August 4; 3:20AM
Im bored. I like imp school and I don’t like people but I really hate writing. Im bad at it too. I want to find cool human artifacts because they’re cool. Diary, just so you know, I made up the times, but I think that they work. They do make sense.
August 4; 6:30AM
I woke up today. The sky is red like always. I can see No.88 from here. She is smiling at No.62. I don’t like him. I like two lines from Lady Heatherington Smyth’s Headgegrow. One is “Red is the blood of my enemies and also the blood of myself.” And then there is “If I am to wither, best I wither with you.” I see myself in a mirror. Im going to warp today I know it. That’s very exciting. I want to find artifacts of humans. Maybe I will find my own crossbow. Abbot is always telling me that killing humans is the coolest thing an imp can do but i don’t agree. I want to find a crossbow no wait maybe I will find something better then a crossbow. I don’t know what it is, but I know it’s out there waiting for me to find it. I also want to find another book. Our book is starting to get boring because the only thing to do is to read it when you’re waiting to warp.
August 4; 9:30AM
Abbot came in and made his speech. All the imps were roaring and so was I. Then I felt this weird tickle in a place I’d rather not mention. Then the tickle spread around my body and then I was covered in green goop. I started rolling and then I was falling and then every thing started smelling nasty and I was being pinched and then I passed out. ugh.