~Back in Ireland~
Written on January 14th, 2008 by JellyStory Details
(3 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...My most favorite saying Flames shall be used to toast marshmallows Applies here.
Artemis was sitting on a filthy city bus on the way home. He had rode three airplanes to come this far (privet jets really) only to come to the knowledge of Butler and Juliet breaking each others leg and arm bones (wrestling). His parents refused to hire anyone to drive him home and they had never received drivers license so here he was sitting on a filthy commercial subway with disgusting rap music playing. To make matters worse there was a snoring old lady in front of him whom had never seen a toothbrush or shower and a bunch of hooligans behind him talking about their new tattoos. Across from him sat a girl with her face pressed against the window her shoulders shaking.
Crying. Thought Artemis. Who wouldn’t on this putrid vehicle? The old lady in front of him began to talk in her sleep,
“Lost? scared? Baaaaah! rotten kiiiiiiiiiids…..” That reminded Artemis of something he had heard before. A familiar tune played in his head. Then it struck him and he began to hum the most annoying song in the world. “Being lost is just an adventure. Being scared is just a feeling. Wanting to go home is only natural but don’t be a…” He forgot the words from there. Thank GOD! for that! he thought But then he heard the words come out of someone else’s mouth. ” Woos it could be worse!” (say: Wus)
Artemis found the source. It was the girl across from him. She slowly turned around. A smile creeped across her face. Artemis recognized her at once and he to did something that could pass as a smile.” Hello.” 
Some other stories by Jelly:
- Back in Ireland Updated!
- Sayonara, Adios, Asta lavesta and good bye.
- ~Mystery in Turns~ by: 017350, Mahi, & Jelly
- Peter and... Artemis Fowl?
- Wolfgirl UPDATED SOJYMON!!!
January 15th, 2008 at 12:27 am
OH MY GOD U CONTINUED! CONGRATS JELLY!
January 15th, 2008 at 12:52 am
I fixed all the spelling errors and deleted the intro!
January 15th, 2008 at 1:32 am
I luv it!
January 15th, 2008 at 2:58 am
ok i haven’t read week on the farm yet being still relativly new compared to others, so I will read it and this one as soon as i have time, i promise.
January 16th, 2008 at 1:48 am
UPDATE!!
January 17th, 2008 at 4:34 am
That was a good one! (=
January 18th, 2008 at 12:32 am
Another good update!
January 18th, 2008 at 2:55 am
Updated again!
January 19th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I have a question, so is sara the only one mind wiped? And she still remembers Ashley right?
January 19th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Yes, she remembers Ashley and no she was not the only one mindwiped her dad was too because she was gone fo0r a long time. But the fairies created false memories of Ashley so her dad thinks he had another daughter who decided to leave. She remembers Artemis too but none of the fairies unless she sees the bracelet she made before being mindwiped that says “magic” on it.
January 19th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Updated!!!
January 20th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Here’s comment 1! It’s a bit confusing. But only because you misspelled a few words, and because we don’t know everything yet. But I think I have a hunch as to what’s going on. I won’t say. Just in case a few readers don’t want to know.
January 20th, 2008 at 1:03 am
What is spelled wrong? and the parts you don’t know WILL be coming in the next chapter! (at 6:15 I have to get off the computer- we are going to have company!0
January 20th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I WANT MORE I LOVED IT! LOVED IT LOVED IT! PLEEASSSEEE CONTINUE!
January 21st, 2008 at 3:20 am
Updated!!
Also if any one wants to compete in this contest do so now:
A Week on the Farm needs names for the chapters if anyone wants to name a few I would be happy to name them according to your words. :blah:
January 21st, 2008 at 4:43 am
I loved the update!
I really really really really really really really want you to continue!
January 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm
hooray!!!!!:D
January 21st, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I will continue when I have finished my homework, also I will not write, UPDATED!, here next time because I can do Update (3) and because I am typing this an editor will probably delete it. Thank You happyhypnosis & mahi101 AF Fan oh and Mahi I need ur description for the story! I can’t find it in any of the auditions!
please get it to me as soon as you can the enemies are coming soon!
January 21st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I dont even noe it! i tried looking for it in the audientions as well and couldnt fnd it!
January 21st, 2008 at 6:19 pm
make one up! idk I really just need ur hair, eyes, name, and personallity!
January 21st, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Name-Ariana
hair- Long , strait blond.
eyes-Blue with a mix of grey
personality- always wants to be proven to be the best , evil , Acts like she’s the sweetest person ever, manipulative, is pretending to be on Artemis’s side and PRETENDING to help him but is actully working for the opposite side and just acting to be on their side to get information and when the time somes she’ll turn on them and show them who’s side she really was on.
I hope the discription didnt stink….
January 21st, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Great! I will update when I finish the homework I am doing now! (I have to study WW 2)
January 21st, 2008 at 7:22 pm
thanx
January 21st, 2008 at 7:44 pm
luv the upd8 My charecter is in now! ( well her discription atleast)
January 21st, 2008 at 7:50 pm
MAN! this is all maessed up1! I will fix it now!
January 21st, 2008 at 8:30 pm
wut is messed up?
January 21st, 2008 at 8:33 pm
the Orion description.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:58 pm
okay
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 am
hmmmm is ne1 still confused?
if u want I will tell 1 person the secret then delete it.
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:46 am
I want the secret I want the secret!!!!!!! I am not confused anymore! LOVED IT you could email the secret to me or something cause i wanna no it!!!
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:59 am
WUT SECRET? I WANNA NOE THE SECRET!
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 am
me 2 me 2
January 24th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I don’t want to know the secret… Not yet.
January 24th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
WUT secret? What is the secret about?
January 24th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Jelly- Don’t tell anyone the secret.
mahi101 AF Fan- Why do you want to ruin the surprise?
January 24th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Delete it now!
January 24th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Hurry! I’ve seen it. Now delete it!
January 24th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
goody! i will update soon!!!
January 24th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
wut commrnt?The last one b4 this one? idk
mg:
I NOE u don’t know it and will b really shocked when u find out! u will look like this
:shocked: And Arty will be like
January 24th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Well… Now I know the secret… It’s genius!
January 25th, 2008 at 1:09 am
Geuss what everyone?!?!? I updated!!
January 25th, 2008 at 2:28 am
very good story. keep writing
January 25th, 2008 at 2:45 am
LOVE IT!:)
January 25th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Very good! (Guess what, Mahi? I know the secret! Jelly told me! HaHa!!!!
January 25th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
grr! AND SHE DIDNT TELL ME! ooh well , i luv suprises!DONT tell me.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
in the next chapter it might be a bit confusing but basically the stuff in italic is a flash back.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
kk.
January 26th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
UPDATED!! secret is here!
January 26th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
i reafd it , also delete the descriptions so the people who haven’t read it will be supriosed when ariana …………… anyway.. OMG! SARAH’S DAD DIES! WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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January 26th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Will do!
January 26th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
kk
January 26th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
oh no oh no not good not good.
so sad so sad really good sorry about before that was me being random. I really like it, so far it is a good sequal.
January 26th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
I still need Arty’selfriend’s description…
January 26th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Jelly, I put it in Extras like U told me too! Do you need it again?! Igonore the next post all. It’s for Jelly.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Sigh*Yes, I changed some stuff
Name: Jessica Thatch
Age:13
Species: Human/vampire hybrid
Hair:Brown
Eyes:Gray
Stuff:Chicago girl born and bred, mind reader, loves to ride her skateboard.
HOW’S DAT JELLY?!
January 26th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
THANK YOU!!!! OMG! this is PERFECT! the one in extra’s I forgot about an I deleted Extra’s….
January 26th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I like it! And I thought his name was Omicron…
January 26th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
…Not Orion. But I LOVE the update!
January 27th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Oh… uuh I’ll fix that then..
January 27th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
YUP! all done! oh MMK if you would mind editing this that would be nice…
People- Angeline is going to meet sara and Ashley, how should she react?
January 28th, 2008 at 5:37 am
“arty, who are these people/”
“mother they’re the people who I went to live with in wisconson! They are my new friends , and I wanted to return the favor by letting them stay here!”
‘Oh! How nice arty!”
then she might ask them a few questions , hnow wisconson was
and then let them off the hook. I dont know why , but why does every one make it like angel;ine and artemis fowl senior question the person to death? They probably wont do that.. at least i think not……….
later askly or sarah mite say”Arty? thats a cute nickname! artyartyartyarty” and asrtemis gets annoyed.lol , but thi9s is just a suggestion..
January 28th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
I like the ending part! but I want her to be suspiciously and sorts like Juliet. And all proud that he finally has friends. maybe not question to death , but I wanted 2 noe if you guys wanted her to be angry that he didn’t tell her he was having friends over or all happy that he has friends. Or perhaps sad he won’t tell her about Wisconsin.
January 29th, 2008 at 12:58 am
I think she will be happy, but after she sees how close they all are, she gets a little suspicious. And maybe Ashley could do something that will make her not like Ashley as much as Sara
January 29th, 2008 at 1:44 am
yeah… like.. i think u should make her happy that he FINIALLY has friends (that are human lets not 4get)
January 29th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
cool! definatly! but i gotta go 2 school so I will update later!
January 29th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
yeah me too………… school starts in 20 minutes now……
January 30th, 2008 at 12:39 am
UPDATED!!!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Awesome!!!! update some more asap! Sounds just like me, triping n stuff!
LOVE the ending, its my new quote of the day, “I wonder who came up with that solution,” I am hyper cause we had no school!!! YEA!!!!
January 31st, 2008 at 12:06 am
love the ending quote! GREAT update! , you spelled laughed wrong…… BUT I LOVE IT! its awesome!
February 1st, 2008 at 12:38 am
guess what?
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I updated!!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 8:40 am
“Do u remeber Aphrodite?”
I DO I DO!!! YAY SHE COMIN BAK!
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:22 am
I LUV IT! AWESUM UPDATE!
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Updated AGAIN!!!
February 2nd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
I WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET!
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:58 am
me 2 me 2!! loverly!!! write more please
February 4th, 2008 at 3:30 am
(pssst! If u r really smart the writing is in code! the code is all the words are together and r the letters under the ones that sre supposed 2 b! like the thing below says lollipop!)
.l..;l; get it?
February 4th, 2008 at 4:25 am
huh?….. no….
February 6th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 6th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
LOL1 READING RITE NOW!
February 6th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
OMG! well…….. Human manure…DISGUSTING! LOl, i can’t wait to see what happens next! Lol, poor arty swimming though HUMAN MANURE
GO NYC!
February 8th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
srry I havn’t updated latly! I eill as soon as I have time. 4 now I am leaving again for quite some time.
February 9th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Okay.. but. Holly may get over artemis not telling her then secret BUT I want to know! CAN U TELL US IN THE COMMENTS WHAT IT SAYS?
February 9th, 2008 at 12:31 am
UPDATE SOON PLZ! I love this story it’s awesum! also Jelly, my Clubpenguin name is ‘Merellda’ lol….wuts urz.. if i ever see u i’ll ask you to be my buddy!
February 9th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I read the update!! Awsome as usual!
February 16th, 2008 at 12:28 am
JUST UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg! I hope u guys like dis one!
February 16th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Um ew. I already had enough of sewers form the first Maximum Ride book. Very well written on the last chappy Jelly!
February 18th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
lol, love it!
February 20th, 2008 at 2:23 am
cool! I like seeing me characters used as villans…hmm now why would that be? Kidding! Really awesome, I now have to go read week on the farm *goes to read*
February 24th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Well, finally! Where have you been, Jelly? You need to read Artemis and the World of Snow! I’ve added a lot to it. (By a lot, I mean a chapter or two.) Anyways, nice update, as usuall!
February 24th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Lol, oh yteah in your tittle it says there are 14 chapters!but either something is wrong with my computer or something I dont see 14 chapters I only see 13……..Is there something wrong with my computer?Or are there really only 13 chappy’s?
February 24th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
There are only 13 chappy’s.
February 24th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
okay, then I’m not going crazy! (thank god!)
February 24th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
really? oh I wil change ASAP but can’t rite now! um, I spose I could update but it won’t be for a day or two.
February 24th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
kk…..
February 25th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
nvm. I am updating as I type!
February 26th, 2008 at 1:17 am
LOVED IT!!!! OMG SOOOO FUNNY!!! STICKS!!!
ARTY’SELFFRIEND- I LOVE maximum ride!!! i read all 3 lke 8 times.
February 26th, 2008 at 2:07 am
LUV IT UPDATE SOON!
February 26th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
i dont c ch 14, only 13
maybe it is just my computer.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:30 am
no ur rite.. there is no chappy 14… it was the same with me…, oh yeah and Jelly- Ur turn on Commedy in turns.
February 29th, 2008 at 5:31 am
UPDATED FINALLY! NOW there is 14 ch.s!!!
February 29th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Oh I’ll update ur part to comeedy in turns Jelly , and what happened? I wanna noe! Update soon plz I luv ur stories!
March 1st, 2008 at 1:28 am
I JUST updated now 15 chapters!
March 1st, 2008 at 2:17 am
Cool! It’s taken you forever to update! But it’s good!
March 1st, 2008 at 2:22 am
cool! It’s really cool seeing Mallena as a villan, also DIDN’T I PUT SOMEONE NAMED JESSICA ON EXTRAS WHO WAS A VAMPIRE?!?!?!?!? I just saw someone else with a character named Jessica who is part vampire part human!
March 1st, 2008 at 2:37 am
LOVE it, ariana came in!
lolz Ariana is here.
March 1st, 2008 at 5:41 pm
17350-I just updated TWICE last night! u should be greatful! Thankyou tho 4 the comment.
Lydia Tall- yes, It was ARTY”SELFRIEND and Mallena is going to end up way diffrent than u would expect, part of a twist.
Mahi- I know it was only for like a second but I PROMISE she will be the center of an action scene maybe she will even get shot, idk yet.
THANKYOU GUYS!!!
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tHE MORE FEEDBACK LIKE THIS i GET THE SOONER i WILL BE ABLE TO UPDATE OTHERWISE i DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE.
(I forgot I had CAPS on.
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:59 am
lurv the upadte..no sreams …hmmmm…plzz add more!
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:59 pm
okay.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 am
Nice Update. Lol Love it!
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 am
Jelly! Update WolfGirl! Now!
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 am
Sorry for being a complete drama queen, hehe -stares at floor embarassed- it just seemed too coincedental to be a coincidence, if that makes anysense which it might not but whatever.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:40 am
Sorry for being a complete drama queen, I might be an actress but I’m normally not a drama queen hehe (stares at floor embarassed) it just seemed too coincidental to be a coincedience, if that even makes sense.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:43 am
Sorry for being a drama queen, I’m pretty embarassed about that now, but it just seemed too coincidental to be a coincidence to me. Let’s hope this works, this is the third time I’ve had to try and post this comment.
March 28th, 2008 at 11:50 am
April 6th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Thank you! I will be adding the next chapter in a second guys! Oh and does any one think Sara is very Mary-Sueish? the test said she was so I’m going to change a few things.
June 15th, 2008 at 5:01 am
evil computer! the review wouldn’t show so I tried again, and again, then all three show up…just my luck. lol artemis performed CPR
June 20th, 2008 at 12:19 am
THANK YOU!!! I can’t BELIEVE I forgot!
July 6th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
July 6th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
that was great.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
ohhh, now look whos not on!!! ha ha. n e ways, u need to update. i dont care what u are doing just do it! jaksjdfkajsdkfjaklsjdflkjaskdfj asdkjfksd that is MY head after u stopped coming on! ha ha sound familiar!
COME ON NOW i miss u. im on all the time n u arnt. my other comments didnt post so ya. VERY NICE JOB.
Is this long enough yet?
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Awesome update, Jelly!
August 12th, 2008 at 5:36 am
Just updated!
August 15th, 2008 at 4:17 am
yea!!! good job. Love what ashley says! ha ha. i dont know, i saw it on tv. classic!