freinds in low places
Written on May 9th, 2008 by lbutlerStory Details
Loading ...ok any of you who listen to Garth Brooks will know this song and if you don’t I’m so sorry ! that’s ok prepare to be educated in country music! although i might bend the words a little I’m dong it from memory.
Mulch Diggums wasn’t exactly living the high life but he wasn’t the poorest thing to live around this part of the city. He was staying in a cheap motel in down town Lake Butler . His girlfriend well former girlfriend more accurately was at some up town partly with her new boyfriend . They had words form people like her and none of them were nice.
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
and ruined your black tie affair.
It was friday Mulch was angry and board. Hey his ex-girlfreind’spary was tonight . Mulch grinned . There was no dout he was drunk.
Last on to know
last one to show
i was the last one you thought you’d see there,
Mulch stargeered in the look on her face was she suprized ?
yes!
did he stink?
yes !
I saw the suprize and the fear i his eyes when i took his glass of champagne
Mulch strutted in and took Richard’s drink. The guy nearly peed himself . Mulch was trying not to laugh. He was right this was worth it.
I toasted you said
Honey we may be throught
but you’ll never here me complain
Mulch lifted his glass to his lips, arched his fuzzy eyebrows, and took a sip well more like downed the hole thing in one second.
Cuz I got freinds in lower places
were the whiskey drowns
and the beer chases my blues away
Some big guy was telling Mulch to beat it he wasn’t invited. Mulch ignored him.
I guess I was wrong I just don’t belong
But then I been there before
Hey I didn’t mean to cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then I’ll be as high as that ivory tower that your living on
Mulch was being ,well they were trying, to drag him out of the building but he had time form one more verse! He grinned:
Cuz i got freinds in lower places
were the whiskey drowns
and the beer chases my blues away
They were still trying to get him but he wanted to finish it the last glass.
Darting under someone’s legs he called out loudly:
Hey i didn’t mean to cause a big scene
just let me finish this glass
and sweet little lady i’ll head back to the bar
and you can kiss my azz.
Mulch let himself be draged out and tosed into the street. He grinned . Not only had Mulch satisfied his board em and scared to dickens out of his ex-girlfreind’s boyfriend but he had gotten a little extra something.
Holding up a bag of loot mulch tossed it over his shoulder thinking about the pocket watches and jewelry in his bag.
It’s good to be Mulch ’single’ Diggums .
Especially when he had gold!
He would have a visa in no time.
ok it wasn’t great but i tryed i’m not to good at songfic’s
also i tryed really hard on grammer and selling but i’m sure i messed up eventhouth i checked it 2 times i’m kinda proud! * Sheepish grinn*
May 9th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
It was pretty okay, except there were a few commas missing. But I can understand what you’re coming round to.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
i tryed at least i knew what i mean’t! * Sheepish grinn*
August 7th, 2008 at 12:00 am
i LOVE this song!!!!! great job!