Death (alternate ending)
Written on November 23rd, 2008 by LEP-recon124Story Details
- Status : Complete
- Category: General
- Author: LEP-recon124
- Word Count: 266
- Read 137 times
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)
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Artemis saw the flash as the round was propelled from the barrel of the gun. It smashed into his shoulder.
“OW! What the hell? That really hurts! Holy freaking God, you just shot me in the shoulder!”
Holly was confused. She fired another round, which went into his stomach.
“OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOOTING ME? THAT REALLY F*****G HURTS! JESUS CHRIST, THIS IS THE MOST PAINFUL THING I’VE EVER FELT!”
Holly kept firing.
“STOP! PLEASE, STOP! JUST SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD! WHY DO YOU INSIST ON PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS? OH, HOLY FREAKING JESUS, THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO PAINFUL!”
Holly shot him in the head.
“That shut him up.”
“OW! WHY AM I NOT DEAD? WHY CAN’T I JUST DIE?” screamed Artemis. Holly emptied the rest of the clip into him.
“WHY CAN’T I JUST DIE? THIS IS AWFUL! OH GOD, THIS HURTS!”
Holly jammed a sonic grenade into his mouth and pressed the ‘arm’ button. It detonated, spreading the mud boy’s head around the room like jam on bread. As she turned to leave, she tripped over Butler’s corpse and landed on a random bed of nails. Face first.
Juliet entered the room.
“Oh screw this, I’m not cleaning this up! I’m not a freaking slave.” So she hit herself in the face with a morningstar hooked to the wall next to a suit of armour.
And that, kids, is why you should never construct an elaborate plan to steal gold from fairies using a big scary manservant and some stolen technology.
Yeah, that’s a hell of a moral.
November 23rd, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Wow! that was weird! FUNNY but weird! poor Artemis!!! ouch! and a bed of nails!! LOLMAO!!
November 23rd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Ahahahaha!!!! FCD!! Love it!!! I LUV RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 23rd, 2008 at 8:49 pm
MWAHAHAHA I LOVE IT
November 24th, 2008 at 2:54 am
Okay………….. Everyone was OOC. Especially Artemis. He wouldn’t have cussed that much. Also Juliet would be scared out of her wits if she saw something like that. Also Holly would never kill anyone.
Pretty funny though.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:16 am
This is freaking random. And totally OOC. Artemis would NEVER swear (not like me). Holly would never kill anybody. Juliet would have to be sent to the mental hospital after seeing Butler dead. Plus, Holly could never have killed Butler. Hell, Holly would never even try to kill anyone. I didn’t really like this, cause you didn’t really seem to capture the character of anyone at all.
November 24th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
well DUH! he/she did this story really well, this is just the alternit ending and he/she made it to be funny! I think he/she did I GREAT job! I was ROFL!
November 30th, 2008 at 12:49 am
oi, kierisa12! I’m not a heshe! Im a he.
January 3rd, 2009 at 8:16 pm
that is sick. its good, but its sick.