An Artemis Fowl Christmas
Written on December 11th, 2007 by Star JininStory Details
- Category: General and Editor's Choice
- Author: Star Jinin
- Word Count: 11342
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(22 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)
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This is my contest story. I am giving everybody a sneak preview so I can make changes, so please give feedback. This is also my first story, so please be nice. Praises are appreciated, but I really need criticisms the most. Happy Reading!!! 
Chapter 1: Fiction or Reality?
(this takes place after the Lost Colony)
For most people, Christmas was a time of cheer, presents, and family and Angeline Fowl was no exception. Mrs. Fowl could be seen spending hours making phone calls to various décor companies and Juliet was about to receive her fifteenth Kevlar suit from Butler (“You can’t ever be sure you’re truly safe from potential gunmen”). Myles and Beckett were in the Daughters of Mercy nursery and well taken care of.
Flashing lights adorned every nook and cranny of Fowl Manor. Singing elf ornaments were specially hammered to Artemis’s door, much to his displeasure, and the fact that they looked like Commander Root (only without the red complexion) didn’t help either.
Great. Just when he needed to concentrate on the task on hand, Juliet thinks it’s funny to attach those abominations to his study. Artemis shook off the dreadfully sung noel and proceeded with his fairy hacking.
Butler just interrupted Artemis to bring him a few sandwiches. When he glanced at the screen, he snorted.
“Artemis, do you realize they don’t exist?” Butler snickered. Artemis rolled his eyes.
“Yes… well, Butler. Humans thought fairies didn’t exist either, and look at all the gold that turned out just from one measly trip to Ho Chi Minh and a night of plotting. It’s worth a shot.” Artemis proceeded wearing out his fingers on the gel keyboard.
Butler stole a few furtive glimpses and strolled quickly out the door, fully aware that his young principal was in an irritated mood. Artemis ended the facade as soon as the room was void of all presences.
Artemis felt the tug of guilt again. He removed the book cover of a Webster dictionary and pulled out a picture of Holly, fresh and content from her daily Recon duties. He sighed. Sorry, Holly. I know you would never approve of my planned actions, but…
Artemis Fowl shook off the feeling and was himself again. He was a criminal mastermind, not some priest that should be concerned about what others thought of him and did what was “right”. His head turned to the uploaded files from Haven’s online confidential library. Hmmm… Interesting. These files should prove useful later.
What exactly was Artemis Fowl the Second seeking? Not gold this time, no, but to unearth another great mystery that had troubled mankind for centuries: the secret of San D. Klauss and the “Christmas elves”. He was fully prepared to face a calamity like the last time he had tried to exploit an unknown species. He could remember his mother reading those absurd stories to him when he was three, although by that time, he was already smart enough to know it was physically impossible for large, four-legged mammals to levitate and unfeasible for a fat man to fit all of the worlds children’s toys in one sleigh as well as delivering them in one night, flying.
The problem was that the Book did not provide much information about San. How troublesome. The LEP had quadrupled their security defenses since the last time Artemis took a hacking jaunt in their files and by the time Artemis went through the firewall, Christmas would be long gone by. No. He’d have to make do with his current sources. Luckilly, the library was open for the public, and Foaly was more concerned about his own LEP files and not some library’s. Artemis’s second stop was eBay. Artemis disliked eBay. Where else could scammers lurk and defective, used products be found? However, this run was necessary. He browsed around the site for an hour until-
“Perfect.” Artemis leaked out his evil grin.
Now that Artemis had uncovered the existence of fairies, however, he began to see them on another scale. He even spent a month nonstop on investigating alien sightings two weeks after the Fowl Manor siege.
Seeing that the last time Artemis attempted to kidnap Holly it worked quite well, he didn’t see the reason not to do something similar again, only with a different target. Artemis called Butler to fetch some hardware and the hunt began.
The presents were laid out on Christmas Eve with a pretty Christmas skirt underneath. Twenty stolen LEP cameras (courtesy of Mulch Diggums) with ion trails were aimed at the chimney and tree. Not even Mulch could disable all the LEP cameras and sneak off without being detected (okay, maybe yes with jaws like his and disregard for the fairy commandments combined with Mrs. Fowl’s highly chewable carpet).
Artemis knew that Father Christmas would come. He knew the Christmas legend of course, and now if San D. Klauss was real, so were the stories that had connected them. Artemis had been a criminal mastermind for as long as he could remember, but after his involvement in the B’wa Kell revolution, Opal Koboi’s second takeover attempt, and the Hybras thing, old Klauss was sure to pay him a visit. Artemis didn’t have to wait too long. He had personally monitored the security system and made a few adjustments so the LEP equipment would adapt to his computer. Although Artemis didn’t know it (surprisingly), his latest changes to his PC had also weakened his security. Some files were weakened intentionally and unintentionally. Foaly and the LEP had gotten wind that Artemis Fowl the Second was about to plan something big.
December 11th, 2007 at 2:44 am
I’m already on the third chapter, so if I can get at least 20 requests to post the second chapter, I will do so. The second is mainly about when the LEP (and Fowl) takes action.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:50 am
i really liked it! post the next chapter!
December 11th, 2007 at 5:31 am
Interesting. It seems to me that Artemis is a bit OOC for a post TLC story- he’s grown more moral since the demon incident. And the plot seems rather… unlikely, to say the least.
That aside, it looks like it’ll be good and when/if ever you post the rest I’ll be sure to read.
December 11th, 2007 at 5:38 am
What’s OCC? And also, to say the truth, exploiting Klauss wasn’t his true objective. That’s a secret. There is no way Artemis would devote his time in Santa Claus. San’s decendents had certain powere, and I forgot to mention that. He is “probably” going to try to exploit them. There is more deeper meaning than just extended knowledge of the fairy race.
December 11th, 2007 at 5:41 am
Oh, and he’s supposed to be more morale after the Opal Deception.
December 11th, 2007 at 8:33 am
[…] An Artemis Fowl ChristmasBy Star JininHe removed the book cover of a Webster dictionary and pulled out a picture of Holly, fresh and content from her daily Recon duties. He sighed. Sorry, Holly. I know you would never approve of my planned actions, but… Artemis Fowl shook …Artemis Fowl FanFiction - http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction […]
December 11th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
OOC stands for out of character: meaning that Artemis seemed to be acting unlike himself. But given what you’ve said above, I suppose I’ll have to take back what I said and reserve judgement until I read more (which, by the way, is why I haven’t rated- I like to rate after reading a few chapters and getting a feel for the story).
December 11th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
I like it! very creative and to say the least a very good story taking in consideration that this is your first!
December 11th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
I suppose, seeing from the lack of comments, I should wait longer, but judging from the ratings, I will load up the second chapter. It’s filled with more action. Expect it after I finish my homework
December 11th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
It is not lack of comments because I think ppl in America r sleeping.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/fanfiction/help/how-to-write-a-story
Try going there to figure out how to add new chapters.
What I do is just post my next chapter in the same box, then I go an place my cursor in between the two chapters and hit the chapter button.
Hope that helps!
Oh, and I added on your other chapter for you.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
OHH I’m hooked I have a guess as to whats going on so please add chapter 3 so I can see if I’m right. I love the way you have expanded on the use of Artemis’ magic that he stole in The lost Colony, great idea.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
yes die sool
December 12th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Thanks, BlackOpal! Sorry guys, chapter 3 is taking me a little too long, but it introduces more charachters and lays on the foundation for the approaching climax. It will probably be the best one so far
December 12th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
Oh, I really like this story now! It has a good plot, and you’re a talented writer. I’ll be watching for updates.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
i am sorry I didn’t comment earlier but I read this as soon as I got on and LOVED IT!!!!! I can’t WAIT for more!
December 13th, 2007 at 12:14 am
Sorry, there was a repitition of the second chapter. It’s fixed now. Also, for you Mulch lovers out there, don’t worry. He’s going to be in it, just later.
December 13th, 2007 at 4:11 am
loved it!
December 16th, 2007 at 7:05 am
I have noticed lately that the ratings have dropped. I am not concerned for the popularity of this fanfic,but concerned on why. So far, mahi101 AF Fan remains the only one to even comment on this fanfic. If anyone could spare a few seconds to give feedback, it would be greatly appreciated.
December 16th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Star, You need to relax. lots of people are reading your story. sometimes though it just isn’t really necessary to comment if things haven’t changed. you story has gone through a few changes. People have commented. also this is your first story. First stories don’t always get a lot of comments. idk y that happens but it does. It happened to V,Kgerrad,me, HS9, and SOOO many other ppl I can’t think of right now. also it IS pretty much Christmas time so I am guessing ppl r either spending time with family or working on their own stories.
December 16th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Jelly’s right. There’s lots of new stories, and not lots of time for most people to read them. Not to mention that there aren’t THAT many people who visit the archive in the first place, though it is growing. Be patient. I know it’s nice to get instant feedback when you update, but it rarely happens.
I just read chapters 3 and 4. They’re good, but not as… polished, I think is the word, as the first two. I think you may be rushing to update, and it shows. There’s nothing specific I can point out, but sometimes the phrasing or dialogue is rather awkward.
December 16th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
hmm.. Well , Ya know wut happens somtimes is that you have a great idea and when you ut it diown od papaer youn dont get everythingin so its not as good , so always take your time , but ofcourse , I liked the update!
December 17th, 2007 at 4:00 am
Ohh… yeah…sometimes, I get embarrassed and awkward at what I wrote and refuse to even look at it. Thanks guys! I guess I was getting a little worried about the deadline. I’ll polish it up after everything’s in place, and remember, I am still needing comment contributations (yeah, I’m really insecure)
December 17th, 2007 at 4:08 am
Okay, and I have a faint idea what’s so awkward, but could everyone voice it so I can be sure? Please just tell me what places need a remake.
The changes may or may not be made until I am finished and have time.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
Okely Dokely
December 18th, 2007 at 3:05 am
Please someone point out the awkward parts? I can’t see them myself, and as they say, the spectator sees the chess board better than the players. I’m blind as a bat when it comes to my own mistakes
December 18th, 2007 at 3:58 am
idk wut they r tking bout. i don’t c ne mistakes.
December 22nd, 2007 at 11:05 am
[…] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerptHumans thought fairies didn’t exist either, and look at all the gold that turned out just from one measly trip to Ho Chi Minh and a night of plotting. It’s worth a shot.” Artemis proceeded wearing out his fingers on the gel keyboard. … […]
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Ummm… I don’t get what you’re saying Jelly.ARGGHHH!! NOOOO!!! THERE’S ONLY ONE DAY LEFT!?!? ARGHHH!!! *slaps keyboard*
January 1st, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Congratulations! I just heard about you winning the story!
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:46 am
That is so wonderful! You really deserved the Christmas story prize. Definately a five out of five!
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:25 am
I loved how you quated from the first book. The conversation held between foaly and Atemis while broadcasting on revolving freqencies was exactly the same as the one you put in this story. If any of you care to checks this it can be found in chpt.9 ace in the hole Pg.241. And Know i’m not looking at the book or anything that has it recorded.I’m a freak i know but i find certain things worth retaining. I swear on Commander Roots Grave. By the way congrats on winning.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:30 am
sorry i spelled quoated wrong spelling is not one of the things i find worth retaining.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:33 am
ok so my retentchen was a little off but most of it is what was said in that conversation i mentchend earleir but yah really good fic
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Great, post the next chapter!
Also, Artemis doesn’t use PCs, he uses powerbooks, macbooks, and imacs (apple computers). Great job!
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I liked your story, but I have a question. After Butler defeats LEPRetrieval one, how does Trouble flt through the window? Butler knocked him out didn’t he?
January 4th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Yeah well, Trouble’s tough and Holly must have been some added motivation. I will post the whole thing now (I am so insecure about plagerism)
P.S. I love Trouble!!!
January 4th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I couldn’t even tell this is your first story. I loved it!
January 14th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
I said I didn’t see any mistakes in your writing. no awkward parts or anything! I read this story before and enjoyed it very much! I think about 3/5 would be just! because that is like a really high percentage, because I guess there were some quirky parts but overall as a story it was pretty good!
I hope you right more!
January 26th, 2008 at 1:07 am
Nope. AAFC is finished. I’m currently working on Blood lily, though. If you’d like to read it.
March 9th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Man, this stori’s awsum!!! I still don’t kno why Atry went bad again though
I mean it’s cool and stuff, but I don’t kno why Artemis is tryin 2 kidnap San D. Klauss
Sorry Im talkin 2 much, but one last thing.
I saw in chapter 5 why Artenis is OOC. ok, that should be it. I’m not tryin 2 critisize u, I just didn’t understand some parts.
March 9th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Um…Artemis’s motives are clearly stated in the last chapter. And he performed the kidnapping because he needed a big enough time stop that not even the LEP can give him.
No offense, but wow. You sure are like Foaly. You posted 7 comments in a row!
March 12th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I have only read two chapters so far but the story is excellent. You have the prose of the original writer of the series and I am going to enjoy the rest of the story.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I finished reading the whole story and I have to say it was well done. The first couple of chapters really set the plot for the last chapter. It appears you knew what the ending was going to be before you started the first chapter. Nice ending.
I really enjoyed the story. Keep writing.
April 29th, 2008 at 1:58 am
lol nice story even though i didnt finish, i recommended the book artemis fowl to this guy in my class cuz we’re doing a book report .i just started the series and im almost done! hope you write more stories cause im probably gonna enjoy your story by the sound of these comments.
-your cousin DT, from Canada
(figure it out your smart “star jinin”)
May 1st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! DIANNY!!!!!!! *SCREAMS LOUDER*