Foaly: Anyone there?
Artemis: Yup, I’m here. I’m pretty sure Butler is too. BUTLER!
Butler: *runs up* I made it just in time.
Foaly: Just in time for what?
Artemis: Butler has taken it to mind that I am not safe anywhere, not even on the Internet. Thus, he has designed an Internet safety system (with my help of course) that will better ensure my safety whilst on the web. Rather like the ChildSecure PCS (Parental Control System) I designed a few years back.
Foaly: Yeah, me and Caballine tried that system out a week or two ago to see if it was ok for our future child (:D) to use.
Artemis: I assume you found it to your liking?
Foaly: Actually, a couple viruses found their way in through the main filter net. I was planning to talk to you about a redesigned version where the filter is tighter.
Artemis: Of course, without shorting out the main virus eliminator?
Butler: I’m sure you “Genii” are having a blast over there, but we lesser beings aren’t sure exactly what you’re talking about anymore.
Artemis: Oops. 😳
Butler: So can we talk about something I can understand?
Artemis: Like how Caballine and the baby are doing?
Foaly: Oh, they’re fine. The doc says we only need a couple more days, then they’ll be able to tell what it is! *proud parent*
Juliet: What’d I miss?
Butler: Oh, just some genii talk. And the baby’s doing fine.
Juliet: Which brings us to another matter.
Artemis: Oh? What’s that?
Minerva: What’s what?
Foaly: Shuddup for a second, Minerva.
Juliet: It has come to my attention that no one tells me anything anymore. Things are being kept from me. I’m twenty-one now, and I should be told more.
Butler: We’ll treat you maturely when you act maturely.
Juliet: Oh! You did NOT just say that! I have feelings too you know!
Butler: I know you do. I wanted to see if you responded to that maturely. You didn’t.
Minerva: The thing is, Juliet, you’re still acting like a fifteen-year-old!
Foaly: Be quiet, Minerva, no one wants to hear your opinion.
Minerva: That’s it, I’m outta here!
Artemis: No, Minerva is right. You should act more your age.
Juliet: And how does my age act?
Artemis: Um, more like Butler.
Juliet: PEOPLE ALWAYS COMPARE ME TO BUTLER. I’M SICK OF IT. I’M FOLLOWING MINERVA’S LEAD AND GETTING THE HECK OUTTA HERE.
Holly: What’d I miss?
Artemis: Juliet, leaving in a huff.
Foaly: I’m gone.
Butler: I’ve gotta check on Juliet.
Artemis: So I’m alone with you, Holly?
Artemis: No one else around?
Holly: Get to the point Mud Boy.
Artemis: I love you.
Holly: Um, awkward?
Artemis: I can’t deny it any longer. I truly deeply love you and before I die I want you to know.
Holly: Before you DIE?!
Artemis: I don’t know. I got it from a movie.
Holly: I love you too, Mud Boy, you know that?
Artemis: Now I do.
Mulch: You do realize I’ve been watching you this whole time.
Artemis: Mulch. Diggums. Partner. Or. No. Partner. If. This. Gets. Out. You. Will. Pay.
Artemis: Everyone’s gone.
Holly: How do you know?
Artemis: Why, I hacked as soon as Mulch made himself known.
Holly: Foaly could’ve found a way to cloak himself, though.
Artemis: True, true. Or Minerva.
Holly: MINERVA IS WATCHING?!?!
Artemis: I didn’t say that!
Artemis: And now Holly’s gone too. Sigh
Summary: This may not be how Facebook works, but like I know how it works. Overprotective parents, remember. Just read, for Pete's sake.
Foaly: Anyone there?
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