Artemis Fowl: The Last Criminal Plot

Summary: Chapter 1 Family Matters Artemis Fowl was not pleased. At first, having siblings had been a novelty. All too soon, […]

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Chapter 1

Family Matters

Artemis Fowl was not pleased. At first, having siblings had been a novelty. All too soon, however, they became nothing more than an annoyance. Unfortunately, they were not the type of annoyance that he could ask Butler to take care of.

“Why, exactly, is this necessary?” Artemis asked in frustration.

“Your parents want you to get to know your brothers. They don’t want you withdrawing the way you used to,” his bodyguard, Butler, answered promptly.

Artemis was sitting on the floor, and was supposed to be helping his two-and-a-half-year-old siblings do simple jigsaw puzzles. To someone with his intellectual capabilities, it was almost unbearable to watch them try and stuff the wrong pieces in repeatedly. Calliope was determined to solve her puzzle alone, which suited Artemis. Jonathan, however, asked for confirmation of every piece.

Artemis continued to converse with Butler, all but ignoring the twins. “Most parents are distracted from their firstborn when they have new children.”

“The rules change, Artemis, when you vanish for three years.”

“I’m aware of that,” replied Artemis sullenly. “But now I’ve been back for six months, and there are limits to my patience. I-“

“Dis one?” asked Jonathan hopefully, looking up at Artemis, a diamond-shaped piece in his raised hand.

“No,” answered Artemis shortly. Jonathan’s smile wilted. Artemis’s conscience twinged. Now he was annoyed at himself. Why did he have to go out and acquire morality? It was nothing but a nuisance, honestly. Artemis leaned over and attempted to show his brother the right way to do the puzzle. Jonathan’s grin returned, and he continued to work enthusiastically.

“I require a certain amount of freedom,” said Artemis, resuming his conversation. “And I simply cannot stand my parents hovering over me like this. It is getting ridiculous.”

The sound of a door opening could be heard. “Speaking of your parents…” Butler gestured toward the adjacent room.

“Arty!” called a cheerful woman’s voice. “Jon! Callie! Come welcome your parents home.”

The twins needed no invitation, and ran through the hall towards their mother’s voice. Artemis lingered, slowly standing up and dusting himself off meticulously (despite the fact that the carpet was perfectly clean).

“Artemis!” called Artemis Fowl Senior.

“I’m coming, Father.” Artemis took a breath as if to brace himself, then turned and walked through the doorway. Smiling slightly, his bodyguard followed.

He walked into the room to see his father holding the twins and spinning them around. “How was your evening?” asked Artemis. His parents had gone “on a date” to the theater.

“Wonderful,” replied Angeline, her eyes bright. She swept forward and embraced her eldest son. ” But, come now, Artemis, how are you?”

“Not very different from how I was last time you saw me, a mere three hours ago.” Artemis couldn’t hold back the sharp retort. His mother did her best to ignore his tone and laughed.

Artemis Senior joined his wife in laughing, and he tickled the twins so that they giggled too. “With you, Arty, one never knows,” he said.

That used to be true, Artemis thought bitterly. Not anymore. Now I’m being a perfect little boy. No criminal enterprises, no fairy hacking, not even any disobedience to my parents… Artemis smiled hollowly, watching his family laugh.

“Anyway,” Angeline said breathlessly, once she stopped laughing, “I think we’ve postponed dinner long enough.”

She led them to the kitchen, where Juliet, Butler’s sister, already had a hot meal prepared. She was staying with the Fowls while on a break from her wrestling tour. During Artemis’s disappearance, she had often acted as bodyguard/babysitter when the Fowls were out. Now, she still did a bit of the bodyguarding, but Artemis was the babysitter.

Together, they all sat down for dinner. Artemis listened politely as his parents discussed their date, as Juliet told an entertaining story about wrestling, as the twins exclaimed over whatever it was they found interesting. He didn’t join in. What was there to say?

“About school next year-” Angeline said hesitantly. Artemis came to attention. His parents had decided that he’d skip the remainder of the last academic year (“after all, you know everything already”) to spend more time with the family now that he was back. But summer would soon end, and he needed a school to go to.

“Yes, mother?”

“There’s a lovely day school near here, I was thinking we could go for a visit, see what you think.”

“That would be fine, mother. When shall we go?” his voice was flat, and he found that he didn’t really care about it.

Artemis’s father frowned at his son’s apathetic behavior. “Artemis, are you all right?”

“Yes, of course.” No he wasn’t actually. He was clearly afflicted with depression, and was exhibiting all of the obvious symptoms. But what could he do about it- see a psychologist? That was laughable- he practically was one. Medication, of course, was out of the question. Obviously some sort of self-reflection was necessary, to find the source of the problem, but he hadn’t been meditating lately.

“Artemis,” said his mother gently. “You know you can tell us anything.”

No he couldn’t. He couldn’t tell them about the People- in fact, he had been required to make them forget. He had needed to confuse their sense of time, so that they didn’t realize that he should be seventeen. And he had to swallow his frustration for them. “I know, Mother.”

Artemis’s father glanced around at the assembled company. “If you want to talk privately-“

“No thank you, Father, I’m fine.”

“Artemis,” said Angeline with concern. “If something’s bothering you, you really should-“

“I’M FINE!” Artemis himself was startled by his own vehemence.

His parents looked shocked- Artemis had never shouted in their presence before. Juliet stared, and Calliope started to cry. Butler, however, looked unsurprised.

Artemis looked down at his plate; he hadn’t eaten much, but he definitely didn’t want any more. “May I be excused?” he asked quietly.

His parents gazed at him helplessly. “All right, Artemis, you may go.”

***

Artemis was sitting cross-legged on his bed, meditating, when there was a knock on his door. He had been expecting it, but still he said nothing. There was another knock.

“Come in.”

His parents entered, looking sad. They sat on either side of him, and his mother grasped his hand. “We’re sorry if we did anything to upset you, Artemis.”

Artemis’s thoughts were dull; clearly he was still depressed. “You didn’t,” he lied.

“If we didn’t, who did?” his father asked shrewdly. “The twins?”

It suddenly became clear- they thought that he was upset because he had siblings. They thought he was being a classic eldest child, jealous of the attention his new siblings were getting. They thought that he was depressed because he was no longer an only child. How out of touch could you get?

“Artemis,” his mother said slowly, “Maybe the three of us could go somewhere, just for a break before the end of the summer. We-“

Artemis felt the unexpected anger rise up in him again. “Or maybe we shouldn’t,” he said sarcastically. “Maybe, you two could leave me alone for five minutes, instead of hanging around me every second. Perhaps, just perhaps, I could have some autonomy, without you making every decision for me!” He suddenly realized that he was yelling. When the flare of anger subsided, he fell back onto the bed again, not tired, exactly, but completely uninterested in anything. He turned to face the wall in silence.

His parents watched him uncertainly for a minute, then left without a word.

***

The next morning, Artemis walked downstairs slowly. Juliet had called him for breakfast, speaking quickly and then ducking out of the room as if she were afraid he would throw something at her. He hadn’t slept, and there were bags under his eyes. His parents were waiting for him at the table, watching him anxiously.

“I apologize for shouting at you,” Artemis said abruptly, sitting down. “I believe it was largely caused by hormones, and I-“

“No, Artemis,” said his father, shaking his head. “You were right. We’ve been hovering over you too much, and we apologize. Perhaps it was hormones that triggered it, but what you said was true.”

“So we’ve decided,” said Angeline quickly, cutting across Artemis, who had opened his mouth to speak, “That your father and I will go somewhere for the week, to give you some time to yourself. Juliet will take care of the twins, you won’t have to spend any more time with them than you want to.”

“You really don’t-” Artemis was speechless; his parents had managed to surprise him.

“Our decision is made, Artemis,” said his mother, smiling.

“Thank you,” Artemis said. He walked around the table and hugged them tightly, something that he knew would make them happy.

“I love you, Artemis,” each said into his ear.

“I know,” said Artemis. Then he swallowed and said, “I love you too.”

***

Artemis had analyzed his emotions, and realized overnight why he was depressed. It was, as he had shouted, due to lack of privacy, and a perceived lack of freedom. It was not, however, caused by his parents; that was just classic anger displacement. His parents were not the only ones watching him; and his lack of freedom was not from their constant supervision. It was the People, partially. They were always, and would always be, monitoring his every twitch. Mostly, though, it was himself. Why, Artemis asked himself mentally again, had he acquired a conscience? Life had been easier as a criminal mastermind. Much easier.

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

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  1. Constructive criticism encouraged, please!

    This is the first thing I’ve ever written…

  2. Darn. I was so excited to constructively critisize, because I love constructive crtisism, but your story was too brilliant!
    I loved it, you write like Eoin Colfer. The story progresses at a perfect pace, and I’m glad you didn’t purposely leave any characters out because of spite or hatred. Usually Minerva or Holly are turned into what is almost the bad guy.
    Basically I wish I could crtisize, you are either naturally gifted or are naturally gifted and have a really good beta. Either way I envy you πŸ˜‰

  3. It was AWESOME!!!! even AWESOMER than that story that i gave five outta five for. it’s gonna be hard rating this one.
    *awkward silence*
    i know!
    100000000000000000000000000000000000000000/5
    Fully sik rite mor chaptas! rite mor captas!!!!!

  4. Well… um… I feel rather awkward saying this now, so long after putting this up, but I wrote the story. I’m not quite sure now why I felt it necessary to write under a psudonym, I think I went temporarily insane with nervoussness, because I was convinced that it was terrible (thanks for telling me it’s not, BlackOpal and Skaknes). Anyway, today at school, I thought it over and decided that I was being stupid, and decieving people. So, here I am, admitting to writing this…

    I just realized you probably don’t know who I am and think I’m insane. Well, for those of you who care, I apologize.

  5. I don’t think you’re insane. I’ve done that myself once, except I was right that my Fic was horrible :]

  6. You’re not insane, you’re brilliant. I loved it, you sould write more (and more and more and more!). Good for you. ; )

  7. rachael cohen March 1st, 2007 at 11:25 pm 7

    all ive got 2 say is………………………………………………………………….WOW! love it!!

  8. Thanks! πŸ™‚

    I added Chapters four and five.

    Oh, and I changed it to credit me as an author so there’d be no confusion (although I did like the name tripleness… oh, well).

  9. MMK is kind of tripleness, I mean there’s three letters XD
    I still love it! I can’t wait for more character development on the bad guys!

  10. Nicole_artist March 5th, 2007 at 11:14 am 10

    *falls off chair in exitement* Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Need to know what happens!!!

    Aw. Arty is a typical teenager. Cute. XD *is strangled by Artemis*

    But why did he sedate Holly? Argh! Got- to – know – what – happens *gasp, wheeze* *faints*

    I thought Juliet had her memories back. Ah well.

  11. *decides to stop writing so that Nicole_Artist dies*

    Kidding, of course. But I laughed reading your review.

    I don’t think Juliet got her memories back- I mean, when could she have? And I remember reading in TOD that the disk had two folders: one for Artemis and one for Butler. So I don’t think she remembers.

  12. It isn’t fair.
    I wanted to add this as editor’s choice, but since you’ve written it I can’t. *pouts* Can you not be an editor anymore so we can add this?
    It’s still amazing. I still don’t understand why Artemis would do that? *Is confuzzled, in a sad, lonely way*
    [/pointless review]

  13. Ooh, I should never have owned up. But you might have noticed my IP adress sooner or later.

    But now we’re even, because I wanted to put in ‘One Simple Convenience’. Then again, we have ‘Disaster at First Sight’ in there, and Drawingpup’s an editor.

    Whatever. Anyway, what this comment was originally going to be was me laughing at you and reveling in yourΓƒβ€šΓ‚Β beingΓƒβ€šΓ‚Β held in suspenseΓƒβ€šΓ‚Β while I know what’s coming. But it’s too long for that now. πŸ™‚

  14. cool,artemis IS evil,i knew it!(well i was gussig he had a crush on holly,or the other way around……..)but still,i KNEW it! =),nice story,u should put it on deviantart or something…

  15. Ok! Now I’ve read 4 and 5 and liked it but i have to say somthing that really disturbs me.
    Since when did artemis have second thoughts? Plus Holly and Artemis are just meant to be friends and there should be no romance between them. I whould actually have Minerva and Artemis go out or even in that story get married but humans and elves should never mix.
    Sorry to people who disagee with me this is my OPINION and I will stick with it!

  16. wow, you right really well and im waiting on breath for your next chapter to come out, as for me IM NEW so hi everbody

  17. PetiteBrunette March 29th, 2007 at 12:11 am 17

    *at the edge of my seat*
    *gasps how could artemis…*
    This is really well organized story. I am really enjoying it and hope you write more soon.

  18. When are you gonna update!!! I need to read more!!! Sorry, I’m getting too excited. Really good stuff! Bad evil Arty…teehee. Anyways, I like it, as long as it doesn’t turn into one of those A/H snogging fics, I hate those. They’re like ‘oh, good lil’ story, great plot, ends with half the characters eating face’. Those really piss me off.

  19. Those annoy me too. Don’t worry, this is not romance… actually, I can see by the reviews that I’ve already put too much in. I’m a non-shipper, actually.

    I’m sorry updating is taking so long- stupid schoolwork… πŸ™

  20. I AGREE WITH RACHAEL!

  21. Rachael, I think that Artemis has been having second thoughts a lot lately. He’s changing, turning good, and his guilty conscience is getting to him a lot lately.

  22. I WAS AGREING WITH THE ARTEMIS AND HOLLY ARE ONLY FRIENDS, AND ARTY AND MINNIE (ARTEMIS AND MINERVA, SORRY, SOME PETNAMES THAT I PICKD UP SOMEWHERE)ARE MEANT TO BE!!!!!!!

  23. more more keep adding!!Dont keep me in suspence!!!PLEASE!

  24. I really love the story,I really do. It’s so great. I agree Arty and Holly are friends, but Arty and Minerva are also friends. I want the friend relationship more.

  25. Thanks for the compliments. πŸ™‚ Don’t forget, constructive criticism is more than encouraged.

    I finally put up chapter six- sorry it took so long!

  26. Chapter seven’s now up. If you read it, please review!

  27. I love your plotline. It is so confusing and mysterious, just like Colfer. And it is driving me absolutely bonkers! Honestly!
    Constructive criticism: Uhm… write faster? I can’t think of anything, sorry.

  28. arty_and_holly_4ever September 23rd, 2007 at 7:31 pm 29

    Very good, write more please!!!!

  29. This is a very good story, The plot is so confusing that it reminds me of Colfer’s story writing style. I think that this is really good and that you should keep this up. The only constructive crit I have for you is that you really need to improve the speed of your typing. It would probably be for the best if you hurried up before the whole of fanfiction is on your back screaming for more

  30. i WOULD THINK THAT WOULD BE NICE!!

  31. I think you publish at about the write speed and you are wrong, just because i didn’t comment didn’t mean i didn’t read. You are obviously very talented. I think that you should try to make it a bit more humerous though that would probably improve interest. Adios!

  32. Holly Short 99999999 October 6th, 2007 at 5:48 am 33

    This is getting good! Now if they only letted me rate ten……………………………………………………………………………..

  33. Fair enough lol, each to her own! But don’t worry, you have a gift. Me? Yeah I can write funny really well, and romance but I can’t write a proper adventure to save myself. It just becomes all sarcastic and stupid and pointless when I try!Another great chapter by the way I am gripped!

  34. I am eeating crackers. They r good. This story is better.

  35. This is really good. You have a real gift with writing.
    Oh and Vinyaya. Have you considered writing a funny adventure story.
    Make it funny but make them go on an adventure to middle earth or something. That would be really cool.
    If you don’t want that idea then I call dibs.
    Just tell me if you want it or not.

  36. I love TLCP! I’m so glad that you’ve updated.
    I’m sorry, I cannot think of constructive criticism for the life of me. I read it twice too.

  37. ArtemisFowlthesecond November 17th, 2007 at 3:12 pm 38

    Finish

  38. Come on!!! I’ve been waiting forever for the new updates! πŸ™

  39. WHEN WILL THE NEXT ONE COME OUT ALLREADY!?!?!?

  40. Hey, be patient. I’ve been working hard. Anymore comments like that and they’ll get deleted.

    Hopefully I’ll have up to chapter 12 reposted by Sunday, and then I’ll post chapter 12 itself, which I’ve already written. No guarantees, though.

  41. Shanette aka af fan December 12th, 2007 at 12:02 pm 42

    lurved it! ( btw guys “ and gals ) im kinda new here =) a small intro of yourselves? ( sry, pls dun think i am lame! )

  42. Chapters 9+10 have a little bit of error at the top. There’s a part in italics that just repeats itself.
    As for the story, I loved it of course.
    Constructive criticism…
    Uhm…
    The fight between Trouble and Vinyaya was resolved rather quickly. But they both have a lot at stake and are reasonable people…
    Oh, real constructive crit:
    When the bomb went off there wasn’t really enough terrified sadness. There was a lot, but not enough. Trouble seemed just stressed, did he know anybody in that district? Did any of the other officers? That’s a huge portion of their town completely destroyed. Like you said, it was a massacre.
    Or maybe Trouble’s just too focused on the Holly situation.

    Great job! I hope you update soon!

  43. I really like how you made Artemis back into his evil self, and I’m quite interested to see where this goes. Also, I’m glad Minerva is back. You managed to keep the best parts of her personality without making her annoying. Good job!
    I agree with what BlackOpal said about the Trouble/Vinyaya argument. I thought it should have been a bit bigger than that. After all, they are both under extreme stress right now!
    I also thought your description of Artemis’ powers was cool, but I think it would be neat if he could do something a bit more..evil than just attack people with them. Like controlling/reading their minds. I’d like to see him with that.
    Great story, and keep it up!

  44. Ummm… I thought editors couldn’t get their work in the “Editor’s choice” catagory

  45. That’s not true.
    She didn’t add it either, I did. It’s my favourite AF story, or at least one of them. MMK worked hard on it too, so I thought it deserved editor’s choice. Her being an editor had nothing to do with it.
    Editor’s really shouldn’t add their own stories, but that’s not a rule, that’s just site etiquette.
    Still love it and still waiting impatiently! πŸ˜€

  46. This story is quite interesting. I must say, you do write like Eoin Colfer. I am waiting patiently for you to update. Please update soon because BlackOpal is getting a bit impatient. Thank you for using your time to read this and I wish you a Happy New Year.

  47. You too, HS9. Thanks for the compliment, and for being patient. I am still writing, but it may take a while to actually post. It turns out that my plot sort of self destructs in the next two chapters- I didn’t plan it out as well as I thought I had (basically, I have two plotlines that each work separately, but not together). I have to figure out a way to fix it.

    BlackOpal & carino: Thanks for the constructive criticism. I suppose Trouble & Vinyaya’s fight could have gone on a bit longer, but they were both stressed more than angry in the first place, and they are too professional to hold onto a grudge when it’ll interfere with their jobs at such a critical moment. As for there not being enough sadness/terror because of the bio-bomb- you’re right. I’ll probably rewrite it or something, but after I actually finish the story.

    And Artemis’s powers- I don’t view either fairy magic or humans as evil. Remember, the powers aren’t meant to be Artemis-specific, they’re just what humans in general would have- the basic fairy magic with a few changes. And don’t forget, you haven’t really seen all that Artemis can do yet.

  48. OMG U HAVE TO KEEP UPDATING! Please post an update announcement when you update. I LOVE IT!

  49. ArtemisFowl III February 5th, 2008 at 11:18 pm 50

    Are you really Eoin Colfer?I think you are.No one can write a story like this unless that person is Eoin Colfer.

  50. Minerva Granger March 20th, 2008 at 3:24 am 51

    Please update! This has got to be one of the best fanfics ever! I love it! OMG! I think I know…Minerva, Holly, then… IT ALL MAKES SINCE! OMG! YOU ARE COMPARABLE TO THE GENIUS HIMSELF! COLFER RULES! Sorry, I’m hyper…I haven’t read any new books, so reading something like this… I dunno, it’s just SO good I got *hyper*! I should celebrate! *lifts truffle in toast to author* OMG! If I knew where to send it to, I would send you a million booty boxes of truffles!

  51. Are you going to update?

  52. Yes. Finally, I think I MAY have things sorted out… there’ll be a couple of new chapters on Sunday I think. Maybe earlier.

  53. Love it!

  54. Finally. πŸ˜‰
    I’m kind of confused. I don’t really understand Artemis’ plan.
    Am I supposed to? It’s just been a while so I started semi-lost.
    I’ll go reread some more of it.
    Anyways, it’s really good. I felt so sad at the end of chapter fifteen. πŸ™

    Juliet was out of character, I think. She may be a loose canon but she always had more control and style than that. She didn’t hit with rage, she was just cool.
    And if she did have her memories back she’d feel some empathy for Artemis.
    Or maybe not.

    It was awesome though. πŸ˜€
    I can’t wait.

  55. Okay…that was random…so Juliet just walked in and whalloped Artemis?
    The LEP would NEVER be that evil!
    ROOT! WE WANT YOU BACK!
    Holly didn’t get to the interrogations! Aww… Also, Artemis wouldn’t be so…well, he always has a plan for every occasion, doesn’t he? No way would my hero give up so easily!
    DIE, BOM!

  56. When will it update again?
    Love it , really love it. just… the story and the writing are too brilliant.
    it’s sad to see Holly and Artemis like that…
    love Arty’s new magic of stopping bullet, cool, Matrix!
    but i am a little bit confuse beacuse of not knowing Artemis’s and Holly’s plan, and why Bom do that all…
    at all this the best fanfic ever.
    keep going please, i can’t wait

  57. songfic_freak May 21st, 2008 at 4:41 pm 58

    I really love this story! Definitely one of the best in the archive. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT so please write as fast as possible without your fingers falling off!

  58. Woah!!!
    This is BRILLIANT!!!
    But why would Artemis do all these things?
    I mean, we still don’t know his ulterior motive!!!You HAVE to write more. if this is writer’s block then hurry up and get over it quick!!!
    P.S I will seriously DIE if you don’t write more.

  59. MEMEME WILL KILL YOU!! ME MUST NOT BEG FOR MORE!!*Gets on knees starts begging/crying* ME GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON’T WRITE!!! *falls over dead*

    Come on MMK! Write more.

  60. Grr….
    *Loses mind*
    WHY HAVEN’T YOU UPDATED IN SO LONG???? YOU’RE KILLING ME, MMK!

  61. OMGosh! I was browsing stories, and I came across this one… WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?!?!!? I cant stop thinking about this story! really, you are just CRUAL for not updating!! πŸ˜₯ Need more of your story! this whole mystery Artemis has really got me hooked!

  62. Julissa Holly Fowl December 16th, 2008 at 6:31 pm 63

    This is one of the best stories I have ever read.
    I’m not sure you aren’t Eoin Colfer in disguise, MMK. Come on, teell us the truth!
    5/5

  63. *Gasp* This is really amazing, I LOVE IT! I like how you gave Juliet a better part then what she usually has in the books. 5 STARS!

  64. Opal Koboi Rocks May 16th, 2009 at 4:56 pm 65

    Jonathan and Calliope?

  65. Artemis Lore May 28th, 2009 at 5:27 am 66

    Update please. This is defiantly one of the best stories on this site. I like how you turned Artemis back into a villain and have so much character development on the others as well. The character you created is the perfect unappreciated genius and Bom has completely turned into a main person, in the books he had about to sentence of fame. I also like the whole human magic type, I wonder what Artemis’s other powers are. Nobody is out of character and they all seem to be reacting perfectly.

  66. are there like sooooooo more???? and yes update this! right like more!!!! πŸ˜€
    is he really all going to die? is he is he is he? wellwellwellwell?

  67. hitsugayatoushiro June 9th, 2009 at 5:52 pm 68

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  68. YOU HAVE TO UPDATE!!!!! IT’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    UPDATE!

  69. Artemis Lore June 25th, 2009 at 9:17 am 70

    First, don’t stretch the page guys.

    Secondly, this is such a cliff hanger! What did Artemis do to the helmet? Will everyone die? Will you update? Scratch that last one. Now for concrit, all of the things I saw have already been pointed out so I have nothing new to add. I also love all of the lines the characters, mostly Artemis, say. They remind me of the way Colfer writes.

  70. This is one of the best Fanfics i’ve seen in my life. Please update. I am sorry that our ” co-writers ” are so impatient. Please make more.

    The Princess for Elves
    Fowlfan987

  71. Has anyone done the first comment dance yet?*does first comment dance*! ok, getting straight to the point, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS THE BEST FANFIC EVER! And I am absolutely sure that you ARE Eion Colfer in disguise! Why have you not updatated yet???!!!Please do so!I’m, like, so totally on the floor kissing the ground under your feet MMK!!!*begs for more and starts kissing the ground you walk on*
    This is sooooooooooooooooooooo amazing!!!
    I am soo hooked in!!! give me more!!!!

  72. LesserMindSet July 27th, 2009 at 1:58 pm 73

    UPDATE OR
    DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. Please update! I have been checking this site EVERY day!Please update.

  74. pLEASE Update. This is one of the best stories I’ve read…..

  75. You are one of those writers that just come out of nowhere and are EXTREMELY good!I am finished with the AF series so im keeping entertained until the next book on this site…and sometimes (I dont know if i have bad memory or what but,) sometimes i get confused with your story and Eoin’s because it is so good!!!!!!!!
    Luv your writing and keep on with it.!:)

  76. WHAT HAPPENS?!?!?! I GOTTA KNOW I GOTTA KNOW I GOTTA KNOW NOW!!!! UPDATE NOW! WE ALL BEG U AND THREATEN YOU TO UPDATE!!

  77. PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!! several people are depending on you to update for survival. Please update!!!! I keep on checking every day. so please!!!!!!!!!!

  78. Wow, update PLEASE!

  79. When I first saw the title, I was like, interesting… OK then, it’s in the Top Tens. Then I started reading it and felt like I was dying painfully because of its slow progression and lack of humour. I’m sorry, but I’m an impatient person and thought it was a bit repititive with the real series, what with re-kidnapping Holly all over again. But you’ve really thought hard about all of it, and now that I can see the whole plot, I now am sitting at my grandfather’s superslow computer in China, trying to see if you’ve updated. Obviously not. Please do! You’re a very good writer

    I have been waiting for fifteen days. This still hasn’t been updated. Please, please do so. There are reasons this is in the Top Tens…

    Hoy, you know better than to double post πŸ™ Anyway, the writer’s been gone for a long time, so I wouldn’t comment just for that πŸ˜‰

  80. Where is MMK, anyway? I read this last year and I’m pretty sure it will not be updated for a long time, if at all. Pitty… it is amazing!

  81. please write on November 8th, 2013 at 2:38 am 82

    PLEASE UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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