Artemis Fowl meets Naruto characters
Written on October 6th, 2007 by HollyShortStory Details
- Category: General
- Author: HollyShort
- Word Count: 586
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Thank you to the authors of two fictions: Artemis Fowl goes to a rock concert and Artemis Fowl meets the Simpsons for giving me this inspiration. It will be “the same”, except Artemis meets Naruto characters. What will happen? You’ll find out soon enough. *evil laugh* MWUAHAHAHAH—*chokechoke*
Chapter One: Ninja Vs. Mastermind!
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were walking down a street when they saw a pale boy that looked like a vampire.
Naruto, happy for a chance to show off his ‘ninja skills’, ran up.
“Oi! Oi!” he said. “I am thy famous ninja Naruto Uzumaki! People call me–”
“The Knucklehead Ninja,” Sasuke inturrupted.
“Yes! The Knucklehead Ninja!” Naruto echoed. Then, realizing his mistake, he quickly turned around, screaming in Sasuke’s face and tried to punch Sasuke. Sasuke just dodged it without even barely moving his feet.
“Very hilarious,” Artemis said, sarcasm dripping from his voice.
Sakura stepped between the pair of angry boys and the ‘newcomer’, laughing a bit nervously.
“Don’t mind Naruto and Sasuke,” she said innocently. “They’re always like this. They never really get along, and they sort of hate each other. Anyways, the blonde overactive hyper kid is Naruto Uzumaki. The one Naruto tried to punch is Sasuke Uchiha. I’m Haruno Sakura.”
“I’m Artemis Fowl,” Artemis replied, looking curiously at the headbands. “Why are you all wearing identical headbands?”
“We’re ninjas, duh!” Naruto declared. “This is the noble Hidden Leaf Village. We all wear these. Well…except kids like Konohamaru…”
“Who’s Konohamaru?” Artemis asked.
Naruto’s mouth dropped. “You don’t know who Konohamaru is?!” he yelled. “He’s only the grandson of the Third Hokage!”
“Third…Hokage…?” Artemis asked. “What’s a Hokage? Okay you guys are definitely weird.”
“Where do you come from then?” asked Naruto. “Are you a spy from the Sound Village, here to help Orochimaru crush Konoha?”
“No,” Artemis anwsered snobbily. “I come from real life.”
Sakura, once again, laughed a bit nervously.
“Oh yeah?” Naruto asked. “I bet people from ‘real life’ can’t do this.” He did a handsign. “Shadow Clone Jutsu!”
Thousands of Narutos appeared. (Yes, that word tickles your tongue, doesn’t it?)
“And I bet people in ‘real life’ can’t do this, either,” Sasuke added, doing a series of handsigns quickly, muttering words, and then he screamed a few words that Artemis couldn’t understand. Fireballs came out of his mouth, singing Artemis’s new suit.
“Hey! Watch it!” Artemis yelled.
Sakura quickly shoved the boys off, hauling them far away.
Then Kakashi-sensei appeared.
“Hello newcomer,” he said innocently.
“OKAY YOU PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY WEIRD!” Artemis screamed running off.
“Huh?” Kakashi-sensei asked himself, scratching his freaky-like hairdo. “What’s up with him? Ah well.”
Okay peoples. You may now comment. You people probably won’t understand unless you watch Naruto cartoons. Anyway PLEASE RESPOND! 
October 6th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Okay…………………………………
October 6th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
erm… what?
October 7th, 2007 at 1:36 am
YAAAAAY!!!! I love Naruto!!:) LOL that’s sooooooo how Artemis would react!!
October 7th, 2007 at 2:35 am
My brother watches Naruto i hate it but this was goooooooooooood!
October 7th, 2007 at 2:40 am
whoohoo!!! Naruto!!!funny and sad mixed in the show!!! love the story and the SHOW!!!
October 7th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Oi Oi I am Ninja hear me yell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 7th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
U r the meany who copied my Trivia!! Shadow clones get heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr!
October 7th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Oops!! In America the names would be “Uzumaki Naruto” “Uchiha Sasuke” and “Haruno Sakura”, I forgot Sakura had to come before Haruno, sorry about that, just ignore it.
October 7th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
I do not know what you r taking about!
October 9th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
AHHH!!! MORE TYPOS!!!!!
In America the names would be “Naruto Uzumaki” “Sasuke Uchiha” and “Sakura Haruno”… But with videos on the computer they’re in Japanese so it’s like “Uzumaki Naruto” “Uchiha Sasuke” “Haruno Sakura”… PLEASE just ignore that!!
October 9th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
r u from Japan?
October 11th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
hollyrulz, I’m from the USA, but I watch Naruto videos on YouTube, they’re in Japanese with English subtitles, so now I’m used to saying “Haruno Sakura” “Uchiha Sasuke” “Uzumaki Naruto” “Hatake Kakashi”… In American they’re reverse though “Sakura Haruno” “Sasuke Uchiha” “Naruto Uzumaki” “Kakashi Hatake”… You get the point.
October 11th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Ah a fellow American ice to meet you! I am no longer allowed to watch you tube because there was to much swearing!
October 12th, 2007 at 2:51 am
Oh I watch the youtube Naruto to.Im already sooo ahead in the episode.and in my thoughts NARUTO DOES NOT DIE IN THE 4TH MOVIE
February 12th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Very awesome and original!!! Although my bothersome brother says its cheesy, but ignore him!!! It was totally cooooooool!!! Yeah naruto and Artemis Fowl series!!! They rule!!!(sorry, I just had ten pounds of sugar)
February 12th, 2008 at 2:57 am
WEIRD…. and a bit cheesy…okayyyy…O_o…………weird intro, middle, and end. I’m pretty sure Arty wouldn’t run off on someone he found weird but instead told Butler to take care of them. I do watch Naruto, except you better hope Shonen Jump doesn’t sue you…..
February 12th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Star Jinin, they have better things to do than sue kids who make Naruto fan-fictions mixed with Artemis Fowl.
Besides, Butler wasn’t with Artemis.