anyway, this is one of those funny stories.

Holly is having a seizure. Artemis realizes he cannot handle stress, and he has no cell phone reception.

Holly: *Thrashing around on a couch*

Artemis: Got to do something! Got to do something! CPR! Wait, she’s thrashing around too much! *attempts to hold her down*

Holly: *Kicks Artemis in stomach*

Artemis: *Swears, doubles over in pain*

Holly: *Dying*

Artemis: Got to find cell phone service! *Runs around the place, shouting* NO RECEPTION! MUST FIND RECEPTION! *Can’t find reception*

Holly: *Dies*

Artemis: Ooh! Cell phone reception! Holly’s dead. I want pie.

Holly: *Comes back to life* Where’s Artemis, and why do I have the feeling that he’s getting pie without me?

THE END!

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7 Reviews for “Holly is Having A Seizure, Artemis Realizes He Cannot Handle Stress, and He Has No Cell Phone Reception”

  1. TroubleKelp Says:

    *sniffles* Holly is dead? that’s not funny.
    Holly kicking Artemis in the stomach is, though

    *first comment dance*

  2. Minerva Paradizo Says:

    Okay, I fixed it. I had a good idea after you were sad.

  3. HollysLastRelative Says:

    hahahahaha that is mental… and so was Artemis! I like it! :D

  4. ARTYxHURT Says:

    I think Holly likes pie

  5. ARTYxHURT Says:

    I liked it. That’s one of those mental things that you know wouldn’t happen in the book.
    lol!

  6. Minerva Paradizo Says:

    Thanks. Should I write more of these?

  7. Opal Says:

    lol I think you should definatly(sp?)write more

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