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Stupid Story

Summary: Another of my failed attempts ar humor. Minerva: Artemis, je t’aime! Veuillez m’épouser! Artemis: I cannot marry you. Minerva: Pourquoi, […]

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Another of my failed attempts ar humor.

Minerva: Artemis, je t’aime! Veuillez m’épouser!

Artemis: I cannot marry you.

Minerva: Pourquoi, mon amour?

Artemis: Because I don’t love you. I love Butler!

Butler: -gasps- Artemis, is this true?

Artemis: Of course it is! I’ve loved you since the day I was born!

Butler: Oh Artemis. I love you too.

Artemis: Then kiss me!

Butler: But it’s wrong!

Artemis: Do I look like I care?!

Artemis and Butler: -kiss passionately-

Minerva: Non!

Holly: -enters room and gasps- Butler, how could you? I loved you! -leaves room crying-

Butler: Holly!

Artemis: Forget her! If she can’t accept our love then she doesn’t deserve our friendship!

Artemis and Butler: -kiss passionately-

Butler: Artemis, I need to tell you something. A secret I’ve kept for many long years now.

Artemis: What is it my love?

Butler: I’m your real father!

Everyone: -gasps-

Angeline: -slaps Artemis Sr- How dare you cheat on me with him! I should of known something was wrong when it was you who had the baby instead of me! -cries-

Butler: Oh Artemis, can you still love me?

Artemis: …

Butler: Speak to me my love!

Artemis: Ugh, gross! I kissed my father! No, I can’t love you anymore!

Butler: No! -cries-

Artemis: Minerva, I love you! Will you marry me?

Minerva: Vous êtes finalement venu à vos sens! Oui, naturellement je vous épouserai!

Artemis and Minerva: -kiss passionately/baiser passionément-

The End/L’extrémité

I’m going to go shoot myself now…

 

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  1. that was odd, sick, funny at some parts, and absolutely random.
    *applauds* great job, absolutely great job

  2. Princess Joob Joob January 26th, 2010 at 5:07 am 2

    Oh god! That was creepy and I had to hold my hand over my mouth to stop from vomiting. GROSS! But I love its randomness! 5 stars!

  3. lol! Randomness! Funniness! Creppyness! goodjob!

  4. That was crappily amazing. Yet, realistically french. I liked it, even if it was a bit OOC 😉

  5. Creepy, and yet, good. 😀

  6. *pants with attempts to hold back laughter*

    *Fails EPICLY*

    The only two sentences I need, ne?

  7. Gross. Funny. What the heck. But not completely stupid… 😆 I like it. 😆

  8. that was… kinda wierd, BUT it was hilarious and I’m laughing so hard I’m almost crying!:D

  9. I’m gonna go puck know.

  10. you mean ‘puke’. (Spelling, spelling)

    Even though it has little, if any, effect, ‘Don’t like, don’t read.’.

    Good for a parody, bad for a regular humor, and all in four stars material.

  11. I agree. Kinda. If this had a plot it wouldn’t BE that funny anymore, so…it’s great the way it is.

  12. How Odd. At first im all: WTH? And then the title made sense to me. That was by far the oddest story i’ve ever read. But it was pretty good. GOL 😀

  13. Lol, what the /heck/?! That was strangely awesome. Random, yes. Funny, yes. Not really what I would call the best fic I’ve ever read, but ’twas definitely good for a laugh. 😆

  14. this was friggen hillarious! lolz, luved it! But wait….if butler was the dady, then wouldnt af senior be mad at angeline….oh yeah, everyone in this story is pratcicaly gay… no offence.
    THAT WAS EPIC!

  15. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😀

  16. MuriUmbrielCordeliaN February 11th, 2010 at 12:01 am 17

    This is absolutely hilarious, BXA!!

    My favorite part:
    I should of known something was wrong when it was you who had the baby instead of me!

    😆 😆 😆 😆

  17. OHMUHGAWDWHUT? SO FUNNY.

    It’s so pointlessly hilarious!

  18. O O. Wowza. Yuk.. Yuk.. But funny.

  19. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO You can now have my random reward. Dont worry, I’ll Beat you somehow…just not as gross!

  20. haha omg i loved this xD 5/S

    Heya, try to keep the crit constructive, please! ~Fowlie

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