Disclaimer: I do not own Arty, although I could…. dreams off…. never mind. Eoin owns him. And I hope we can keep it that way.
Okay, I know, this is totally POST-CHRISTMAS, but I had nothing better to do. Besides, it sounded cool. Credited to Artymon, who helped me come up with the cast. It’s Christmas right? And All the AF characters are here, because somehow, Artemis got them caught up into a play. He’s given everyone the scripts, and everyone is on the verge of pandemonium.
Cast:
Artemis:Ebenezer Scrooge (fits the bill)
Butler:Bob Cratchit (hey, he works for Arty boy, doesn’t he?)
Mulch:Jacob Marley (he has to put on chains, lol)
Julius:Ghost of Christmas past (his ghost, anyways)
Holly:The Ghost of Christmas present (I want her to wear the candle tiara)
Foaly:The Ghost of Christmas yet to come (he’ll be in his black cloak)
Doodah Day:Tiny Tim (it’s the size thing….)
Artemis Fowl 1:Fred, Ebenezer’s nephew. (Or in this case father)
Anyways, now that they are introduced, I…. hang on, I think Mulch is eating the script, MULCH THAT IS NOT EDIBLE! *CRASH, BANG*
Mulch:oops.
Me:*sigh,* I’ll make another one.

(14 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
Wow! it’s a good idea
The only thing is I can’t see butlar as Bob Cratchit
…. I had this idea.
Go for it, this looks cool!
Thank you! Do you like the update?
Yes I do!
I like how you did it in the form of a script.
*turns page in script* what do you want?
Its hilarious! update ASAP!
^_^ Thanks! I’m working on it now!!
HAH! Normally I don’t like stories like this, but it’s not bad.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha,lov it, update soon!!
I updated!!! On a weekday too!!!
(You people better appreciate this….)
I recently finished reading the original Cristmas Carol and I must say, you version is MUCH more interesting.
I lov it update soon!!! p.s I love the smilie face =_=’
Thanks! I like being different.
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And I found that when I was on deviantart, micky. You seem familier…. have we met? Cuz I used to know a kid from day camp that….. oh, nevermind. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I don’t now …. how many years ago and was it at Camp Buckskin or what was the camps name it would be cool if we knew each other well anyway please update
Oh. I was talkin’ about a summer day camp from 2nd grade…. anyways, I’ll update during march break. or b4 then.
lol SO FUNNY!!! Mulch†Yeah! (snigger) THE SHOW MUST GO ON!! OMGosh!!! great update!!! More soon!!! P.S. I’m writing this comment from my sick bed while watching pokemon.
Sick bed…? Pokemon??? okay, then. What are you sick with anyways..?
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On to related matters, I’m glad you liked it. Good to see a fan here….
lol i have a cold/fever/flu. I was watching pokemon. lol its SO hilarious!!!
Danke!!!!
when are you going to update???? and isn’t Artemis the frist his father in this version??? well please update soon
yes.
I was waiting for a fan to actually comment….. your like, the first one in weeks.
congrats!
thank you! Your story is so good even if no one is commenting *glares at every who isnt commenting* please update for me *does cute puppy eyes*
glare at you screaming UPDATE!!!
LOL! Great! Update soon!
HELLO! ANYBODY HERE! When are you going to update? I hope you update soon you havent been updating for at least…TWO MONTHS! so update soon!!!!
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woah. I thought ppl didn’t care. that’s why I didn’t update.
that last post was up there for, like a month and a half and no one posted, so I thought this story was dead.
Looks like it’s time to ressurect it.
it was never dead, i was!!! I got really behind on my homework, but now its the last week of school, we’re going to Lagoon on Wednesday, and and i’m all A’s!!! I love the updates!!! Continue asap!!! It’s still hilarious!!!
I didn’t read it. Just the idea creeps me out!
That was soooooooooooo fun!
oooo I like this
I Love This Very Very Much
Thank you, you guys! It’s been awhile cine I had some fans! I’ll update RIGHT now!!
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Woo! Go Christmas Carol!!!!
Would you mind if I did a version of this, but Macbeth instead?
Okay all I have to say is… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP IT BURNS! BURNS!!!!!! *jumps into ocean to stop the burning* Sorry. I just…. It’s too… And I can’t stand…! And then there’s…. Ya know?
YAY!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
Ally Kat. What exactly IS the problem? It’s bad enough when you stretch the page, but pls. If the only thing you can think of to say are flames, I’d prefer it if you say nothing at all.
and partysoccerfan, thank you for being a fan all the way throught.
Miss R T? Go ahead!! I would LOOVE to see it. In another review, you can tell me if you have made one or not.
Sorry… *jumps off a cliff*
Don’t kill yourself.
that would be pointless.
Yes, yes it was. Then again if your REALLY a crazy you should understand pointless nonsense. And just because I jumped off the cliff didn’t mean I dies. *shows Miasaki bungee cord tied to my leg* I like the thrill
XD you remind me of someone… in my earlier comment, did you know I was trying nnot to crack up as I worte that formal junk?! XD XD anyways, nice to meet a fellow “froot loop” (my word for crazie)
Excelent! I can be formal at will, but I still sometimes have ‘outbursts’ of craziness. Have I ever told you about the time I nearly killed Artemis Fowl just so someone would update? I don’t even remember what story it was it’s happened so much! Well it’s nice to meet a fellow insaneo(my words for crazy). Please email me if you get the chance. Oh and, GIVE ME THE CRAZY SAUCE FOR MY TACO!!!!!!!!!
FINE!!!
*pulls random lever that comes out of nowhere, and the sky starts raining salsa*
(BTW, it’s miasaki666@gamil.com )
kool. Oh and thanks for the crazy sauce! *eats taco* I LIKE CHEESE!!!!!!! I SHALT EMAIL U! Mine is PELNAR1990@AOL.COM
AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! I LOVED IT!!! SO FUNNY!!! Good job!
OH NO MI-SAN IF I WER U I’D GET THAT EMAIL CHEKD 4 VIRUSES, BOMBS, HIDDEN EXPLOSIVES B4 U OPEN IT!!!!!
JUS TAKE THE SAME PROCEDURES U’D TAKE IF U FOUND N EMAIL FRM ARTYMON!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV UR UPD8 IT’S HILARIOUS ND JUS 4 SOM FESTIV CHEER;
*DOES 47TH COMMENT DANCE*
I made MacArtemis, everyone! I’ll update that one REALLY quick cos it’s SO easy to write! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TOMMOROW!!!!!!!!!!!!
dear miss R T
THAT IS TOTAL AWESOMENESSSS!!!!!! BIRTHDAYS RULE!!!
Tou-chan?
Trust me, I do that with ALL my mail. My type of crazy is paranoid recluse with a torture chamber crazy.
Ally Kat?
CHEEEEZ!!!
Amazing. Beautiful. Perfect characters. I enjoy your work. ( I’m doing cindirella so.. ) ok just wanna say WOW! awesome. wish there was more.
oops forgot * does fifty comment dance with pikachu *
check MacArty It’s a Macbeth version of this….
YEA I’VE CHEKED IT OUT BUT I’M GLAD U CHEK UR MSG’S 4 VIRUSES ND BOMBS!!!!!!!!
I SHOULD SND U 1!!!!!!
I ADDED U AS A FRIEND ON THE FORUM!!!!!!!
that ws kewl! and the little match girl? I LUV THAT STORY!!!!
then here:
^_^
http://forum.fangathering.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=5463