Absoloute RUBBISH!

Written on December 8th, 2007 by Unappreciated genius

Story Details

Hehe, this is my first chapter ( called ‘ the guessing game’ ) of my story ” absoloute RUBBISH.” in this chapter, a character appears, its your job to guess who he is! the chapter had to be very short- otherwise you would be able to tell who the character was too easilly. So, enjoy- and please R and R

Artemis awoke with a start. He could hear someone rummaging around in his room! At first he thought it was Butler, as the alarm hadn’t gone off. But Butler knew Artemis HATED it when he went into his room without permission. Artemis sat up and peered at the figure. Is was a boy, of about the same age as Artemis, 12 maybe 13. He had a very small frame, and was wearing fairly odd clothes.

“Sorry to interrupt, But seeing as it is my house that you are in- I feel entitled to ask your name?”

The strange boy wheeled around.

“Oh… eh…. Umm- I have lost something, and I’m just looking for it”

‘An unlikely story if ever I have heard one.’ Thought Artemis.

“Well that’s perfectly normal, by all means- keep rummaging through my possesions to find what it is you have ‘lost.’” Said Artemis, his sarcasm thinly veiled.

The boy winked “I knew you’d understand!”

Then he saw something behind A chest of drawers that Artemis had in his room and he yelled, ” There he is! Get it!” and he pounced with Amazing agility and ease, behind the drawer, which toppled over with him. Artemis gazed to where the boy was- he could see nothing but shadows?

More to come soon! hope you liked my short begining! 

 

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21 Reviews for “Absoloute RUBBISH!”

  1. Unappreciated genius Says:

    It will be interesting to see if ANYONE gets this secrative character.

  2. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    Well…I HAVE NO CLUE! THERE IS NO SUCH CARECTER IN THE ARTEMIS FOWL WORLD! Yeah , is this charecter from some other story or something?

  3. lil.arty Says:

    oh add more i cant guess yet

  4. ARTY'SELFFRIEND Says:

    This is retarted but Jimmy Neutron? OR it could be the Avatar!!!!!!! I’m like… the only one that watches that at my school!but plz continue!!!

  5. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    i used to watch that when I was i think 9 and 7….. but , can anyone tell me? is this a person we already know from the artemis fowl book or is it someone else?

  6. foalygenius Says:

    I can’t guess who it is…. Just add more!

  7. Jelly Says:

    PETER PAN!

  8. PocketRocketGirl Says:

    Harry Potter???????

  9. Jelly Says:

    NO!!! It MUST be Peter! right? UPDATE!!

  10. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    YOU MUST UPDATE THIS!

  11. Unappreciated genius Says:

    Updated! please read and Review

  12. Jelly Says:

    YAY!!! have any of u read Peter and the Starcatchers? It is all about how Peter, an orphan from england, came 2 b Peter Pan. and did u know tat tinker bell was first a bird and the mermaids were first fish? Or that the name Wendy was never even a NAME until the movie/book came out?

  13. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    cool facts , so it was peter pan..cool!

  14. mahi101 AF Fan Says:

    yeah , i like tinkerbell , but , doesn’t artemis already know about the fairies , so shouldn’t he belive peter a bit more easily?

  15. Shanette aka af fan Says:

    peter pan? in arty’s bedroom? wadeva is he lookin 4?

  16. PocketRocketGirl Says:

    the shadow!

  17. Unappreciated genius Says:

    yeah , i like tinkerbell , but , doesn’t artemis already know about the fairies , so shouldn’t he belive peter a bit more easily?

    Sorry- i shouldve said that this is before all the books ( yes, i know artemis is a bit older then he should be, but meh.)

  18. Lydia Tall Says:

    Cool!!!

  19. Jelly Says:

    Update!

  20. Rebee Says:

    I agree with PocketRocketGirl! It’s Harry! HARRY! HARRY! :D :D

  21. ArtemisFowl III Says:

    For the love of Frond(hehe)that is absolute…eh…rubbish.Peter Pan?I’ve read better.Update all you want and I will read it and send even WORSE reviews!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(Joking!I bet I had ya going!Good story but it could be better.Offense intended.

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