Dimension Jumping
Written on March 3rd, 2008 by HunterStory Details
Read this chapter only if you know who Barney is! Hmmm… Butler and Barney…
They were plucked down in the middle of what seemed to be a school yard. Artemis picked himself up, brushed off some invisible dust, and began to yell… absulute gibberish at Butler. After ten minutes (Holly was recording again), Holly interrupted Artemis’s gibberish lecture. “Hey guys, look at that!”
They looked. Skipping down the school yard was a big, purple, dinosaur… thing that was singing a dumb song about love. Around him dancing were 5 children.
Butler looked at Artemis. He had somehow had got a emormous book and was flipping through the pages. After a minute or so, he looked up and said, “We seem to be in the dimension, “Barney”. Such an unorganized name. Anyway, this dimension is supposed to be for 3 and below…”
Butler wasn’t listening. The “Baraney” was purple. It was bigger than Butler. To him, that was a challenge. Artemis caught the look in his eye. “Go ahead”, he said. “I’m going to enjoy this.”
Butler advanced on Barney…
Artemis watched as Butler circled Barney. He saw Butler grab Barney’s tail and start to swing him around. He saw Butler let go, sending Barney into a trashcan. He saw Butler advance and dirve 82 punches int Barney’s gut. He saw Butler take out his big saucer and send 20486 rounds into Barney head, foot, stomach, neck, and arms. He saw Butler take a grenade from his bag and throw it at Barney. A breeze started up, and Artemis knew they were about to leave. But before they went, he saw the grenade explode, sending Barney 30 feet into the air, doing flaming cartwheels. Then they were blown away.


(4 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 am
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March 3rd, 2008 at 12:58 am
*FCD* Love it. This is incredible. Please add on, I want to read this. It’s really interesting and captures the reader. Nice job.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:22 am
LOL nice job, it was kinda confusing but I get it , nice job, are u ganna continue?
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:23 am
I like it, good job! Please continue!
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:10 am
There isn’t a lot yet to go on but please continue. I like the title a lot.
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Poor Arty! His head was glued to the screen!
March 7th, 2008 at 4:01 am
Great! Really funny for sure. You even added Barney in it!
March 7th, 2008 at 4:48 am
HA HA HA HA!!! *choke* Too funny! I wonder how the children will react… and the dimention is for 3 and under part was good!
March 8th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Lol! This is so funny! Please add on it’s hylarious!
March 8th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
:) Aaah! I can’t stop laughing!
March 9th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Lol this is so funny
March 21st, 2008 at 12:05 am
Oh dear arty is glue on the computer……
HAHAHAHAHAH *choke* THIS IS SOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope butler didnt destory the house
March 28th, 2008 at 12:28 am
That was hillarious!
April 6th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahah.*croaked from laughing so much* I’m back. Man that was hilarous. How did you come up with this.
Tell me please.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:11 am
My friend once made a joke about Naruto going through a rent in space, landing in Barneys world, and then wrecking chaos everywhere. I just adapted the joke.