Dimension Jumping

Written on March 3rd, 2008 by Hunter

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  • Category: General
  • Author: Hunter
  • Word Count: 2245
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Read this chapter only if you know who Barney is! Hmmm… Butler and Barney…

 

 

           They were plucked down in the middle of what seemed to be a school yard. Artemis picked himself up, brushed off some invisible dust, and began to yell… absulute gibberish at Butler. After ten minutes (Holly was recording again), Holly interrupted Artemis’s gibberish lecture. “Hey guys, look at that!”

           They looked. Skipping down the school yard was a big, purple, dinosaur… thing that was singing a dumb song about love. Around him dancing were 5 children.

            Butler looked at Artemis. He had somehow had got a emormous book and was flipping through the pages. After a minute or so, he looked up and said, “We seem to be in the dimension, “Barney”. Such an unorganized name. Anyway, this dimension is supposed to be for 3 and below…”

           Butler wasn’t listening. The “Baraney” was purple. It was bigger than Butler. To him, that was a challenge. Artemis caught the look in his eye. “Go ahead”, he said. “I’m going to enjoy this.”

           Butler advanced on Barney…

 

 

 

 

           Artemis watched as Butler circled Barney. He saw Butler grab Barney’s tail and start to swing him around. He saw Butler let go, sending Barney into a trashcan. He saw Butler advance and dirve 82 punches int Barney’s gut. He saw Butler take out his big saucer and send 20486 rounds into Barney head, foot, stomach, neck, and arms. He saw Butler take a grenade from his bag and throw it at Barney. A breeze started up, and Artemis knew they were about to leave. But before they went, he saw the grenade explode, sending Barney 30 feet into the air, doing flaming cartwheels. Then they were blown away.

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15 Reviews for “Dimension Jumping”

  1. Hunter Says:

    Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Get the message?

  2. symojen Says:

    *FCD* Love it. This is incredible. Please add on, I want to read this. It’s really interesting and captures the reader. Nice job. :)

  3. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    LOL nice job, it was kinda confusing but I get it , nice job, are u ganna continue?

  4. foalygenius Says:

    I like it, good job! Please continue!

  5. Olive Says:

    There isn’t a lot yet to go on but please continue. I like the title a lot.

  6. mayqueen17 Says:

    Poor Arty! His head was glued to the screen!

  7. Derek Says:

    Great! Really funny for sure. You even added Barney in it!

  8. Star Jinin Says:

    HA HA HA HA!!! *choke* Too funny! I wonder how the children will react… and the dimention is for 3 and under part was good!

  9. Simetra16 Says:

    Lol! This is so funny! Please add on it’s hylarious!

  10. Simetra16 Says:

    :) Aaah! I can’t stop laughing! :D

  11. Symojen Says:

    Lol this is so funny

  12. Angeline Fowl Says:

    Oh dear arty is glue on the computer……

    HAHAHAHAHAH *choke* THIS IS SOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope butler didnt destory the house

  13. Steven Says:

    That was hillarious!

  14. Opal Koboi Twin Says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahah.*croaked from laughing so much* I’m back. Man that was hilarous. How did you come up with this.

    Tell me please.

  15. Hunter Says:

    My friend once made a joke about Naruto going through a rent in space, landing in Barneys world, and then wrecking chaos everywhere. I just adapted the joke.

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