Absoloute RUBBISH!
Written on December 8th, 2007 by Unappreciated geniusStory Details
- Category: General and Crossovers and Other and Angst and What If?
- Author: Unappreciated genius
- Word Count: 830
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Chapter 2!
I want to say congratulations to JELLY! You got it! Our mystery character is Peter Pan- but if you haven’t ever heard of peter pan, Don’t worry, I will be making it so you can still understand what’s going on.
The boy seemed to be wrestling with something. But no matter how hard Artemis strained his eyes, he could not see what it was. Then, the boy emerged looking triumphant.
” Got ‘im!” He said smugly.
” got whom exactly?” Said Artemis, annoyance showing on his face.
“Oh, me- well, that is to say, Peter…. Or my shadow at least.” Said the boy.
Artemis put on a facial expression that clearly said ‘you-have-got-to-be-joking.’
“You wouldn’t mean, Peter- as in Peter Pan?”
“ah! You have heard of me! I just came back here to see if your large friend still told you stories about me. Apparently not though.” Said Peter, slightly disappointed.
“Butler hasn’t told me stories like that since I was five. And even then I found them unbelievable and stupid.”
“What! That’s crazy! They are certainly not stupid OR unbelievable, seeing as those stories were my REAL adventures.” Said Peter, Now struggling with what Artemis now recognised to be a shadow. Peters shadow. The shadow had sprung free and started hurtling itself around the room, looking for a place to hide. Peter lunged after it.
“No! You’re not getting away from me again!” He sprung into the air and chased after the shadow, eventually he caught it and started to tie the shadow’s feet around his ankles.
“There we go- should be secure enough” he said, tapping his ankles.
“Wait- let me guess…. You came here to listen to Butlers stories, somehow lost your shadow, came back to get it- and can fly because of pixie dust?”
“Well, that sums it up…” Said Peter, with a huge smile on his face. ” but you need more then pixie dust to be able to fly”
“Oh?” said Artemis- knowing very well that he could get the secret to being able to fly- making him almost unstoppable.
“Well, you need faith trust … and pixie dust… but to get off the ground- you need to think of a thought, any merry little thought.”
“So, will you show me? I would LOVE to fly” Said Artemis, faking excitement all too easily. Peter looked around and whispered;
“Tink? Tinkerbell- you can come out now!” And with that, Tinkerbell came out from Peter Pans left pocket, looking slightly disgruntled at being made to hide in his pocket for so long. She was a fairy, so naturally- she was small, about the size of Artemis’s middle finger. She glowed a slightely golden colour and seemed to be surrounded by sparkles. She was wearing a small dress that seemed to be made carefully out of autumn leaves; it was Red in some parts, brown in others and sometimes yellow.
She was all in all Very beautiful. Despite the fact she was miniature.
Well, thats all until next update folks! once again congrats to jelly for guessing it was peter pan. please continue reveiwing, Even if you are flaming. Perhaps if you want me to continue ( haha i wish ) or even if you want to belt out some mindless rubbish.
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- dum dum duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
December 8th, 2007 at 3:57 am
It will be interesting to see if ANYONE gets this secrative character.
December 8th, 2007 at 5:01 am
Well…I HAVE NO CLUE! THERE IS NO SUCH CARECTER IN THE ARTEMIS FOWL WORLD! Yeah , is this charecter from some other story or something?
December 8th, 2007 at 8:30 am
oh add more i cant guess yet
December 8th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
This is retarted but Jimmy Neutron? OR it could be the Avatar!!!!!!! I’m like… the only one that watches that at my school!but plz continue!!!
December 8th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
i used to watch that when I was i think 9 and 7….. but , can anyone tell me? is this a person we already know from the artemis fowl book or is it someone else?
December 8th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
I can’t guess who it is…. Just add more!
December 8th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
PETER PAN!
December 9th, 2007 at 4:51 am
Harry Potter???????
December 9th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
NO!!! It MUST be Peter! right? UPDATE!!
December 9th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
YOU MUST UPDATE THIS!
December 10th, 2007 at 8:12 am
Updated! please read and Review
December 10th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
YAY!!! have any of u read Peter and the Starcatchers? It is all about how Peter, an orphan from england, came 2 b Peter Pan. and did u know tat tinker bell was first a bird and the mermaids were first fish? Or that the name Wendy was never even a NAME until the movie/book came out?
December 11th, 2007 at 3:36 am
cool facts , so it was peter pan..cool!
December 11th, 2007 at 3:39 am
yeah , i like tinkerbell , but , doesn’t artemis already know about the fairies , so shouldn’t he belive peter a bit more easily?
December 11th, 2007 at 8:17 am
peter pan? in arty’s bedroom? wadeva is he lookin 4?
December 11th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
the shadow!
December 12th, 2007 at 6:30 am
yeah , i like tinkerbell , but , doesn’t artemis already know about the fairies , so shouldn’t he belive peter a bit more easily?
Sorry- i shouldve said that this is before all the books ( yes, i know artemis is a bit older then he should be, but meh.)
December 18th, 2007 at 1:02 am
Cool!!!
December 18th, 2007 at 1:51 am
Update!
December 25th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I agree with PocketRocketGirl! It’s Harry! HARRY! HARRY!
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:26 am
For the love of Frond(hehe)that is absolute…eh…rubbish.Peter Pan?I’ve read better.Update all you want and I will read it and send even WORSE reviews!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(Joking!I bet I had ya going!Good story but it could be better.Offense intended.