Songfic about Holly Short, based on Gone Daddy Gone by Gnarls Barkley. Need I say more?

Beautiful elf, love her dress

How she smiles, oh yes,

Beautiful elf, love her dress

Where she is now I can only guess

Cos she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Yeah she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Cos she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Yeah she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone away,

When I see you,

One eye is blue,

When I see you,

A thousand eyes turning blue

Cos she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Yeah she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Cos she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Yeah she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone away,

I can tell by the way that you fly and walk

And I can see by the by the way that you, baby, talk

And I can know by the way that you treat mud men

I can’t love you baby, i’m a cryin’

Cos she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Yeah she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Cos she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Yeah she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone away,

Beautiful elf, love her dress

How she smiles, oh yes,

Beautiful elf, love her dress

Where she is now I can only guess

Cos she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Yeah she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Cos she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone

Yeah she’s gone, Holly’s gone, the elf is gone away

Gone away… gone away…gone away…gone away…gone away…gone away…gone away…

Artemis Fowl and associated characters are copyright of Eoin Colfer

Gone Daddy Gone is property of Gnarls Barkley

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The universe is the property of me.

Rock on.

Some other stories by LEP-recon124:

• World War 3
• LEP-centurion001 part two
• Pariah (a dreams and nightmares spin-off)
• LEP-centurion001
• Death (alternate ending)