Artemis, Holly, and A Bunch of Other Lesser Characters Show Up In My Bedroom! (Part One Of My Randomness Stories!)
Written on August 14th, 2008 by Minerva ParadizoStory Details
- Status : Incomplete
- Category: General
- Author: Minerva Paradizo
- Word Count: 403
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Me: *Types in room*
Artemis, Holly, Minerva, and Butler: *Bloop pop!*
Me: Oh my gosh! It’s Artemis Fowl! And Holly Short! And Domovoi Butler! And Minerva Paradizo.
Minerva: Don’t I get an exclamation point?
Me: No. You kidnapped an imp. And almost killed Holly. And almost exposed the world to evil demons.
Artemis: I never thought of it that way.
Holly: Finally. Someone understands my reasons!
Me: Isn’t this supposed to be a random story?
Artemis and Peeps: I guess.
Butler: I like pie. Let’s bring in some pie.
Me: Okay then.
Pie: I’m alive! I will eat you!
Everyone except pie: AHHHH!!!!!
Artemis: Undo the pie!
Me: Working on it!
Pie: NO!!!!!! *Bloop pop*
Everyone: *Sigh*
Artemis: Well, what else can we do?
Me: Oh! I’ve got an idea. *Types*
Scarlett O’Hara: What am I doing here?
Holly: You brought Scarlett O’Hara here?
Minerva: She an evil brat who stole her sister’s beau.
Holly: Now you know how I feel. Except I’m not your sister.
Me: Okay. Let’s bring in her sister.
Suellen O’Hara: Scarlett! Who are these people?
Artemis: *Goes google eyed over Suellen*
Minerva: *Slaps Artemis*
Holly: *Slaps Suellen*
Rhett Butler: *Appears*
Me: OMG! It’s Rhett Butler!
Scarlett O’Hara: Rhett, oh Rhett!
Holly and Minerva: *Slap Artemis*
Artemis: Ow!
Rhett Butler: *Disappears and is replaced with Ashley Wilkes*
Scarlett O’Hara: Ashley, oh Ashley!
Me: Good-bye people from Gone With The Wind!
All of the characters from Gone With The Wind: *Disappear*
Artemis: Suellen! Come back!
Holly and Minerva: Shut-up, Artemis.
Me: Now what?
Artemis: Move over. Let me type. *Shoves me out of chair*
Michael Phelps: *Appears*
Me: *Faints*
Minerva and Holly: *Forget Artemis* He’s so hot…
Artemis: No, he’s not.
Michael Phelps: No, I’m not….
Minerva and Holly: *Forget Michael* Artemis is SO hot…
Michael Phelps: *Disappears*
Me: *Unfaints* Now what do I do?
My Mom: I don’t know, you’re the writer not me.
Me: Give me an idea!
My Mom: I don’t know.
Me: *Deletes mom*
Artemis: That was rather mean.
Holly and Minerva: He’s still hot…
Me: Back off! He’s mine.
Artemis: Officially, I’m no ones.
Me, Holly and Minerva: *sigh* He’s so hot…
Butler: *Disappears because he feels neglected*
Me: That’s it! *Everyone disappears* Ah, at last! Peace and quiet.
The Annoying Thing: *Appears* Ding-a-dang-dong-ding-ding-dong-dang-a-ding-ding-dong!
Me: *Screams*
TO BE CONTINUED IN: I ASK ARTEMIS TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM! (PART TWO OF MY RANDOMNESS SERIES!)
August 14th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
*First Conemt Dance* Yes!!!!!!!!! Micheal Phelps!!!!!!!!!!That was so awsome!!!!!!!!!!!Go Micheal Phelps!!!!!And random.But more Micheal Phelps.He’s just cool like that.
August 15th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Whoever runs this place should make a Random Stories category.
Go you Ollyroos!!!
August 15th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Go Random! Awesome! That was so funny! I think you should have more inanimate objects trying to eat people though. Go Random!
Cheesecake Muffins!
September 20th, 2008 at 4:16 am
Hmm… Mind if I steal the cheesecake muffins?
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Yeah, let’s grab ‘em!