Dimension Jumping

Written on March 3rd, 2008 by Hunter

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  • Category: General
  • Author: Hunter
  • Word Count: 2245
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Artemis: Welcome to the deleted scenes area! I know that Hunter strictly told me not to show this part, but they were much to funny!

 

Deleted Scenes #1

Butler: Director?

Me: Yes?

Butler: We can’t get Artemis’s head off the computer.

Me: Why not?

Butler: No idea.

Me: Your’re supposed to pull, not push.

Butler: Oh.

Artemis: Oh! You broke my head threw the computer screen!

Me: CUT!!!

 

Deleted Scenes #2 scene starts at Chapter 4, where Butler and Holly are waving at Artemis.

Holly: Director?

Me: Yes?

Holly: My hand slipped.

Me: So?

Holly: It was the hand with the glue gun.

Me: SO!!

Holly: I set it on actuamatic.

Butler: Help!!! I’m drowning in- *glub, glub*

Me: CUT!!!

 

Deleted Scenes #3 scenes starts at Chapter 4, where Artemis is about to get his by the beams.

Artemis: Director?

Me: Yes?

Artemis: Just a thought.

Me: Yes?

Artemis: It’s nothing personal.

Me: Yes?

Artemis: It’s just a quick question.

Me: YES!!!

Artemis: How are going to fake the beams?

Me: Who said it was going to be faked?

Artemis: Oh.

 

Deleted Scenes #4

Butler: Director?

Me: Yes?

Butler: We have a problem.

Me: What?

Butler: Holly switched the fake glue with the real one.

Me. Oh.

Butler: So what does that mean?

Me: Your’re never going to able take your clothes off, take a shower, run, walk, move, heck I don’t know how you can even talk to me. Your drenched in it! Why?

Butler: The glue gun is still on.

Me: Hasn’t it been two days already?

Butler: Exacty.

…………………………………………..

 

 

 

Me: Hey! I thought I told you not to show the deleted scenes!

Artemis: Uh Oh.

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15 Reviews for “Dimension Jumping”

  1. Hunter Says:

    Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Get the message?

  2. symojen Says:

    *FCD* Love it. This is incredible. Please add on, I want to read this. It’s really interesting and captures the reader. Nice job. :)

  3. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    LOL nice job, it was kinda confusing but I get it , nice job, are u ganna continue?

  4. foalygenius Says:

    I like it, good job! Please continue!

  5. Olive Says:

    There isn’t a lot yet to go on but please continue. I like the title a lot.

  6. mayqueen17 Says:

    Poor Arty! His head was glued to the screen!

  7. Derek Says:

    Great! Really funny for sure. You even added Barney in it!

  8. Star Jinin Says:

    HA HA HA HA!!! *choke* Too funny! I wonder how the children will react… and the dimention is for 3 and under part was good!

  9. Simetra16 Says:

    Lol! This is so funny! Please add on it’s hylarious!

  10. Simetra16 Says:

    :) Aaah! I can’t stop laughing! :D

  11. Symojen Says:

    Lol this is so funny

  12. Angeline Fowl Says:

    Oh dear arty is glue on the computer……

    HAHAHAHAHAH *choke* THIS IS SOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope butler didnt destory the house

  13. Steven Says:

    That was hillarious!

  14. Opal Koboi Twin Says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahah.*croaked from laughing so much* I’m back. Man that was hilarous. How did you come up with this.

    Tell me please.

  15. Hunter Says:

    My friend once made a joke about Naruto going through a rent in space, landing in Barneys world, and then wrecking chaos everywhere. I just adapted the joke.

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