Minerva’s death?
Written on May 7th, 2007 by Nicole_artistStory Details
Loading ...Chapter Six - Sherbet Lemons and a Giant Celery Stick
Dumbledore had now finished his popcorn, and decided it was time for everything to be sorted out. He transfigured the giant squid back to it’s normal self, Vanished the nuclear submarine and it’s battery, scared Voldemort away and, with a certain amount of hesitation, turned Minerva back into a human and sent her back to the gazebo in the chateau.
“HEY!†Nicole shouted in indignation at the fact Minerva had just been snatched away again. “We were going to-“
But Dumbledore didn’t let her finish the sentence, and transported her and the rest of the Minerva-haters back to exactly where they started.
Now Butler was the only one beside Dumbledore left. Dumbledore winked and conjured a bag of sherbet lemons.
“For your trouble,†he said, deftly throwing them to Butler. He caught them, and even though they were a tasty sweet, at that moment they were also a Portkey, and Butler was whisked back to his charge’s side.
Back at the street where there was a giant celery stick, Nicole yelled out in frustration.
“I’ll get you someday Minerva!â€
Review! Review! There may be some kind of sequel. Review!
Thanks again to all the people from fanart who contributed to this, you made this too. You know who you are. *cough* You’re in the story *cough* ^_^
Some other stories by Nicole_artist:
- Artemis's Diary
- Were Artemis Normal... Chapter 5 added! (Or fixed...)
- A Bad Day, Or Not? CHAPTER 7 ADDED 30/8/07!!!
May 7th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
I really liked this, Nicole. I have a feeling I missed out on some inside jokes, but the jokes I got were quite funny. I love some of the more discreet references to both AF and HP. It was a little hard to follow (I somehow missed how you all ended up at Hogwarts), but good nontheless.
I don’t think a sequal is necessary. It can stand alone.
May 7th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
i like it,except for the fact that you all wanted to kill minerva,who,btw is TOTTALY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! but, other than that, it was really funny, if not a little fast paced
May 8th, 2007 at 11:47 am
MMK - we magicked ourselves over there.
FD - but we DIDN’T kill Minerva, which is quite something. ^_^
The reason there would be a sequel is that there’s another pic with roleplay involving Minerva and WWIII in it.
May 9th, 2007 at 3:11 am
yay I love and I like my line the “hey I have an idea” what?”we run for our artemis-obses lives” love its its so funny
May 9th, 2007 at 8:33 am
You didn’t metion me…
May 9th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Did you contribute to the roleplay?
May 9th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
So I don’t hate Minerva but the fic was good anyway!
May 10th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Ummmmmm…..I know some people like minervia is because she just wants everything Artemis wants but hey I just sit here and wait for the sequal. Are u going to write one though?
May 13th, 2007 at 10:16 am
IT WAS A KOOL STORY!!!!!!!!
KANT WAIT FOR DA SEQUEL
May 13th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Even though I am a non Minerva-basher, I must say that this story is supposed to be under crossovers because of the whole Harry Potter thing, how did the editors miss that??
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May 15th, 2007 at 3:25 am
I am the editor who approved this story, and since this is not centered on Harry Potter, and just uses references randomly, I felt that it fit best in this category. If Nicole_artist thinks otherwise, she can say something herself.
Also, please don’t use so muany punctuation marks. They add nothing to your comment (for more on writing a good comment, check the article on writing a good review in the ‘Help and How To’ section).
May 16th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
^_^ *giggles in delight*
i like it. quite entertaining. thank you.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:38 am
WOW! that was really good.
My story stinks…
:(.
I really liked it!
May 18th, 2007 at 1:43 am
This story, although for Minervabashers, it just grabbed my attention, and i couldn’t stop reading, congrats!
P.S. Hi, Haleo!
May 19th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Nicole, i love it. can i be in the sequel? i hate minerva. iuf you say no that’s cool cuz it’ll still be funny. anywaysy, story was AWESOME!:)
May 28th, 2007 at 5:35 am
ahh! pure joy!!
we should do sum more like those Nicole!!
i added one in one of the roleplaying picz where iset out thith cathrel to get my revenge on you..
for you guys who dont kno.. Na *supposedly * erases my memory in another role play… but itz not like it seems.. lolz!
May 28th, 2007 at 11:05 am
I saved my butt back there - for the while anywaysy. I’m thinking of turning al of our random roleplays into fanfics, especially all the skill-stealing ones. So if you happen to be in one, rest assured you will get a chance at fame!
June 6th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
I luvvvvv it. this is the best, most hularios & most mixed up story ever. 2 bad you never got to kill her.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:03 am
But then I might be flamed. It’s easier this way, and keeps readers hanging on for more…
June 15th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I LIKE THE HARRY POTTER IN THERE. MY TWO ALL TIME FAVE BOOKE SERIESES ARE ARTEMIS FOWL AND HARRY POTTER!!!! : ) YOU ROCK AT THIS WRITING THING!!!
June 15th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
STILL LUVING THE HARRY POTTER- ARTEMIS FOWL MIX!!! YOU ROCK OUT LOUD! THE BORED AMERICAN OVER HERE IN MICHIGAN IS NOT BORED ANYMORE!!!
June 15th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
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June 15th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I TOTALLY LOVED IT!!! THE AF HP THING IS AWESOME!!! CAN I BE IN THE SEQUEL!!!????!!!
July 4th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Even though i am not a Minerva basher I still enjoyed it! I love how you mixed the two books.
August 11th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
THAT WAS TOO DAMN HILARIOUS!!! OMFG that was good! (excuse my french)
September 13th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
it was kinda weird but i guess i actually just don’t understand why artemis didn’t turn up and fall in love with nicole_artist …
December 6th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Well, it’s like this. When I first read AF, I wanted him to fall in love with me. Then, a few months later, I realised that that was a stupid dream, even if he were in this dimension. So I wanted to be his friend. Now, in the last few months, I’ve wanted to be HIM. Strange, huh? Mainly because I like the respect he gets, and the depth to his life. My life and the world seems pretty shallow. Not in a materialistic way, just… we don’t really have a purpose, or a goal. Our ultimate moment is death. Depressing, huh? I just wish something exciting would happen that gave me a purpose… something of worth to the world, or at least myself. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?
December 6th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
no. but I like the story!
February 16th, 2008 at 5:18 am
Does this include magic? How did she get turned in to a pumpkin?
February 16th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Nicole_ artist what weird dream. My sister had a weird dream about Draco Malfoy. She had a box full of diaries and they said I HATE DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the next diary said I REALLY HATE DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and alway on her next diaries it alway had another really in it. (Not real life)