Foaly: IT’S A GIRL IT’S A GIRL IT’S A GIRL!!!!
Foaly: The baby, cowpog.
Artemis: Will you shut up. 👿
Foaly: IT IS ON!!!!!!!!!!
Artemis: Oh, will you be quiet. What shall you name it?
Foaly: Pfft. Shall.
Artemis: You’re not serious.
Foaly: IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS WHAT I NAME MY KID!!!!!
Artemis: Wanna GO?!
Foaly: As if you could take me. You’re a walking stick.
Artemis: We’ll see. BUTLEEER!
Foaly: Oh crap. Better run…
Butler: Were you harassing Artemis, ponyboy?!
Artemis: Yes he was!
Juliet: Now, Foaly, it is our legal obligation to hunt you down and make you answer to us.
Artemis: Ha ha, Foaly. You may be as smart as me, but I have boyguards.
Juliet: Quiet, Mulch, the adults are talking.
Holly: You’re a fine one to talk, Mud Girl.
Mulch: Holly, you’re defending me! Are you feeling ok?
Holly: I feel fine! I defend my friends, even if they are smelly and rude.
Mulch: What’s that supposed to mean?!!!
Bob: That you’re smelly and rude, obviously.
Mulch: Um, who are you?
Bob: I’m Bob.
Holly: We know that. The question is, why are you here?
Minerva: Yes, why are you here, Bob?
Minerva: Where’d he go?!
Foaly: Oh, Minerva’s here. Gotta go.
Artemis: Me too.
Juliet: Come on, Butler, let’s hunt down Foaly.
Butler: My pleasure.
Minerva: OH, SO EVERYONE LEAVES WHEN I GET HERE, NOW DO THEY?!
Holly: Pfft. You think?
Minerva: Go away.
Holly: You know what? I think I will.
Summary: This may not be how Facebook works, but like I know how it works. Overprotective parents, remember. Just read, for Pete's sake.
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