10 ways to impress Artemis Fowl
Written on October 29th, 2007 by lbutlerStory Details
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
Loading ...1) say something he doesn’t know… good luck with that!
2) kindnap him from under butler’s nose … good luck with that
3) expolit some undiscovered speces
4) score higher than him on a test
5) eat more than mulch
6) beat holly’s flight recored
7) probe faolly’sbrain
8) defeat opal koboi
9) reconstruckt life
10) invent a way to become bullet proof
your way
October 29th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Okay….. I can’t do ANY of those things!! I’m dumber than a troll and WAY to thin I get full really fast!! I’m 13- I can’t even look at our PRIVITE JET- let alone drive it!!!!so beating holl’y flight record would be hard!!! (and yes- I have a privite jet) any one of the Fowl creatures (even if ti’s a troll) I think all of the speices have been discovered!!! can you think of some for us simpletons?????? Puh-lease!!!
October 29th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Well, this isn’t much of a story. Or a list for that matter. And I don’t think Artemis would be impressed by most of the things on it. For example, if you ate more than Mulch he’d be more disgusted than impressed.
And I’m sorry, but the spelling is just SO terrible, it made me wince. I mean, ‘reconstruckt’? ‘expolit’? ‘faolly’?
October 30th, 2007 at 12:10 am
hmmm If I put my mind to it I probably could do a few of these things…
October 30th, 2007 at 9:13 am
i bet i can eat more than Mulch! and i think i could do a few of those things too lol
November 6th, 2007 at 12:04 am
He he, i know i can beat him on a science test, probely not spelling tho
November 13th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
I couldn’t eat more than Mulch, but I could do everything else
November 13th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Another way turn redder than Commander Root
November 13th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
I could always say something he doesn’t know ,.. another way is to act like a genius ,… even if your not!
December 7th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Here are a few things Artemis doesn’t know:
1. So far, humans have discovered 268 planets.
2. Scientists suggest that there was life on Mars only 17,000 years ago.
3. Strange pyramid-like shapes have been found on Mars.
P.S. This info is all true.
P.S.S. I LOVE SPACE!!!!
December 7th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
I can tell!
December 8th, 2007 at 12:08 am
if that info is true then////…..run for the hills aliens r coming!!!!!
December 8th, 2007 at 12:47 am
yeah….. *looks 2 Artemis 4 answers*
XD :S I think this next one is 1 2. :romance: not sure.
Artemis says: children,children please calm down! and 017350 I AM the scientist who found out all of those things! no Doubt that you looked it up on the internet….
December 8th, 2007 at 1:44 am
um…okay , I wood totally luv to learn about that…..though , oes anyone knows wut happens if u go into a blackhole? maybe you discover another earth……with people or clones of us! I wonder…anyway , doing that might impress artemis fowl , though the gravataional pull of a blackhole would demolish our existinse before we got through… but that is just a theory , as there are many more.