I don’t own Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Trek, or Pokemon. I don’t own AF either in case you were wondering.
Chix walked through the halls of Police Plaza, nearing the break room. He could have slammed his head into a brick wall in boredom. “D’Arvit.” he cursed quietly to himself. He slid in silently over to the coffee machine, not particularly taking not of his surroundings or the other occupants in the room, until someone nearly shouted that is.
“I’m telling you Pirates of the Caribbean is better!” Was that Grub?
“No, it’s not! Star Trek blows it out of the water!” Foaly?!
Chix turned around, coffee still in hand, to see -who else?- Grub Kelp and Foaly. Kelp looked a little red in the face and Foaly probably could have kicked the snot out of anyone who got within a meter of the argument, or at least that’s the way it looked.
That also didn’t seem to be paying any attention to the new spite occupant in the room, which to the very least made things a tad more interesting.
“Sorry Foaly but Pirates are way more exciting than a bunch of aliens.”
“I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”
While this was happening Chix just stood off to the side sipping his coffee and let them carry on. The longer it went on the more he found himself unable to handle it anymore. It was just too funny.
“Pokemon!” Chix yelled at the top of his lungs.
The looks he was getting from Foaly’s and Grub’s confirmed his suspicion that they didn’t know he was in the room. Both had gone bright red and looked at Chix with guilty expressions on their faces.
That was it Chix couldn’t take it anymore he burst out laughing, watching as Foaly’s face went from red to purple.
“You say anything about this Verbil and I’ll make your life a living hell.” Foaly looked murderous.
“How exactly, pony boy?” Chix said before turning back towards the door.
“I’m just gonna leave you two now . Foaly get out your Phase pistol and shoot him,” He said pointing at Grub. “See if your Pirate sword can stop that.”
As Chix headed towards the door Grub spoke for the first time.
Chix smirked before replying
“It got your attention didn’t it?
I couldn’t resist. 😛 I blame a really funny CSI fic I just read.