This is a musical. Do you know what that is? I hope you do because this is what it is about, kinda. I love musicals!!! So here it goes……
It was a normal day in Fowl Manor. With Butler patrolling the grounds and Mr. and Mrs. Fowl out with the twins it was very calm, but there was a strange feeling in the air.
Artemis Fowl sat at his desk in his study. Nothing. Nothing he could do that day, the computers were down. Same thing with his Ipod which of course always held classical music on it. He taped his fingers on the desk and his head lay on his other hand. “I guess I’m Bord if I feel like this.” He thought to himself.
He got up and walked over to the window. Butler was still looking around outback. “Maybe I should follow him?” Butler walked back inside the Manor. “No, no that’s not a good idea. What am I five years old and following someone like a dog.”
Artemis walked out of the room. The sound of the old wooden floorboards creaking as he walked. Down the stairs, then around the corner into one of the main hallways. He started to hum to “Single Ladies” by Beyonce. The hum turned to words, Artemis Fowl was now singing while a strange background music played.
Butler the loyal bodyguard to the teenage Fowl walked back into the Manor. He was almost done with his daily patrolling. A slight humming sound filled the air, then it turned to words, to full out singing with music. “What the heck is going on up there?” Butler thought as he started to walk up the stairs.”Who is killing a cat? Or is that Artemis singing?”
He walked down the long hallway and took a left, then a right and another left. There stood Artemis Fowl the seconded dancing by waving his hands in the air with his back turned to him. The singing was terrible, but it made Butler do a slight smile and small laugh. The manservant cleared his thoughts and stated to speak.
“Artemis what are you um… Doing?” Butler asked.
Artemis crossed his leg’s and spun around to face him. “I have no idea Butler. Because if you really like it you should have put a ring on it!” He continued to sing.
“I believe that I would not like to put a ring on that. Or if I even like that.” Butler looked around the room for some rope. “Should I tie him up?” He thought.
The young Fowl placed his hand onto his hip and had the the other one in the air like he was holding a wine glass. “I’m not that kind of a girl, your love is what I prefer and it’s what I deserve!” Artemis sang.
Butler was starting to get annoyed by this and the song. “What should I do? If I tie him up he can still sing. If I tape his mouth he can still dance. But if I do both I could get in trouble.” He thought. Butler walked over to Artemis who was of course still singing and picked him up. Even though Artemis was being carried he still sung the idiotic song. He looked up at the door in front of them, it was his bedroom.
The manservant opened the door, dropped Artemis in the middle of the room. “Stay here, Artemis. I’m going to get the nice men in white jackets.” Butler said as he slowly walked backwards out of the room and locked it.
Down about two-thousand miles under the ground in Haven City was Holly Short. A boring day for her too, stuck with the some old paper work. ” How come ever since the Atlantis thing I have been stuck only with papers? That is just plain wrong! I’m going to talk about this to Trouble.”
She got up and walked only about five steps down the hallway until she reached his office. Commander Kelp had made her cubicle close to him just in case something were to happen. He would be able to reach her before she would run off to save the world.
Holly stood at the door, the sound of something she would never expect to hear was in there. The female captin turned the door and pushed it opened. There stood Trouble Kelp with a gutair and was singing. “Oh Frond. He’s good!” Holly for no reason thought.
“If I go crazy then will you still. Call me Superman. If I’m alive and well, will you be. There a-holding my hand. I’ll keep you by my side.With my superhuman might, kryptonite!” Trouble sang, it was the song Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down.
“Trouble. I need to talk to you.” She said.
“You called me strong, you called me weak, but still your secrets I will keep. You took for granted all the times. I never let you down!” Trouble continued. “What is happening to me? Holly help me!”
Holly didn’t move. She was shocked, scared, and a little confused at this point. “Oh Frond what should I do? Maybe I can…. Oh man he’s cute!” She thought. “Why did I think that?!?”
“If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman. If I’m alive and well, will you be there a-holding my hand. I’ll keep you by my side. With my superhuman might. Kryptonite! Yeah!” He finally finished.
“Trouble are you OK? Do you need me to get Foaly?” Holly asked.
“I have no idea and no. Also for some reason I want you to call me Trubs.”
“Ok….” A feeling of rhythm and a full blast of energy covered herself. She started to tap her foot on the ground for no reason. Then her head started to make small, but fast nods.
Trouble saw this. The same thing happened to him before he sang. He grabbed her by the hand and ran towards to Ops Booth. He looked through the corner of his eye, Holly was starting to open her mouth. “Not good. Not good at all!” He said to himself as he pushed the glass double doors.
A fast past beat started out of no where. “Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your girlfriend. No way, no way, I think you need a new one. Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend!” Holly started to sing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne. Because of the song Troubles face turned white and paler then a gost, he had been dating Lilli Frond.
Foaly turned around. “Oh no. Trouble what did you do know?” The centaur asked the commander.
“You’re so fine, I want you mine, you’re so delicious. I think about you all the time, you’re so addictive. Don’t you know what I can do to make you feel alright? Alright, alright, alright!” Holly continued.
The two males stared at her, not even a single move at this point. “Dang…. Holly is good and likes you.” Foaly said teasing him.
“Shut up, Foaly.” Trouble said not even taking his eyes off of her. Plus he just noticed that Holly had been letting her hair grow out, it was at the middle of he back.
“Hey can’t handle the truth, get out of the Ops Booth.”