Absoloute RUBBISH!
Written on December 8th, 2007 by Unappreciated geniusStory Details
- Category: General and Crossovers and Other and Angst and What If?
- Author: Unappreciated genius
- Word Count: 830
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Hehe, this is my first chapter ( called ‘ the guessing game’ ) of my story ” absoloute RUBBISH.” in this chapter, a character appears, its your job to guess who he is! the chapter had to be very short- otherwise you would be able to tell who the character was too easilly. So, enjoy- and please R and R
Artemis awoke with a start. He could hear someone rummaging around in his room! At first he thought it was Butler, as the alarm hadn’t gone off. But Butler knew Artemis HATED it when he went into his room without permission. Artemis sat up and peered at the figure. Is was a boy, of about the same age as Artemis, 12 maybe 13. He had a very small frame, and was wearing fairly odd clothes.
“Sorry to interrupt, But seeing as it is my house that you are in- I feel entitled to ask your name?”
The strange boy wheeled around.
“Oh… eh…. Umm- I have lost something, and I’m just looking for it”
‘An unlikely story if ever I have heard one.’ Thought Artemis.
“Well that’s perfectly normal, by all means- keep rummaging through my possesions to find what it is you have ‘lost.’” Said Artemis, his sarcasm thinly veiled.
The boy winked “I knew you’d understand!”
Then he saw something behind A chest of drawers that Artemis had in his room and he yelled, ” There he is! Get it!” and he pounced with Amazing agility and ease, behind the drawer, which toppled over with him. Artemis gazed to where the boy was- he could see nothing but shadows?
More to come soon! hope you liked my short begining!
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(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)
December 8th, 2007 at 3:57 am
It will be interesting to see if ANYONE gets this secrative character.
December 8th, 2007 at 5:01 am
Well…I HAVE NO CLUE! THERE IS NO SUCH CARECTER IN THE ARTEMIS FOWL WORLD! Yeah , is this charecter from some other story or something?
December 8th, 2007 at 8:30 am
oh add more i cant guess yet
December 8th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
This is retarted but Jimmy Neutron? OR it could be the Avatar!!!!!!! I’m like… the only one that watches that at my school!but plz continue!!!
December 8th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
i used to watch that when I was i think 9 and 7….. but , can anyone tell me? is this a person we already know from the artemis fowl book or is it someone else?
December 8th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
I can’t guess who it is…. Just add more!
December 8th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
PETER PAN!
December 9th, 2007 at 4:51 am
Harry Potter???????
December 9th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
NO!!! It MUST be Peter! right? UPDATE!!
December 9th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
YOU MUST UPDATE THIS!
December 10th, 2007 at 8:12 am
Updated! please read and Review
December 10th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
YAY!!! have any of u read Peter and the Starcatchers? It is all about how Peter, an orphan from england, came 2 b Peter Pan. and did u know tat tinker bell was first a bird and the mermaids were first fish? Or that the name Wendy was never even a NAME until the movie/book came out?
December 11th, 2007 at 3:36 am
cool facts , so it was peter pan..cool!
December 11th, 2007 at 3:39 am
yeah , i like tinkerbell , but , doesn’t artemis already know about the fairies , so shouldn’t he belive peter a bit more easily?
December 11th, 2007 at 8:17 am
peter pan? in arty’s bedroom? wadeva is he lookin 4?
December 11th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
the shadow!
December 12th, 2007 at 6:30 am
yeah , i like tinkerbell , but , doesn’t artemis already know about the fairies , so shouldn’t he belive peter a bit more easily?
Sorry- i shouldve said that this is before all the books ( yes, i know artemis is a bit older then he should be, but meh.)
December 18th, 2007 at 1:02 am
Cool!!!
December 18th, 2007 at 1:51 am
Update!
December 25th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I agree with PocketRocketGirl! It’s Harry! HARRY! HARRY!
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:26 am
For the love of Frond(hehe)that is absolute…eh…rubbish.Peter Pan?I’ve read better.Update all you want and I will read it and send even WORSE reviews!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(Joking!I bet I had ya going!Good story but it could be better.Offense intended.