Artemis Fowl: Normal Teen
Written on November 29th, 2007 by bluehazelStory Details
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
Loading ...Artemis grinned. This was going to be an easy challenge. The bet was practically already won. All he had to do was wait for his reward.
Juliet had made a deal with him. Artemis of course could not refuse. She had discovered an experiment going on in the United States. “What do teens really do when their parents aren’t around?” They were looking for guinea pigs. Juliet had promised Artemis a date with any of her friends. Drop-Dead-Gorgeous friends. How could he refuse?
The deal was actually pretty sweet. It was called Teen Truth. The teens who volunteered themselves were put together in an awesome apartment in New York and handed a wad of cash. They could do whatever they wanted (as long as it was legal). Of course they were all bugged and there were hidden cameras watching their every move, but their parents wouldn’t see the tape until after it was over. They could do what they pleased and their parents wouldn’t punish them until after they had had their fun.
The plane ride to New York was lonely. Artemis wasn’t going to have Butler accompany him. If anything went wrong, he would have to rely on NYPD. Not good. He didn’t trust American police. He felt very very alone.
He got off the plane and entered the airport. He wasn’t really sure what to expect. The Teen Truth manager said that Artemis would find him easily. He was right. It only took the teen a second to see the man waving a poster saying “Artemis Fowl”. Embarrassing.
“Artemis?” asked the American.
“Yes. Artemis Fowl the Second. Pleased to meet you.” replied the youth with an adult vibe.
“Eh-hem…yes, and you too. We’ll be taking the train down to Manhattan.” said the man.
Train? thought Artemis. He can’t possibly mean the subway!
He meant the subway. Artemis had never ridden anything like it before and wished to never ride it again.
They arrived in Manhattan and took a taxi to the building. It was a swanky place just off of Times Square. Artemis liked swank. A doorman held the door for them, and they took the elevator up to the penthouse. When they opened the door Artemis was in for a shock . . .
November 29th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
*FCD* * FCJ* *FCC* OKAY IM DONE WITH THAT NOW. alrite , THIS IS SUCH A TOTALLY AWESOME STORY , I REALLY REALLY REALLLY REALLY LUV IT , AND IM NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I LIVE NEAR TIME SQUARE. I CAN’T WAIT TO READ MORE!!! WRITE MORE WRITE MNORE WRITE MORE! (chants for hourz)I can’t imagine artemis taking the subway ….way too…low …. for him.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
i was putting 4 stars i acciedently hit 5 , aw well that is good for u.
November 29th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
You live in New york,New york? IN AMERICA?!?!?!
WOW! anywho i love this story and can’t wait to see mor eof it I mean HE ISN’T WITH BUTLER AND HAS HIS OWN HOUSE!!!! COOL! But I mean what will he do with the money? I would by a bunny!
November 29th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
okay, that is pretty cool, but i think you need to write more to get me interested. XXXASHLEYXXX
November 29th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Yeah…didn’t you know that? ah well , yes, yeah! I loe it here you should make artemis go to……Queens!or I trhink he will LOVE LONG ISLAND…well anywho, with all that money…or six flags! umm… but artemis already has so much money he probably doesn’t think that the wad of cash is enough)
December 5th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Lol, I really like it. Yes, people are still reading this story. I’m always pleased when I come back from not reading FanFics in a long time and find that there are still good writers.
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December 5th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
I LOVED THAT YOU CONTINUED!M IT’S STILL AWESOMME BUT PLLLLZZZZZ WRITE MORE!
December 8th, 2007 at 11:07 am
fab story PUH-LEASE CONTINUE IT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 8th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
ha this is funny!!!! maybe Arty will loosen up!
December 8th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
TOTALLY AWESUM STORY! I WANT u to continue! plz??
December 9th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
please continue. Nice story.:)
December 20th, 2007 at 2:30 am
I LOVE it!!! Nothing could be better! 5 stars! Wohoo!
December 21st, 2007 at 12:22 am
ha ha ha this is funny. i wonder wat he will do with all that cash and with the wild partyu? oh well:P Update