Eragon Fowl
Written on March 11th, 2008 by HunterStory Details
Wopee!! My first crossover!!! *does cartwheel*
”I DID IT!! BUTLER!! GET OVER HERE!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!! I FINALLY FINISHED- *cough, sputter, cough, cough* I DID IT!!
Butler ran into the room, gun out. He stared at his principal in amazment. Artemis, for the first time in his life, was red, jumping, and pointing wildly at a… box. Sure, it was a cool looking thing, with silver skin and a yellow lightning bolt coming down one side, but it was still a… box. A little, silverly… box. Butler didn’t get the big deal. How could a small little box cause Artemis Fowl the Second to faint?
After a hour, Artemis opened his eyes. Hanging over him was Butler and Holly. As the past memories came back to him, he started to shake and yell out gibberish at Butler and Holly, doing wide gestures at box. Holly grabbed him by the shoulders.
“Calm down, Artemis! Now will you sit down and tell us what in the world are you gibbering about?” Then she punched Artemis on the shoulder, which brought him back from the gibbering world.
“I… I… I created… the… THING THAT NO MAN HAS EVER CREATED BEFORE!!! THE DIMEMSION TRAVELER!!! IT EVEN HAS IT’S OWN MUSIC!! Bum, bum dum bum bum, bum…”
Holly walked over to the box, then opened it up, inside was a bunch of buttons. “Oh, what does this one do…” she said, reaching to press a shiny, green button.
Artemis paled, “HOLLY!! Don’t touch that…”
“To late”
Okay, from now one Artemis will act like… Artemis. I just wanted to let you laugh a bit before we get into the real story. Remember to R, R, and R!!!


(5 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5)
March 11th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
FCD* OMG I LOVE the Eragon books! You know, I met the author?
He was soooooo cool! He made me want to write. We talked for like 20 minutes before he had to leave. It was in a bookstore. Anyway, I am so excited to read the rest of this story so update soon!
March 13th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
You got to meet the author? WOW!!!
March 15th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Lucky! I really liked the books (And still do!) I really really like this story!
March 15th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Olive, my friend will be extremely MAD and JEALOUS that you met the author of the INHERITANCE TRILOGY.MAD.FURIOUS.So mad I have to make a new word for it.MADANDJEALOUSIHERITANCETRILOGYAUTHORYOUHAVEMETSOHEWILLBEMADANDJEALOUS.
March 18th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
March 20th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
OMG, OMG, OMG HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET TO MEET THE AUTHOR. That is soooooooooooooo unfair.
By the way Hunter I knew you’d do a good job. Update soon and please keep up the good writing. I dont’ know if the rest of us can last without this entertainment.
Who will second that?
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:19 am
Cool story. I’m makin’ one too check for it about 5 days later.^_^
March 23rd, 2008 at 9:42 pm
That’s all fine and dandy guys, but don’t the rules ask you to stay on subject?
March 28th, 2008 at 4:18 am
lol, I can’t really picture Artemis acting like that, but it is really funny. I love Eragon and I can’t wait to see how you continue.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
I don’t see any connection. Aren’t cross overs supposed to contain parts of each book in a chapter.
March 29th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Update soon!!