Artemis Fowl: The Last Criminal Plot
Written on February 26th, 2007 by MMKStory Details
(69 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)
Loading ...Author’s Note: At this point in writing, I realized that my ending wouldn’t work- It had branched out in so many directions that it wouldn’t fit together. So I’ve had to change it. Basically, I cut out most of what I’d had planned for Juliet, Trouble, and a couple of other side characters, focusing on Artemis. I think everything still works; but I’m worried I might have let in a plot hole or two. So please let me know if you notice anything. Thanks!
Chapter 13
Out of Control
It was an odd feeling, sitting next to your worst enemy, but not being able to express your hatred. Trouble Kelp sat silently in the copilot’s chair of Bom Arbles’s stealth shuttle, watching Arbles expertly steer the shuttle up towards the surface. He felt like he was going to explode.
“Who holds the core diving record right now?” asked Arbles, breaking the silence.
Trouble looked up, puzzlement briefly overcoming his anger. It was hard to believe that amidst plans of world domination, Arbles cared about core diving. “Captain Holly Short,” he answered guardedly.
“Oh, right. The female.”
“Yes.” Trouble couldn’t stop his fists from clenching. “The one that we’re about to bio-bomb.”
“Yes, her. So she won’t be able to get any more records, will she?” Arbles said thoughtfully. “I’ll have all the time in the world to beat her.”
Trouble stared in horror. Arbles wasn’t just evil, he was insane. He had to be. There was no other explanation. “Take as much time as you want,” Trouble replied coldly. “Captain Short is the best flier in the LEP. You’ll never beat her. Ever.”
Arbles shrugged. “Yes I will. And if I don’t… well, she won’t be around to gloat, will she?”
Trouble had half-risen and was just deciding what sort of attack would be most painful on Arbles’s part when he heard a voice through his earpiece. “May I remind you that now is not the best moment to kill the fairy piloting your shuttle?” said Foaly. “You have to get to the surface in one piece.”
Trouble took a few deep breaths and settled back onto his chair. The fate of every human and fairy rested on his shoulders.
He just had to keep his temper in check long enough to put his plan into action.
***
Minerva walked casually into Artemis’s bedroom, where the Irish teen was sitting amid a mess of fairy technology. He was absorbed in something and did not hear her enter.
“Artemis?” she asked cautiously.
He looked up in surprise. “Minerva. You’re rather later than expected.”
“I decided to talk to Holly first.”
“You’ve already been with her?” Artemis fixed his full attention on Minerva. This was unexpected.
“Yes.”
“And how did it go?”
“A complete success.” She said it flatly, without pleasure.
“Excellent.” Artemis turned back to his work. Minerva felt a bit miffed that she wasn’t getting any more attention. After all, she’d come all the way from France, and it wasn’t as if she had nothing else with which to occupy her time.
“That’s all the thanks I get?” she asked finally.
“I’ll thank you when all of this is over,” he answered distractedly, without looking up. “Juliet is out, but Butler can attend to you while you’re here. You two are friends; I am sure he wouldn’t mind.”
“Thanks, Artemis,” said Minerva acidly. Artemis kept his attention focused on his desk, and did not notice Minerva’s anger as she exited.
Artemis had been working for only another five minutes when Juliet swung the door open with so much force that the knob broke off as it slammed into the wall.
Artemis frowned. Juliet should have been out of the house. Because if she was back, that meant the twins were back too. Artemis did not want anyone getting in the way at this stage of the operation. “Juliet,” he said, his voice betraying slight surprise, “What are you doing here?”
In answer, Juliet strode up to him and punched him in the nose. Hard.
Until this point, Holly had been the only person ever to punch Artemis in the face. And though Holly was strong, she was still a fairy, which meant that she was not quite as strong as a human would have been. And her sense of morality prevented her from giving him the worst she could. Juliet had no such scruples. Her fist broke his sunglasses in two, its force toppling Artemis’s chair backward and sending Artemis himself flying. The intense pain he felt where his head hit the ground was dwarfed only by the pain in his nose. He touched his face, and when he lowered his hand it came away scarlet.
“Juliet,” Artemis gasped, “what are you-” He stopped. Juliet was staring, her mouth a hard line, at his nose. He crossed his eyes, looking down at it too.
Blue sparks danced in front of his face, magically healing the broken bone.
There was a crazed look to Juliet’s eyes.
“Juliet,” he began, mind racing in panic, “if you’d just listen for a few minutes, I can explain everything.”
Juliet did not listen. She sprang forward and lifted Artemis, pinning him painfully against the wall. “I know you can explain! Every day for four years I’ve had little headaches, there have been things I knew but didn’t know how I knew, or things I didn’t know but knew I should know. But I always knew it was your fault. It’s always your fault.” She shook him slightly. “You’ve had three years to explain, Artemis. Three years! But it’s too late now. I’ve figured it out.” She took a shuddering breath. “You have no idea how much I hate you.”
Artemis was, for once, speechless. What could he say? He looked into her eyes, which dared him to explain. He didn’t want to know what would happen if he couldn’t. “Juliet, I wanted to tell you,” he lied, “but I couldn’t-”
He was silenced as she rammed his head into the wall once more, punched him hard for a second time, and then stepped away so that the barely conscious teenager slid to the floor.
“That was for my brother,” she said coldly. She walked towards the door slowly, head held high. She paused in the doorway, and half turned back, saying, “Holly and Minerva send their regards.” Then she left.
To say that Artemis had lost control of the situation wouldn’t be an understatement, Artemis thought hazily, staring after her. It would be completely erroneous. You can’t lose what you’ve never had…
***
Holly sat curled up in Butler’s chair in the surveillance room, grimacing as she watched Juliet on one of the monitors. Juliet had been told to distract Artemis, yes, but this was a bit much. Though Holly had to admit that part of her felt a savage pleasure at seeing Artemis in pain.
She refused to admit that a much larger part of her wanted to fly over there and heal him herself.
She forced her eyes away, turning to the monitor displaying the kitchen. Minerva sat perched on a counter, chatting away merrily about some romance novel or other while Butler prepared her a snack. As Holly watched, Minerva looked up at the camera and mouthed fifteen minutes. Holly had that long to take care of her part of the plan.
She turned her attention back to Artemis, who was no on his feet, walking to the bathroom. There was no camera there, but he emerged in less than two minutes, his face clean. He walked over to his desk, gathered up his equipment- Holly’s equipment, really- and walked out of the room. Holly did not need to look at the hallway to know that he was heading to the surveillance room.
It was now or never.
Some other stories by MMK:
- Challenge Results
- Comments and Reviews: What's the Difference?
- Disobedience
- The 'Five Times' Challenge
- A Forgotten Encounter
February 26th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Constructive criticism encouraged, please!
This is the first thing I’ve ever written…
February 27th, 2007 at 1:57 am
Darn. I was so excited to constructively critisize, because I love constructive crtisism, but your story was too brilliant!
I loved it, you write like Eoin Colfer. The story progresses at a perfect pace, and I’m glad you didn’t purposely leave any characters out because of spite or hatred. Usually Minerva or Holly are turned into what is almost the bad guy.
Basically I wish I could crtisize, you are either naturally gifted or are naturally gifted and have a really good beta. Either way I envy you
February 27th, 2007 at 9:46 am
It was AWESOME!!!! even AWESOMER than that story that i gave five outta five for. it’s gonna be hard rating this one.
*awkward silence*
i know!
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000/5
Fully sik rite mor chaptas! rite mor captas!!!!!
February 27th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Well… um… I feel rather awkward saying this now, so long after putting this up, but I wrote the story. I’m not quite sure now why I felt it necessary to write under a psudonym, I think I went temporarily insane with nervoussness, because I was convinced that it was terrible (thanks for telling me it’s not, BlackOpal and Skaknes). Anyway, today at school, I thought it over and decided that I was being stupid, and decieving people. So, here I am, admitting to writing this…
I just realized you probably don’t know who I am and think I’m insane. Well, for those of you who care, I apologize.
February 28th, 2007 at 1:37 am
I don’t think you’re insane. I’ve done that myself once, except I was right that my Fic was horrible :]
February 28th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
You’re not insane, you’re brilliant. I loved it, you sould write more (and more and more and more!). Good for you. ; )
March 1st, 2007 at 11:25 pm
all ive got 2 say is………………………………………………………………….WOW! love it!!
March 4th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Thanks!
I added Chapters four and five.
Oh, and I changed it to credit me as an author so there’d be no confusion (although I did like the name tripleness… oh, well).
March 4th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
MMK is kind of tripleness, I mean there’s three letters XD
I still love it! I can’t wait for more character development on the bad guys!
March 5th, 2007 at 11:14 am
*falls off chair in exitement* Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Need to know what happens!!!
Aw. Arty is a typical teenager. Cute. XD *is strangled by Artemis*
But why did he sedate Holly? Argh! Got- to - know - what - happens *gasp, wheeze* *faints*
I thought Juliet had her memories back. Ah well.
March 5th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
*decides to stop writing so that Nicole_Artist dies*
Kidding, of course. But I laughed reading your review.
I don’t think Juliet got her memories back- I mean, when could she have? And I remember reading in TOD that the disk had two folders: one for Artemis and one for Butler. So I don’t think she remembers.
March 6th, 2007 at 2:17 am
It isn’t fair.
I wanted to add this as editor’s choice, but since you’ve written it I can’t. *pouts* Can you not be an editor anymore so we can add this?
It’s still amazing. I still don’t understand why Artemis would do that? *Is confuzzled, in a sad, lonely way*
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March 6th, 2007 at 3:46 am
Ooh, I should never have owned up. But you might have noticed my IP adress sooner or later.
But now we’re even, because I wanted to put in ‘One Simple Convenience’. Then again, we have ‘Disaster at First Sight’ in there, and Drawingpup’s an editor.
Whatever. Anyway, what this comment was originally going to be was me laughing at you and reveling in your being held in suspense while I know what’s coming. But it’s too long for that now.
March 6th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
cool,artemis IS evil,i knew it!(well i was gussig he had a crush on holly,or the other way around……..)but still,i KNEW it! =),nice story,u should put it on deviantart or something…
March 7th, 2007 at 12:37 am
Ok! Now I’ve read 4 and 5 and liked it but i have to say somthing that really disturbs me.
Since when did artemis have second thoughts? Plus Holly and Artemis are just meant to be friends and there should be no romance between them. I whould actually have Minerva and Artemis go out or even in that story get married but humans and elves should never mix.
Sorry to people who disagee with me this is my OPINION and I will stick with it!
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 pm
wow, you right really well and im waiting on breath for your next chapter to come out, as for me IM NEW so hi everbody
March 29th, 2007 at 12:11 am
*at the edge of my seat*
*gasps how could artemis…*
This is really well organized story. I am really enjoying it and hope you write more soon.
April 8th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
When are you gonna update!!! I need to read more!!! Sorry, I’m getting too excited. Really good stuff! Bad evil Arty…teehee. Anyways, I like it, as long as it doesn’t turn into one of those A/H snogging fics, I hate those. They’re like ‘oh, good lil’ story, great plot, ends with half the characters eating face’. Those really piss me off.
April 12th, 2007 at 12:53 am
Those annoy me too. Don’t worry, this is not romance… actually, I can see by the reviews that I’ve already put too much in. I’m a non-shipper, actually.
I’m sorry updating is taking so long- stupid schoolwork…
April 15th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
I AGREE WITH RACHAEL!
April 15th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Rachael, I think that Artemis has been having second thoughts a lot lately. He’s changing, turning good, and his guilty conscience is getting to him a lot lately.
April 18th, 2007 at 1:53 am
I WAS AGREING WITH THE ARTEMIS AND HOLLY ARE ONLY FRIENDS, AND ARTY AND MINNIE (ARTEMIS AND MINERVA, SORRY, SOME PETNAMES THAT I PICKD UP SOMEWHERE)ARE MEANT TO BE!!!!!!!
April 21st, 2007 at 3:09 am
continue
August 16th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
more more keep adding!!Dont keep me in suspence!!!PLEASE!
August 22nd, 2007 at 8:05 am
I really love the story,I really do. It’s so great. I agree Arty and Holly are friends, but Arty and Minerva are also friends. I want the friend relationship more.
August 22nd, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Thanks for the compliments.
Don’t forget, constructive criticism is more than encouraged.
I finally put up chapter six- sorry it took so long!
September 12th, 2007 at 1:13 am
Chapter seven’s now up. If you read it, please review!
September 17th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
I love your plotline. It is so confusing and mysterious, just like Colfer. And it is driving me absolutely bonkers! Honestly!
Constructive criticism: Uhm… write faster? I can’t think of anything, sorry.
September 23rd, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Very good, write more please!!!!
September 28th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
This is a very good story, The plot is so confusing that it reminds me of Colfer’s story writing style. I think that this is really good and that you should keep this up. The only constructive crit I have for you is that you really need to improve the speed of your typing. It would probably be for the best if you hurried up before the whole of fanfiction is on your back screaming for more
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:06 am
i WOULD THINK THAT WOULD BE NICE!!
October 4th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
I think you publish at about the write speed and you are wrong, just because i didn’t comment didn’t mean i didn’t read. You are obviously very talented. I think that you should try to make it a bit more humerous though that would probably improve interest. Adios!
October 6th, 2007 at 5:48 am
This is getting good! Now if they only letted me rate ten……………………………………………………………………………..
October 9th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Fair enough lol, each to her own! But don’t worry, you have a gift. Me? Yeah I can write funny really well, and romance but I can’t write a proper adventure to save myself. It just becomes all sarcastic and stupid and pointless when I try!Another great chapter by the way I am gripped!
October 9th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
I am eeating crackers. They r good. This story is better.
October 14th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
This is really good. You have a real gift with writing.
Oh and Vinyaya. Have you considered writing a funny adventure story.
Make it funny but make them go on an adventure to middle earth or something. That would be really cool.
If you don’t want that idea then I call dibs.
Just tell me if you want it or not.
October 15th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
I love TLCP! I’m so glad that you’ve updated.
I’m sorry, I cannot think of constructive criticism for the life of me. I read it twice too.
November 17th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Finish
December 10th, 2007 at 4:05 am
Come on!!! I’ve been waiting forever for the new updates!
December 11th, 2007 at 5:05 am
WHEN WILL THE NEXT ONE COME OUT ALLREADY!?!?!?
December 11th, 2007 at 5:23 am
Hey, be patient. I’ve been working hard. Anymore comments like that and they’ll get deleted.
Hopefully I’ll have up to chapter 12 reposted by Sunday, and then I’ll post chapter 12 itself, which I’ve already written. No guarantees, though.
December 12th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
lurved it! ( btw guys “ and gals ) im kinda new here =) a small intro of yourselves? ( sry, pls dun think i am lame! )
December 13th, 2007 at 3:57 am
Chapters 9+10 have a little bit of error at the top. There’s a part in italics that just repeats itself.
As for the story, I loved it of course.
Constructive criticism…
Uhm…
The fight between Trouble and Vinyaya was resolved rather quickly. But they both have a lot at stake and are reasonable people…
Oh, real constructive crit:
When the bomb went off there wasn’t really enough terrified sadness. There was a lot, but not enough. Trouble seemed just stressed, did he know anybody in that district? Did any of the other officers? That’s a huge portion of their town completely destroyed. Like you said, it was a massacre.
Or maybe Trouble’s just too focused on the Holly situation.
Great job! I hope you update soon!
December 15th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
I really like how you made Artemis back into his evil self, and I’m quite interested to see where this goes. Also, I’m glad Minerva is back. You managed to keep the best parts of her personality without making her annoying. Good job!
I agree with what BlackOpal said about the Trouble/Vinyaya argument. I thought it should have been a bit bigger than that. After all, they are both under extreme stress right now!
I also thought your description of Artemis’ powers was cool, but I think it would be neat if he could do something a bit more..evil than just attack people with them. Like controlling/reading their minds. I’d like to see him with that.
Great story, and keep it up!
December 25th, 2007 at 2:25 am
Ummm… I thought editors couldn’t get their work in the “Editor’s choice” catagory
December 25th, 2007 at 4:38 am
That’s not true.
She didn’t add it either, I did. It’s my favourite AF story, or at least one of them. MMK worked hard on it too, so I thought it deserved editor’s choice. Her being an editor had nothing to do with it.
Editor’s really shouldn’t add their own stories, but that’s not a rule, that’s just site etiquette.
Still love it and still waiting impatiently!
December 31st, 2007 at 7:34 am
This story is quite interesting. I must say, you do write like Eoin Colfer. I am waiting patiently for you to update. Please update soon because BlackOpal is getting a bit impatient. Thank you for using your time to read this and I wish you a Happy New Year.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:28 pm
You too, HS9. Thanks for the compliment, and for being patient. I am still writing, but it may take a while to actually post. It turns out that my plot sort of self destructs in the next two chapters- I didn’t plan it out as well as I thought I had (basically, I have two plotlines that each work separately, but not together). I have to figure out a way to fix it.
BlackOpal & carino: Thanks for the constructive criticism. I suppose Trouble & Vinyaya’s fight could have gone on a bit longer, but they were both stressed more than angry in the first place, and they are too professional to hold onto a grudge when it’ll interfere with their jobs at such a critical moment. As for there not being enough sadness/terror because of the bio-bomb- you’re right. I’ll probably rewrite it or something, but after I actually finish the story.
And Artemis’s powers- I don’t view either fairy magic or humans as evil. Remember, the powers aren’t meant to be Artemis-specific, they’re just what humans in general would have- the basic fairy magic with a few changes. And don’t forget, you haven’t really seen all that Artemis can do yet.
January 26th, 2008 at 3:39 am
OMG U HAVE TO KEEP UPDATING! Please post an update announcement when you update. I LOVE IT!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Are you really Eoin Colfer?I think you are.No one can write a story like this unless that person is Eoin Colfer.
March 20th, 2008 at 3:24 am
Please update! This has got to be one of the best fanfics ever! I love it! OMG! I think I know…Minerva, Holly, then… IT ALL MAKES SINCE! OMG! YOU ARE COMPARABLE TO THE GENIUS HIMSELF! COLFER RULES! Sorry, I’m hyper…I haven’t read any new books, so reading something like this… I dunno, it’s just SO good I got *hyper*! I should celebrate! *lifts truffle in toast to author* OMG! If I knew where to send it to, I would send you a million booty boxes of truffles!
March 27th, 2008 at 6:04 am
Are you going to update?
March 27th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Yes. Finally, I think I MAY have things sorted out… there’ll be a couple of new chapters on Sunday I think. Maybe earlier.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:31 am
Love it!
April 1st, 2008 at 12:06 am
Finally.
I’m kind of confused. I don’t really understand Artemis’ plan.
Am I supposed to? It’s just been a while so I started semi-lost.
I’ll go reread some more of it.
Anyways, it’s really good. I felt so sad at the end of chapter fifteen.
Juliet was out of character, I think. She may be a loose canon but she always had more control and style than that. She didn’t hit with rage, she was just cool.
And if she did have her memories back she’d feel some empathy for Artemis.
Or maybe not.
It was awesome though.
I can’t wait.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:12 am
Okay…that was random…so Juliet just walked in and whalloped Artemis?
The LEP would NEVER be that evil!
ROOT! WE WANT YOU BACK!
Holly didn’t get to the interrogations! Aww… Also, Artemis wouldn’t be so…well, he always has a plan for every occasion, doesn’t he? No way would my hero give up so easily!
DIE, BOM!
April 11th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
When will it update again?
Love it , really love it. just… the story and the writing are too brilliant.
it’s sad to see Holly and Artemis like that…
love Arty’s new magic of stopping bullet, cool, Matrix!
but i am a little bit confuse beacuse of not knowing Artemis’s and Holly’s plan, and why Bom do that all…
at all this the best fanfic ever.
keep going please, i can’t wait
May 21st, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I really love this story! Definitely one of the best in the archive. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT so please write as fast as possible without your fingers falling off!
June 21st, 2008 at 9:49 am
Woah!!!
This is BRILLIANT!!!
But why would Artemis do all these things?
I mean, we still don’t know his ulterior motive!!!You HAVE to write more. if this is writer’s block then hurry up and get over it quick!!!
P.S I will seriously DIE if you don’t write more.
August 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
MEMEME WILL KILL YOU!! ME MUST NOT BEG FOR MORE!!*Gets on knees starts begging/crying* ME GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON’T WRITE!!! *falls over dead*
Come on MMK! Write more.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Grr….
*Loses mind*
WHY HAVEN’T YOU UPDATED IN SO LONG???? YOU’RE KILLING ME, MMK!
November 28th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
OMGosh! I was browsing stories, and I came across this one… WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?!?!!? I cant stop thinking about this story! really, you are just CRUAL for not updating!!
Need more of your story! this whole mystery Artemis has really got me hooked!
December 16th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
This is one of the best stories I have ever read.
I’m not sure you aren’t Eoin Colfer in disguise, MMK. Come on, teell us the truth!
5/5
January 22nd, 2009 at 8:20 pm
*Gasp* This is really amazing, I LOVE IT! I like how you gave Juliet a better part then what she usually has in the books. 5 STARS!
May 16th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Jonathan and Calliope?
May 28th, 2009 at 5:27 am
Update please. This is defiantly one of the best stories on this site. I like how you turned Artemis back into a villain and have so much character development on the others as well. The character you created is the perfect unappreciated genius and Bom has completely turned into a main person, in the books he had about to sentence of fame. I also like the whole human magic type, I wonder what Artemis’s other powers are. Nobody is out of character and they all seem to be reacting perfectly.
June 9th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
are there like sooooooo more???? and yes update this! right like more!!!!
is he really all going to die? is he is he is he? wellwellwellwell?
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June 9th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
YOU HAVE TO UPDATE!!!!! IT’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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June 25th, 2009 at 9:17 am
First, don’t stretch the page guys.
Secondly, this is such a cliff hanger! What did Artemis do to the helmet? Will everyone die? Will you update? Scratch that last one. Now for concrit, all of the things I saw have already been pointed out so I have nothing new to add. I also love all of the lines the characters, mostly Artemis, say. They remind me of the way Colfer writes.
June 30th, 2009 at 8:39 am
This is one of the best Fanfics i’ve seen in my life. Please update. I am sorry that our ” co-writers ” are so impatient. Please make more.
The Princess for Elves
Fowlfan987
July 24th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Has anyone done the first comment dance yet?*does first comment dance*! ok, getting straight to the point, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS THE BEST FANFIC EVER! And I am absolutely sure that you ARE Eion Colfer in disguise! Why have you not updatated yet???!!!Please do so!I’m, like, so totally on the floor kissing the ground under your feet MMK!!!*begs for more and starts kissing the ground you walk on*
This is sooooooooooooooooooooo amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am soo hooked in!!! give me more!!!!
July 27th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
UPDATE OR
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 12th, 2009 at 2:50 am
Please update! I have been checking this site EVERY day!Please update.
August 31st, 2009 at 9:17 pm
pLEASE Update. This is one of the best stories I’ve read…..
January 6th, 2010 at 11:57 pm
You are one of those writers that just come out of nowhere and are EXTREMELY good!I am finished with the AF series so im keeping entertained until the next book on this site…and sometimes (I dont know if i have bad memory or what but,) sometimes i get confused with your story and Eoin’s because it is so good!!!!!!!!
Luv your writing and keep on with it.!:)
January 18th, 2010 at 3:41 am
WHAT HAPPENS?!?!?! I GOTTA KNOW I GOTTA KNOW I GOTTA KNOW NOW!!!! UPDATE NOW! WE ALL BEG U AND THREATEN YOU TO UPDATE!!
January 27th, 2010 at 6:42 am
PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!! several people are depending on you to update for survival. Please update!!!! I keep on checking every day. so please!!!!!!!!!!
July 23rd, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Wow, update PLEASE!
September 7th, 2010 at 3:19 am
When I first saw the title, I was like, interesting… OK then, it’s in the Top Tens. Then I started reading it and felt like I was dying painfully because of its slow progression and lack of humour. I’m sorry, but I’m an impatient person and thought it was a bit repititive with the real series, what with re-kidnapping Holly all over again. But you’ve really thought hard about all of it, and now that I can see the whole plot, I now am sitting at my grandfather’s superslow computer in China, trying to see if you’ve updated. Obviously not. Please do! You’re a very good writer