Randomness
Written on March 23rd, 2008 by XxEviexXStory Details
(13 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...Artemis: I like bananas.
Holly: Huh?
Artemis: I like bananas.
Holly: O_o
Artemis: What?
Lili: (calmly) My underwear is on fire.
Root: WELL, PUT IT OUT BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT OF RECON!!
Lili: I’m not in Recon.
Root: (Explodes)
Holly: (Cries) Not again…
Artemis: (snogs Holly)
Holly: (snogs back)
Trouble: (Shoots Artemis with a Neutrino)
Holly: (cries)
Trouble: (snogs Holly)
Juliet: (Karate chops Holly)
Trouble: (cries)
Juliet: (snogs Trouble)
Mulch: (knocks Trouble out with gas)
Juliet: (Cries)
Mulch: (snogs Juliet)
Me: (rolls eyes) Will someone actually say something? This is not going to turn into a stupid fic in which everyone snogs everyone else!! We need randomness, people!!
Opal: Who wants truffles?? (to me) Random enough for you?
Me: No.
Opal: (sighs) I am sooo unappreciated…
Foaly: That’s my line!!
Opal: So? (gets into catfight with Foaly)
Me: (sighs) this still isn’t random enough…
Red balloon: (pops)
Yoda: Popped the balloon has…
Me: (kicks Yoda out of fic) (wags fist) Go bother Obi Wan or something!!
Minerva: Hi!
Everyone (including those previously knocked out that have woken up): …
Minerva: What?
Me: (blinks twice) GET HER!!
Everyone except Artemis: (start to beat up Minerva)
Artemis: NOOOO! My one true love!!
Holly: (Comes out of fight) (snogs Artemis)
Artemis: Never mind… (continues snogging Holly)
Angeline: (wipes tear) My little Arty’s growing up…
Me: THIS IS NOT RANDOM!!
No. 1: The guinea pigs are attacking!!
Everyone: (doesn’t pay attention)
No. 1: (cries)
Me: (stabs Minerva)
Minerva: (dies)
0.01 percent of AF fans: NOOOOOOO!! NOT MINERVA!!
AH fans: WHOOHOO!!
Dumbledore: Who wants a lemon drop?
Harry: YOU’RE ALIVE!!
Hermione: That’s logically impossible.
Chix: You’re hot!
Hermioine: (rolls eyes)
Me: (on megaphone) WILL ALL HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS PLEASE GO TO YOUR OWN SECTION OF FANFICTION!! I REPEAT, WILL ALL HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS PLEASE GO TO YOUR OWN SECTION OF FANFICTION!!
Harry: Alright, alright. Jeez…
Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione: (leave)
Butler: (starts singing My Humps by Black Eyed Peas)
Artemis: (hums along)
Juliet: (starts clipping her nails)
Mulch: (passes wind)
Grub: I want my mummy!!
Vulture: (circles over Minerva)
Trouble: (starts building a house)
Lili: Does anyone want to smell my feet?
Chix: (stares at Holly’s chest)
Artemis: (has Butler knock out Chix, on account that he’s to weak to do it)
Holly: Thank you, Butler.
Artemis: (Sulks)
Mulch: (dies)
Juliet: I’m gonna miss his stink… (cries)
Trouble: (snogs Juliet)
Me: Has anyone noticed a plot hole in this?
Everone: (shakes head)
Me: Well, at first Trubs-
Trouble: Don’t call me that!
Me: -wanted to snog Holly, but now he’s snogging Juliet.
Chix: So? What’s wrong with that?
Me: Never mind…
Trouble: (shrugs)(goes back to snogging Juliet)
Foaly: Me and Opal are done fighting now.
Artemis: (correcting Foaly) Opal and I
Everyone: (Ignores)
Artemis: (cries)
Holly: (snogs Artemis)
Bird: (poops)
Mulch: Did anyone miss me?
Juliet: (stops crying) (Hugs Mulch)
Trouble: (Sulks)
Holly: (snogs Trouble)
Artemis: (sulks)
Holly: (snogs Artemis)
Butler: (Starts talking to fist)
Artemis: (looks at him weirdly)
Butler: Oh, how rude of me. Artemis, meet my friend, Mr. Fist.
Artemis: O_o
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 am
*fcd* OMG! I litterally CRACKED UP! I haven’t laughed so hard in a LOOOOONG time! I acutally was crying, it was so funny!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:25 am
That is not Randomness it’s Completly Gipped!!!
LOL
It’s is funny though.
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
That was messed up
But nonetheless funny
Ha hahahahahahaaaa
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Oh sry. I spelled Gimpped wrong.
March 25th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Butler: Oh, how rude of me. Artemis, meet my friend, Mr. Fist.
So funny
March 25th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I have to admit, bits of it were somewhat funny, but overall it was just… well… random, but not it the good way. To pull off randomness as its own story, it has to be REALLY funny or creative or something. This IS funny (I liked the last joke best) but doesn’t quite pull it off. Then again, everyone else loved it so maybe my sense of humor is just off today.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:52 am
O. M. G. F. U. N. N. Y.
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Man that’s funny write more. I love it.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
What the heck…
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:27 am
huh? …. WELL….. it wasnt random.. just plain funny.goodjob.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:36 am
ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh the hilarity
kay i love love love the ending
April 9th, 2008 at 2:54 am
I like the ending but overall I’d have to agree with MMK. sorry.
April 29th, 2008 at 12:05 am
PSHTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
…….
Okay, I’m done now. Yay. That was soooo weird. But funny.
May 24th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
OMG i was laughing so hard my brother who just walked into the room with popcorn was all O_o.
And then I showed him the story he says:
wow just wow wtf
May 24th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
thats a good thing he rated 4/5 i rate 5
July 10th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I’ve been needing a good laugh. At last I found one.
HAHAHAHA!
Have a nice day.
July 13th, 2008 at 2:43 am
Damn. I hate getting snogged.
Yay I built a house!
July 13th, 2008 at 4:59 am
NICE!!!! y do u hate getting snogged??? n e who, funny!
0.01 percent of AF fans: NOOOOOOO!! NOT MINERVA!!—- not me!!! i am going YAY!!!!
July 21st, 2008 at 8:10 am
Cuz I don’t know wot snogging is.
Aww… The council is repossessing my house!
lol kidding