That’s why he likes lollipops!! :)

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Yay one shots rule, baby! Here is my version on “And thus ever since, Artemis Fowl loved lollipops…” heeheee…Isn’t that WEIRD? Or is that just me? Anyway, please read, rate and review. Spam comments by spammers are gonna get deleted. If it continues, I am going to track you down, email you song lyrics, send my army after you and then kick you out of my sight, because I do NOT tolerate spam, ‘kay?

BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD !! 😀

It was a normal evening, after all, no save the world fiascoes, no being suspected of crime, no physical activity, and, worse still, BORING.

Artemis Fowl was bored.

True, Holly had visited, but she didn’t seem to have noticed this and had her head buried in some book called, “Troll picking daisies” and was giggling every five minutes. Artemis coughed. “I thought you came to visit me.” The elf lifted up her head. A white stick was poking out of her mouth. “Arty, give me a minute,”she mumbled unclearly.

“And you’re reading a kid’s story book while sucking a lollipop!”

Holly grinned at him. “It’s tasty.”

“I don’t like lollipops.”

“Because it’s tasty?”

“It’s the exact opposite!”

“No, it’s not. When was the last time you tasted a lollipop?”

Artemis paused to think. That had been a good question. “When I was two. Believe it or not, I puked afterwards. It was simply disgusting.”

Holly rolled her eyes. “Oh, I believe it alright.” She put the book aside, and slid off the bed sideways. “How about one more try?”

“No, Captain. I detest the mere thought of those things ruining my taste buds, and it is not healthy, as-”

He was unable to continue his speech, as it was at that moment Holly pulled the lollipop out of her mouth, and poked it in his.

“For me?”she whispered, leaning into him.

Artemis instantly felt color come to his cheeks. For some reason, he couldn’t lift his hand to take it out. And at the same time he realized that Holly had been sucking the very same thing only a few moments ago.

The elf moved closer, and slowly, pulled it out, and then into her own mouth.

“This-This is ridiculous!” spluttered Artemis. “Holly, that was not funny!”

“It was worth it, seeing you blush like that,”argued Holly, laughing.

“I didn’t–what did you do that for?!”

“To prove my point. Mind another go at it?”

The human shook his head. “No. I refuse to-”

Too late. It was already back in his own mouth.

Holly hugged him tightly. “I’m enjoying this,”she grinned.

Artemis felt a wave of realization strike him.

“Uh…Holly?”

“Yes?”

“I-I think I like lollipops.”

And from that day forth, Artemis Fowl liked Lollipops…

 

My idea of a joke. Well, admit it at least that it was kind of funny!


 

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3 responses to “That’s why he likes lollipops!! :).” Join in!

  1. Definitely funny. 🙂 I don’t know where you come up with this stuff. I really don’t. Nice work!

  2. Heehee! I like it! 😉

  3. thank you! i am happy you like this. i just wanted to do a cute A/H, because i have not seen john cena or wwe in weeks, and im so depressed…I STILL LOVE YOU! thay was to jericho who did not yet reply the fifteen emails i sent. yeah, i have a problem with these superstars….weird me. and i just admitted i love jericho and cena. im an IDIOT! heehee..

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