Dimension Jumping

Written on March 3rd, 2008 by Hunter

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  • Category: General
  • Author: Hunter
  • Word Count: 2245
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           They were blasted into a beach, next to a ocean. Artemis stood up, brushed some invisible dirt off (again) and proceeded, calmly to observe their surroundings. Butler stood up, stretched, and started to load his gun. Holly stood up, looked around, then glued butler’s socks to his shoe. Then she yelled out, “ship!”

           Artemis was looking into his big book again. “Interesting. That must be a pirate boat from this dimension “Pirates of the Caribbean”. We are actually quite lucky-” Thats all he got to, for a voice had suddenly came out from the ship.

           “Halt! You are now prisoner of the Black Skull (not a real ship, by the way)! You are to stay where you are, or my men well blast your heads off.”

           Butler immediatly reached for his gun, by Artemis stopped him. “Stop, Butler, there is no need to fight back. We well be out of here soon enough. With you around, they probally well not hurt us. No offense.”

           Butler sighed, and put away his HUGE, bulky, ak-97, fairy-improved, bazoka/grenade launcher. Fully loaded.

           The pirates checked their pockets for money. They ingored the credit card, Artemis had, filled with MILLIONS off dollars, instead taking Holly’s fake bag of jewals (sad, isn’t it). Then they led them to a small, cramped prison quarter. Butler waited untill they were gone, them carefully lifted the door off its hinges and setting it nicely on the floor. They went out to explore the ship.

           The first room was empty.

           The second room held a barrel of beer.

           The third room, another prisoner. Butler let him out.

           The fourth room- ~GASP~

           HUGE amounts of diamonds, rubies, and saphires, laid in a titanic pile of- GOLD. Fresh, clean, gold. Artemis and Butler’s eyes misted over and they slowely walked toward it. Holly rolled her eyes and waited at the door. Then wind picked up.

Artemis and Butler; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

They were blasted away.

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15 Reviews for “Dimension Jumping”

  1. Hunter Says:

    Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Get the message?

  2. symojen Says:

    *FCD* Love it. This is incredible. Please add on, I want to read this. It’s really interesting and captures the reader. Nice job. :)

  3. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    LOL nice job, it was kinda confusing but I get it , nice job, are u ganna continue?

  4. foalygenius Says:

    I like it, good job! Please continue!

  5. Olive Says:

    There isn’t a lot yet to go on but please continue. I like the title a lot.

  6. mayqueen17 Says:

    Poor Arty! His head was glued to the screen!

  7. Derek Says:

    Great! Really funny for sure. You even added Barney in it!

  8. Star Jinin Says:

    HA HA HA HA!!! *choke* Too funny! I wonder how the children will react… and the dimention is for 3 and under part was good!

  9. Simetra16 Says:

    Lol! This is so funny! Please add on it’s hylarious!

  10. Simetra16 Says:

    :) Aaah! I can’t stop laughing! :D

  11. Symojen Says:

    Lol this is so funny

  12. Angeline Fowl Says:

    Oh dear arty is glue on the computer……

    HAHAHAHAHAH *choke* THIS IS SOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope butler didnt destory the house

  13. Steven Says:

    That was hillarious!

  14. Opal Koboi Twin Says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahah.*croaked from laughing so much* I’m back. Man that was hilarous. How did you come up with this.

    Tell me please.

  15. Hunter Says:

    My friend once made a joke about Naruto going through a rent in space, landing in Barneys world, and then wrecking chaos everywhere. I just adapted the joke.

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