They have a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, a Fans Guide to the Inkworld(on ff.net), so why not a Fanfiction Writers Guide to Muses? Based off my own, currently fighting muses.
Muses are wonderful things, are they not? If you choose not, then this Guide is for you!
Now, as we all know, muses come in many shapes, sizes, colors, species, and temperaments. Although they usually have one thing in common. They help us writers pump out the amazing stories we know and love called fanfiction. Of course that doesn’t mean muses are easy to work with. No no no. They’re awful! Take it from someone who knows! So this was brought into the world to help you with your egotistical, bratty, and occasionally violent muse.
Of course all muses aren’t the same! If they were there would be no need for this! Okay, there might be, because some people need help with an superficial witch-with-a-b of a muse. The point is, we all need a little help from the Guide, even the person writing it. And trust me, the person writing it is writing it from a dark corner as her own muses fight it out SMBB style.
So read on, my good friend. You need all the help you can get.