March 29, 2008

Dear Diary,

I have recently been overcome by a rush of hormones caused by what Butler calls puberty. It is an interesting thing that I wish to study further. But enough of that now. The reason I even mentioned the hormones was that I have recently asked Minerva on a date since this is our 6 month anniversery. I have requested that Butler drive my personal Lear Jet from O’Hare Airport to the landing strip on Minerva estate. I was planning on taking her to Bejjing to visit he favorite Chinese restaurant, Xin-Yang. While we were on the jet we had an contest. The contest was to see who could speak in Chinese for the entire trip from her house in Nice to Bejjing. Problem is I couldn’t keep up with her. I am very fluent in Chinese, but in saying within 2 second of Minerva was vary tiring. I soon had to give up, and when I had regained my sense in Englosh, I noticed that Butler was laughing from the pilot’s seat. With Minerva content we rode the last few minutes of the trip in silence.

Before either Minerva or I could exit the jet our bodyguard, Butler and Alexa had to check to see if the coast was clear. On there way out of the plane door thet accidentaly bumped heads and they both started laughing. Minerva and I look and each other and we I knew we both thought the same thing. Our bodyguards were in love. I know it sounds strange but it’s true. When the two were finally able to get out of the plane, we were led to our car of that day, a Lincoln Town Car. After 10 minues of hectic driving we finally reached Xin-Yang.

When we were seated we were brought all the traditional Chinese food. While Minerva was eating a dumpling, I just happened to glance up and notice how cute she looks when she is eating. With our bodyguards a table away I felt those horrid hormones overtake me. I can’t believe what I did. I leaned over the table and kissed her. Her and I were both so shocked. When I looked down and noticed that there was a moving read dot on the table. I looked at Minerva and I knew right then what was happening. I was being tracked, by non other than Jon Spiro and his goon Arno Blunt. Before I could yell for Butler he was right there along with Alexa and pulled Minerva and I away and to the car. When I looked out the back window of the Town Car, I saw a black limo pulling out of the parking lot at Xin-Yang. I told Butler to lose them in the side streets. After about 20 minutes of driving on and off narrow alleys. We had lost them, for now. Butler hurried us to the airport and when we were safely on the plane we relaxed a bit. After we had dropped Minerva off at her house in Nice, we safely reached Fowl Manor. I now believe that Jon Spiro has escaped from prison and is after me to one again gain control of the now non exsistent C Cube. I hope we will be ready for the next attack when it arrives.

Artemis Fowl II

Some other stories by Opal Koboi Twin:

• I Finished Fight Between Holly and Minerva (Over Artemis) DUH!!!!!!
• Fight Between Holly and Minerva (Over Artemis) DUH!!!!!!
• Love Letter Between Artemis and Minerva