Aphrodite

Written on September 6th, 2007 by Vinyaya

Story Details

After reviving an embarrased Artemis Affy was still extremly excited. ” Oh Frond I have soooo much to ask you!”

” Emm ok -”

” Do you secretly like Trouble Kelp???”

” No I-”

” Do you secretly like Foaly???”

” NO I-”

” Do you secretly like Butler???”

” No! Wait, what the hell ! How dare you! That’s gross!”

” Ok sorry, do you secretly like Chix???”

” NO!!!!”

” Ok then, I know who you secretly like! Or should I say LOVE!”

” Who?”

” Don’t answer that question.” Artemis had recovered sufficiently to speek now.

” But it is soooo obvious!”

” Come on just tell me! Who do I secretly love then?”

” You love-”

” IthinkyoushouldgoandgetsomethingtodrinkAphrodite,youlookreallypale!” said Artemis in a rush.

” But-”

” NOW!!!!!!!!!”

” Ok…”

 Holly sighed.

” Hey wait! Does anyone else know I exist in this house?”

” Only Nyx.”

” Ok then. We need to talk later though.”

” Ok and by the way, Artemis? Do you love Minerva or Juliet?”

” I love…”

To be continued.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Immediatley.

” Neither!!!!!”

” Oh good Minerva is such a mary-sue.”

” A what?”

” And Juliet is like your sister. But she is much nicer than in the books…”

Artemis were still staring as Aphrodite walked down the hall and down the stairs, humming.

” Artemis do you really not love Minerva?”

” Holly I have no interest in her at all.”

” Who do you have interest in then?”

” I think we should go for a walk tonight. See you later.”

Holly stared at him as he walked down the hall after Affy.

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158 Reviews for “Aphrodite”

  1. Minerva Paradizo Says:

    This is good!

  2. happyhypnosis Says:

    your so good at writing!

  3. Jade Malice Says:

    I like the Greek godess additions. (aphradite is supposed to be drop dead gorgeous! Hara is supposed to be an evil little fart, lol according to hercules!)

  4. luv-artygirl Says:

    yeah when arty tells them his name….well I’ll wait and find out!lol;)

  5. Unappreciated genius Says:

    oo i love greeek mythology, Aphrodite - goddes of beaty, Hera .. Zues’s ‘wife’ ig you can call it that.. ahaha read up on it people- its not at all like hercules!

  6. lil.arty Says:

    yay a greek mythology story!!!

  7. Vinyaya Says:

    yup lol btw although i am aphrodite it is not based fully on me. i am pale and not tanned and i am not very tall but at least i am not fat lol. in this our greek mythology names will all be explained and yes the characters are based on my freinds lol. and hera in this although very superficial is not evil lol. !!!!! thanx 4 reviewing lol!

  8. Vinyaya Says:

    ok chappie three added tell me if u want me to add more lol

  9. veelagirl Says:

    more more more!

  10. elfreda Says:

    thats soo good u gotta finish it!(hey no one did *first comment dance!*)

  11. 1crazyhollyfan Says:

    oh man i lurved the virgin part! that was hilarious! please write more!

  12. Vinyaya Says:

    yay u liked it i will write more now!

  13. lil.arty Says:

    lol i luv the walk in wardrob part “A black Armani suit or a black Armani suit”

  14. luv-artygirl Says:

    more more more MORE pls.:)

  15. luv-artygirl Says:

    I love greek myths toooooo!!!!!!!!I’ve been looking online for a good GREEK MYTHS books….add more pls

  16. Vinyaya Says:

    ok part 4 done now i will add more later

  17. 1crazyhollyfan Says:

    hi! i still love it! hurry up and write part 5 and beyond!

  18. Vinyaya Says:

    but i might write a bit more quickly if someone else reviewed (hint hint)..

  19. Vinyaya Says:

    there. chappie 5 and 6 added lol

  20. Vinyaya Says:

    but still no-one reviews. hmph.

  21. Holly Says:

    I like it. I wonder why they would be excited to see Artemis Fowl. You know the one that says “Arty’s Diary”? You said that chapter seven was up. There are only six chapters. I still like it.

  22. Vinyaya Says:

    no i didn’t say chappie seven that was someone else telling me that their chappie seven was up. and you will find out why affy and nyx were excited to find it was arty soon (hint: they read the arty fowl books back in their dimension)lol

  23. Vinyaya Says:

    ok i am gonna write the next aprt now even though no-one will read it

  24. Holly Says:

    Oh. Don’t think that no one will read your next chapter. If no one does, than I am wrong, but I will read it. So don’t think about the wrong way.

  25. arty_and_holly_4ever Says:

    god this is really funny lol, “rolling on ground”

  26. Vinyaya Says:

    thanx ok i take it back lol

  27. lil.arty Says:

    Lovely lovely lovely

  28. Vinyaya Says:

    ok lol

  29. Vinyaya Says:

    there chappie 8 up lol what u thinkin?

  30. luv-artygirl Says:

    I think…I think that

  31. luv-artygirl Says:

    its cool so far..even if I’m an A/M shipper.dont say anything about the fact that I’m an A/M fan.and dont secretly hate me please.

  32. Vinyaya Says:

    i don’t hate u don’t worry lol

  33. luv-artygirl Says:

    thx that put my mind at ease

  34. Holly Says:

    One question. When are you going to write chapter 10? Another question, are Affy and Nyx obsessed with Artemis Fowl? I mean That part was really wierd. In a good way.

  35. MMK Says:

    I have to admit that my first thought glancing at this story was ‘wow, this is stupid’. And I still think it’s sort of stupid. But now I mean it in a good way- hard to explain. Everyone is completely OOC and there’s only the barest thread of a plot, but it’s a really cute story and pretty funny. It moves quickly, and is easy to read. And it kept me reading for nine chapters, which is impressive.

    Anyway, the point is, I like it. :)

  36. Vinyaya Says:

    um thanx i guess?
    btw u say everyone is out of character but me and my freinds are actually like that.lol.

  37. Vinyaya Says:

    and there will be a chapter ten just be patient

  38. elfreda Says:

    k gues u missed me…..*sob* i was bout to talk to someone over da internet for once in my life.

  39. Holly Says:

    I really am patient most of the time, but when things get exciting and really good(like your story for example), I can be impatient. I’ll try to wait though. You still have not answered my first question. Are Affy and Nyx obsessed with Artemis? I mean the way they act, its just like they are obsessed with him. It is still really good though.

  40. Vinyaya Says:

    i did answer! it is just up the page and by now u should know that nyx and affy came from this world and got sucked inot arty-fowl land accidently. they are obsessed cos they are fan girls like you and me!

  41. Holly Says:

    Oh, sorry about that.

  42. Holly Short 99999999 Says:

    Hey. Read my story. It’s called “Artemis Fowl Goes to Hogwarts”. I might write more today if I get at least two reviews.

  43. lil.arty Says:

    lol “he does smell good” lol thats good ♣♣♣

  44. luv-artygirl Says:

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay another chappy

  45. 1crazyhollyfan Says:

    omg i rotfl!!!! i still love it. affy and nyx are exactly like me and my best friend!!!!!

  46. lil.arty Says:

    ◘♥♣ditto to wat 1crazyhollyfan said. lol.♣♥◘

  47. 1crazyhollyfan Says:

    please hurry up!!! its been… *consults calender* three days and you still havent added anything!!! grrrr

  48. Jelly Says:

    moooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee nooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww pppppppppppppplllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzz
    sob sob sob (place sad smiley face here!)

  49. elfreda Says:

    KEEP ADDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Vinyaya Says:

    ok lol i thought u had all given up on me!!!! xx thanx!

  51. Jelly Says:

    more more more!!!!!

  52. 1crazyhollyfan Says:

    give up on one of the best fanfic writers here?? never!

  53. Vinyaya Says:

    thanku crazy! btw who is jelly? boy? girl? anyone know? and when did she get here???

  54. Jelly Says:

    Hello Vinyaya my daddy told me not to give anyone any information so i cannot tell you my gender if you want to criticize me fine but you even if you think my writing is stupid or what ever i still worship your stories keep writing!!!

  55. Vinyaya Says:

    I don’t think you are stupid don’t worry. Thanks for all the positive reviews! And nice to meet you, I normally welcome people! :)

  56. Jelly Says:

    Thank you Plz keep writing this is a good story!!!!!

  57. Vinyaya Says:

    I am just about to type the first sentence of the next chapter. Shall I tell you what it is? Nah. I’ll let the suspense build… lol :)

  58. Jelly Says:

    type more or the world will blow up! Mohahahahahahaha *choke* *choke* Well you get the point.

  59. Jelly Says:

    Where is the 12th chapter!!!

  60. Vinyaya Says:

    it should be there… oh wait! shoot i forgot to press publish! brb

  61. Jelly Says:

    This chapter is a little short….

  62. Jelly Says:

    more M O R E ! N O W

  63. lil.arty Says:

    ohhh i can’t wait!it’s just so good!!!! (jumps around the room watiting)

  64. Vinyaya Says:

    arrg what is wrong with it it wont add what i type!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrr… i will try once more…

  65. MMK Says:

    Well, I see it, so it must have worked. :)

    I liked this new chapter, but it’s a bit short. And I was hoping Minerva would be a positive, nonromantic character for once (wishful thinking, I know). Anyway, good chapter, keep it up. :D

  66. Vinyaya Says:

    she will later lol i am not nearly done with this! and hestia and juliet and hera are going to get more important
    !

  67. Vinyaya Says:

    so girls what do we think about the graphic novel? is it fabulous or is it fabulous!!!!

  68. Jelly Says:

    I dunno I haven’t seen it yet

  69. Jelly Says:

    I love this chapter because it is actual factual
    Also I hate Minerva!!! SHE MUST BE SQUASHED LIKE THE EVIL FART SHE IS!!!
    p.s.for Vinyaya only: on the week on the farm story you told me to add action. What kind of action would you like to see?

  70. 1crazyhollyfan Says:

    its pretty darn obvious that you dont like minerva. lol, good job on latest chappie! (and thank for calling me “experienced” and “favorite writer.”)

  71. Holly Short 99999999 Says:

    I agree with Jelly. Hey, Jelly, how did you come up with that name?

  72. lil.arty Says:

    WHOO HOO GRAPHIC NOVEL!!!!!…dont mind mind me just a bit crazy =)

  73. Vinyaya Says:

    it amaze is it not? lol :) 5the graphic novel not this lol

  74. Jelly Says:

    i WENT TO GIRL SCOUT CAMP AND MY FAVORITE COUNSELOR THEIR HAD CHOSEN THE NAME JELLY

  75. lil.arty Says:

    ewwwwwww goose fat

  76. Holly Short 99999999 Says:

    I agree with lil.arty. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Goose fat! I think Minerva would hate that. But I know that Affy and Nyx hate her too so I am okay with that.

  77. Vinyaya Says:

    yay lol kill minerva with goose fat!!!

  78. Jelly Says:

    Are you going to kill her with Willy Wonka’s Golden goose’s goes fat or regular goose fat?

  79. Vinyaya Says:

    erm huh?

  80. El stupido Says:

    she means is it going to be goose fat from normal geese or Willy Wonka’s golden gooses goose fat!?!?!?

  81. Vinyaya Says:

    eh i have no idea… normal goose fat will sufice i think… and i don’t think she will actually drink it let alone die …

  82. Vinyaya Says:

    ok chapter 13 up! wot r ur thoughts?

  83. Jelly Says:

    Good chapter but they should be pretend sleeping then when Artemis leaves they can stuff Willy Wonka’s Golden Gosses gosses fat in her mouth!!

  84. lil.arty Says:

    once again…..
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww goose fat!!!!!

  85. Jelly Says:

    I wonder where they will get it?
    Hey they could get it from real peoples goosebumps then when Minervia finds out what it is she will toss her cookies even more!!

  86. Vinyaya Says:

    omg would you let me write the story without guessing what i am gonna do lol!

  87. Lilly Frond Says:

    oh eh sorry then no more guessing fom me I just think that the goosebumps would be awesome. ;) lol!

  88. HOLLYRULZ!! Says:

    What is so funny r u going to update and acctually use the goosbump idea?!?!? ;)

  89. Vinyaya Says:

    NO LOL!

  90. Jelly Says:

    GOOD! that would make a few weak people barf and it would be painful to those people who got rid of their goosebumps!

  91. Vinyaya Says:

    goose fat doesn’t ome from goosebups anyway…

  92. lil.arty Says:

    ok i dont know were the goose fat even begain buttttt it is reallyyyyyyyyyy ….random

  93. Jelly Says:

    Random is what I LIVE for!! besides how would you know what goosebumps contain?!?!? have you actually tested it? ;)

  94. Vinyaya Says:

    i am going to write the chapter now.

  95. Vinyaya Says:

    does anyone actually want me to do the goosebumps idea?…

  96. HS9 Says:

    One word for you:NO! I do not have a weak stomach or anything, but I am concerned about people who do. I do want to scare my sister though. I wuold not do it.

  97. Vinyaya Says:

    ok lol i will go ahead and not do it. i didn’t really like that idea anyway…

  98. Jelly Says:

    YAY another chapter! LOL I really didn’t think you would even CONSIDER doing the goosebump idea!!

  99. Vinyaya Says:

    well i can’t type the chapter untill wednesday because i am staying with my gran and although her computer works i can’t acces youtube livevideo or the story panel here on it. sorry! the new chappie will be up by wednesday morning in scotland e.g the middle of the night in america lol

  100. Jelly Says:

    You live in Scotland!?!? that is to cool!

  101. Vinyaya Says:

    ok now this is getting EXTREMELY of the point lol can we stick to reviewing the story please?

  102. lil.arty Says:

    bak to reviewing……………..eek i can’t wait for the next part :)

  103. 1crazyhollyfan Says:

    Just read chappie 13! That was good.

  104. elfreda Says:

    UPDATE SOONEEEEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  105. elfreda Says:

    2 mmk plz go imedialey 2 this post:HELP ME! SOMEONE HAS DELETED ALL MY STORIES!!HELP ME MMK!!!

  106. Jelly Says:

    grrrr I am very jelous of you Vinyaya You have 105 comments when the most I have is 63! dang I am contributing! :( * waaaaaaaaa* sob sob sob (puts head on keyboard and cries even more) gtybvhrft5555555555555cmkjihynubggbhhtyvgvftbfdcrrcdv,jh sorry. my head spelled that other stuff. HET IT ISN”T UNDERLINED!

  107. Vinyaya Says:

    …?

  108. Jelly Says:

    :) :( ;) I m a happy hippy house!

  109. lil.arty Says:

    whooo random person! GO HIPPYSSSS!!!….plzzzzzzzzzz addddddd moreeeeeeee

  110. Jelly Says:

    YAY! GO HIPPYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  111. Jelly Says:

    did you know that subject rhymes with reject? Just like my brother he is a social reject!

  112. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    U HAVE TO UPDATE , I LOVE UR WRITING! SERIOSLY ITS GREAT , I REALLY WISH U’DE CONTINUE.

  113. Vinyaya Says:

    i know i know but i am really busy and i have prelims!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh *goes back to revising* eeep!

  114. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    prelims?

  115. Vinyaya Says:

    exam in scotland lol!!!!

  116. Jelly Says:

    is it like the wdyka (What do you know already)
    test? or is it like an IQ test?

  117. Vinyaya Says:

    neither it is like an extremly important test which can decide what collage you go to and what your job will be like!!!!!! and there is one for each of you subjects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhh *falls of chair in terror* eeppppp!

  118. Jelly Says:

    WHAT?!?!?!? that sounds like an EVIL test! I don’t want to go to middle school or high school anymore! Of course there is the matter of getting your drivers license….

  119. Jelly Says:

    is it the aptitude test?

  120. lil.arty Says:

    EEK! I Dont wanna go to highskwl next year anymore lol

  121. Jelly Says:

    WOW your 14 years old! to think I talk to you guys as if you were 9 too!

  122. lil.arty Says:

    hee hee im 12

  123. Vinyaya Says:

    i am an old fogey lol compared to you jelly lol… bow down to me oh young one!!! for i have a great 5 years more knowlegde than you!!!! jk lol

  124. Jelly Says:

    lil arty did you skip some grades? I only skipped one that was 4th.

    Vinyaya: lol guess what! If I don’t die in a car accident or something I WILL live longer than you!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA and just for your information I turn ten on November 12!

  125. guess-who_i_am Says:

    Im only 12.I haven’t skipped grades but jus t because I don’t want to.I am smart(really really)
    Anyway,age and grade isn’t important.We’re here for a reason.TO WRITE ARTEMIS RELATED STORIES!!!and review so that the author knows you appreciate them.
    GOOD LUCK!and I still love your story,Vinyaya!

  126. lil.arty Says:

    jELLY:
    I DIDN’T skip a grade or atleast not that i can remeber

  127. Vinyaya Says:

    you can’t skip years at school in britain, but yoiu can be held back lol

  128. Jelly Says:

    REALLY! there was a kid I read about and he got in college at age twelve!!! :P :p
    Vinyaya: good update :D keep going! :)

  129. lil.arty Says:

    yay an update! plzzzzzz do another update! i beg of u once again!

  130. Vinyaya Says:

    ok so this next update is the last one so i hope it is worthwhile and you enjoy it!

  131. Vinyaya Says:

    btw Happy 10th birthday Jelly!!!!!!!! sorry i forgot to say that yesterday!!!! :)

  132. Jelly Says:

    Thank u!! BOO HOO!! :( don’t LEAVE!!!!!! write more stories PLEASE!!!!!!

  133. lil.arty Says:

    ohhh happy birthday jelly!

  134. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    happy birthday Jelly…..sorry , I didn’y know before! and so wait YOU GUYS LIVE IN SCOTTLAND? COOOL! so the prelims are like the S.A.T’S OR STATE TESTS right? I agree they are EVIL :evil: Oh yah and if you wanted to skip grades here theysent you to the gifted program , great story Vinyayay

  135. Jelly Says:

    who r u talking about living in Scotland? I noe Vinyaya does I live in Australia and so does Kgerrad Arty_and_holly_4ever lives in the us in Wisconsin. And soooooooo many more people live in the U.S. I just don’t know who. Today in social studies we learned about America and went on to the computer to see what your culture was and I saw you guys were having thanksgiving (WHAT IS THAT?!??!) So Happy Thanksgiving. (plz explain what that is all about! there was a thing that said what it was below but we had to leave the lab before I could read it.)
    :evil: Jelly

  136. Jelly Says:

    I went onto the computer and found out.
    HAPPY THANKSGIVING! AMERICANOES!!

  137. carino Says:

    Haha, Vinyaya, you never fail to make me laugh. I love you story, even though I am totally not an A/H shipper. Very well done ;)

  138. Kgerred Says:

    Jelly told me Vinyaya left FanFiction. Is that true?

  139. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    OMG!! Y ou neva heard of tahnx givin’ it’s like the best , thanx giving holiday’s and everything! I like it cuz there is a 4 day weeekend! otherwise i don’t celebrate it….. but anyway , I learned about Europe and am learning about Africa ( IN S.S ) , and wacth out Jelly Australia is next!! ( HOPEFULLY )

  140. HOLLYRULZ! Says:

    I take it you live in the US?

  141. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    yup! And in the famous city! NEW YORK CITY!

  142. ARTY'SELFFRIEND Says:

    Awwwwwwwwww this is the 1st time i read this and it is good!!! Im such a loser! :sobs: but ya me is a A/H shippah! oh yeah! that was really funny!!

  143. Jelly Says:

    To Vinyaya: This is my Favorite story EVER!!!

  144. 017350 Says:

    I live in the US. In east Tennessee. I can’t believe that you’ve never heard of Thanksgiving. THATS CRAZY!!! :lol:

  145. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    I KNOW , but then when u think about it , thanx giving is celebrated for when the pilgrams met the native americans , is AMERICA , so , obvoiusly it won’t be celebrated anywhere else..( usually)

  146. Vinyaya Says:

    Yeah so I know i sed i was fiished with this. I toally lied!!!! I am gonna write a sequal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  147. Jelly Says:

    YAY!!

  148. lil.arty Says:

    oh goody a sequal :P

  149. elfreda Says:

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  150. Jelly Says:

    I nominate this story for Editors choice! even tho it isn’t up 2 me I think Vinyaya deserves it! :o *clapping people in background*

  151. lil.arty Says:

    i agree…*whistles and cheerin in backround*

  152. Star Jinin Says:

    Okay, looking back to this story after all this time, it strikes me odd on why Affy couldn’t have simply used Artemis’s cell phone…surely he has one…

  153. lil.arty Says:

    maybe he had no conection line

  154. shanette Says:

    WOW, the story was nice! I loved it! xD
    Not fair.. sobs I think I’m the only Asian here :(
    Singapore is a VERY warm place Dx
    SCOTLAND!!! I AM DYING TO GO THERE!!

  155. Minerva Paradizo Says:

    Hmm…. I’m not so sure I like it so much anymore… But keep updating.

  156. Jelly Says:

    Minervia, there’s a sequal… ;)

  157. Ine Ven Says:

    In chapter 10 I have faund someting wath I didn’t anderstend

    ” Nyx wake up they are killing rabbit!”
    Nyx was up and out of bed like a dart without pause to ask where said kidnappers (killers) were. A minute later She stormed back into the room.

  158. Miasaki Says:

    Say, I like this story. I’m not a shipper though. Hah! Artymon, you have not commented on this story yet!!!

    Also, why are all the comments, like, 4 months old?

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