Comedy in Turns
Written on March 5th, 2008 by Olivesorry this took so long but I didn’t have any ideas for this… anyway, here it is. mahi, you don’t have to include this authors note in the real thing when you copy it in.
Artemis slammed the door to his room with extreme force, after noticing the red-headed fairie lounging on his bed. Because of this suprise, he didn’t move his hand from the door and the door hit it. He swore loudly and closed the door softly this time.
“Holly…” he growled, “What are you doing here?”
”This is payback. For what you did to me with Trouble.”
“Oh yes,” Artemis smiled, “That was quite fun, wasn’t it.”
“I hate you.”
“Ouch,” Artemis said with fake pain, “That hurts.”
A voice sounded from outside the door, “Artemis Fowl, come out here this instant! I heard that profanity!”
Holly pressed a button on her LEP helmet, “I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again Mother!”
Artemis was suprised to hear his own voice coming out of the helmet. Holly then proceded to swear many times. That caused Mrs. Fowl to bang the door open. Holly shielded right away, and his mother was fuming.
“Artemis Fowl, you are in so much trouble! When your father gets home we’re taking away your computer privlages, and you will live like a prisioner! That’s what you get for sassing your mother.”
She seemed satisfied and stepped out the door. Holly unshielded with a new smerk, one of pure happiness.
“I hate you,” Artemis muttered.
“I know.”


(5 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5)
March 5th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
FCD
HA HA! Hilarious!
March 6th, 2008 at 12:25 am
lol! Poor Arty! Holly got her revenge! ^-^ That should teach him never to make a girl angry! Especially when said girl has technology waaaaaaaaaay ahead of ours! ^_^
March 6th, 2008 at 2:14 am
TCD (does it count?)Lol! Aaaww ^o^ that was so awsome. This is, like, so funny. HOLLY+REVENGE+ARTEMIS=A(:!
March 6th, 2008 at 4:03 am
So, according to the story, this is logic:
Artemis + Holly + mesmer = dead Artemis
Artemis + Holly + underwear + Pencil = dead Artemis
Artemis + Holly + voice changer = dead and grounded Artemis
Lol! This is soooooooooooooo funny!!!
March 8th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
OH! I love it OLIVE!
March 21st, 2008 at 8:20 pm
ahhhhhh! love it , adding it on now! and ythen ill rite the next part then it’ll b jelly’s turn.. thanx 4 been so pateint guys!
July 11th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
it’s great!
i got a good laugh outa that
July 19th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Funny!!! that should teache Artemis to never mess with a girl! especially a faeire girl!!
August 18th, 2008 at 12:44 am
I love this stiry but Holly should take more revenge than that.