Big brother he thought and then twins.

4 hours later

“Butler” said Artemis who was now on a commercial airplane. “How have m-”
“Artemis” the man servant sighed “They have been sad over the years you were gone and thought it would help their suffering to have children. The twins looks so muck like you so it only added to their pain. For the twelfth time.” Artemis and Butler both smiled.

“Very well. Butler?”

“Yes Artemis”

“Why did we have fly commercial?”

“We had to fly on this plane because we didn’t tell your parents you were back, so it could be a surprise, I told your parents I wanted to visit them for a few weeks. This was all your idea. Am I correct?”

“Yes, Butler, you are correct” Artemis sighed “What do they look like?”
“Like they always have, Artemis, your fath-

“No, Butler not my parents, my brothers. What are their names? How do they look? Are they smart? Can they talk?

“To answer question one their names are Myles and Beckett Fowl, question number two like you, except without the two different eye colors and the paleness,of course.” Artemis blushed and Butler nudged him with his forearm”question three there are smart, but not genius like you, but still higher than there are supposed to, question four they can talk but they have a bit of a baby accent, you did, what can expect they are nearly four.”

“Yes, I suppose so.”

Just then the plane landed

“Butler, I have this weird feeling in my stomach and I don’t have to go to the bathroom”

“Maybe it’s butterflies” Butler replied

Artemis looked confused “I didn’t eat any butterflies.”

The huge manservant chuckled “No, Artemis, I means your nervous it happens often.”

“Yes, no, maybe.”

“You just have to get over it”

“Do you think my parents will notice I have two different eye colors?”

“We’ll never find out until we get to Fowl Manor”

Artemis and Butler took a bus downtown and then a taxi to Fowl Manor

Artemis stood behind Butler while the bodyguard knocked on the door.

‘I have more butterflies in my stomach now’ thought Artemis ‘now more than ever ‘

“Yes?”

Artemis Fowl senior opened the door

“Ah, Butler how are you feeling, you said you had something?”

Butler stepped aside and………