The Day Juliet Wanted to Beat Something Up
Written on March 22nd, 2008 by XxEviexXStory Details
(2 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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The Day Juliet Wanted to Beat Something Up
‘Twas a fine spring day when Juliet Butler was strolling through the Fowl Manor grounds, looking for something to beat up. Rabbit? No, to small. Tree trunk? Nah, she thought. If she had a beard (which she didn’t), she would have stroked it. What to beat up? If only she weren’t on vacation from wrestling… Just then she saw a blonde, curly head appear from out of nowhere. Aha! A victim!
The poor girl approached, unaware that the 22-year-old young woman was beyond black belts and extremely bored. “Hey, you!” cried the girl, who was, of course Minerva Paradizo. “Where’s Artemis Fowl?”
No one, and I mean no one talked to Juliet like this except for Artemis Fowl the Second himself. Especially not this 14-year-old wimp of a girl. And so, Minerva got the beating she always had coming to her. And, for your information, that’s a really good beating.
This was done quite a while ago, when I first started Artemis Fowl fan fiction. It was first posted on May 1st, 2007. Almost a year ago. Anyway, please review!
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:50 am
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March 24th, 2008 at 1:11 am
*FCD* Ha! She deserves it!
March 25th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
lol! I agree with Steven, she did deserve it
I really don’t like Minerva, I’d like to do what Juliet did to her.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Ha Ha! I would have told her Arty was filming the whole thing from a hill and laughing his ars off! HAha!
March 28th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Man that’s harsh. Now who is artemis going to love. he might be smart but he might not go for her if she has a body cast, a nose splint, 2 black eyes, and a bulging plate in her head. Jeez.
Did I metion that was harsh. I like Minerva. She’s just like me. SUPERSMART.
March 30th, 2008 at 3:34 am
Lol I hate Minny
April 29th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Haha! I like that. Yay. Minerva totally got what she desreved! (Can you tell I don’t like her?)
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:21 am
I hope she got embarassed
July 11th, 2008 at 12:39 am
hey! i like minerva
although she probably deserved it, that WAS a little harsh!
I wonder if arty still likes her after that
July 15th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Hah, yeah, it was harsh. I laugh every time I read it. I really like this snappy style of writing. Why don’t I do stuff like that anymore?
July 21st, 2008 at 8:13 am
Yay!!! Stupid girl got mashed!
WOOOOOOOO!!!
Note to Eoin Colfer: PLZ kill Minerva!!!
PLZ PLZ PLZ
August 16th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Yeah!Minerva’s dead!Well,at least close to it.(Starts doing little happy dance)After all she did to Artemis,she deserves it.O.K.,maybe it was a little mean.Oh well. And nobody talks to Juliet like that and doesn’t get hurt.