Hi everyone! Here it finally is, TCSB part-I have no clue. I’m starting to regret having titles.
Artemis Fowl couldn’t believe his eyes. He just couldn’t.
I cannot believe they made me do this! his head was screaming. This is ridiculous! Pathetic! I’m going to look far worse than in any of my mother’s jeans can make me look!
This wasn’t going to work, and that was definite. Honestly, this D’Arvitting armor thing was hideous. It didn’t even fit in the first place. Too heavy. And he didn’t want to know where Foaly got it from. And above all, Holly was going to hate him even more.
There was a knock on the door. “Everything alright, Mud Boy?” came Foaly’s voice. “I mean, it’s not that I ever believed it would work, you know, just asking.”
Artemis clenched a fist. “Foaly, I am going to come out there and–”
He heard Shaadia giggle. “And what? You know this is a good idea, just admit it!”
There were a couple of English swear words, then a groan, and the door finally threw back open.
Foaly started laughing first, and Shaadia didn’t hesitate to do the same.
Artemis sighed. “I was prepared for this.”
Shaadia tried to stop her own laughter by covering her mouth with a hand. “Don’t worry, it’s (ppft) fine, just (heehee) a bit, slightly (*giggle*) odd, you just have to (heeheeeomigoshcan’tstop) change it a(*smirk*) teeny bit more.” She started laughing again. “Holly will totally fall for it.”
The Mud Boy took a step forward and tripped. “Damn,”he cursed.
Shaadia tapped her chin. “On second thoughts…I think you’ll be the one falling.”
“This isn’t going to work.”
“It’ll work just fine,” argued Shaadia.
He got to his feet. “I am taking this off.”
Foaly chuckled. “Oh no you’re not.”
A/N: Heeheee *rubs palms menacingly* Foaly used super glue on the suit and he can’t get it off unless he patiently waits a day! Top that!
By the way, why don’t you people post things nowadays? I mean, shouldn’t y’all be excited about the AF movie and all, and like be online more often? POST things, I mean. It doesn’t take a lot of effort to make up a little drabble or a chatroom, you know.
Once again, thanks for reading and I’ll update as soon as possible.