Minerva’s death?
Written on May 7th, 2007 by Nicole_artistStory Details
Loading ...This wasn’t done just by me. I used the ideas from my fellow fanart-followers (say that five times fast) on a picture when we had rather interesting role-plays. I’ve changed it a bit as the continuity didn’t work out to well originally. Also, some of the “Minerva-haters” don’t necessarily hate Minerva, they were joining in the role-play. I think that’s it. Enjoy the story!
Chapter One - Magic and a Llama
It was a fine, sunny day in Nice. Unfortunately, it wasn’t going to be an enjoyable one for Minerva Paradizo, as all the Minerva-haters from the Fanart Gallery had decided to do something to her for a change, instead of yelling out abuse. Not that Minerva knew that. All she knew was that Artemis had been gone for three years, and now he was back. She didn’t know that because of a few obvious hints about her attractiveness to Artemis in The Lost Colony, she was now the prime target of a group of incensed Fangatherers.
“Let’s turn her into a pumpkin! Does anyone have a magic wand?†Celestial Angel asked, looking around for one. They were still using their screen names (and nicknames) as if everyone put forth their real name things (and they) would be confusing.
AF_roxz wandered over to the nearest wand shop (which happened to be named Ollivanders) and bought wands for everyone, then handed them out. “Biba dee bobadee boo!!†she giggled, waving the wand around and accidentally turning a lamp post into a giant celery stick. “As in Cinderella, the Fairy Godmother says, hehe. And waa lah! We get a blonde pumpkin with glasses!â€
“Yay!†Celestial Angel said. “Alakaboola michikaboola bibbity bobbity boo!â€
A man walked past and shook his head at, what seemed to be, the lunatics.
“We can do magic, believe it or not!†Celestial Angel shouted after him. “Bibbity bobbity boo!†She accidently, or perhaps on purpose, changed him into a white mouse.
“Lets go find Minerva, we’re supposed to be doing all this to HER,†Nicole_artist said, looking for directions to the chateau.
“Why don’t we just magic ourselves over their?†Katya asked.
“Oh,†everyone said, then magicked themselves over to the chateau where they landed right in front of Minerva, who was reading a difficult looking book in the gazebo.
“There she is!†Nicole yelled, pointing her magic wand at Minerva, who was still shell shocked that a whole bunch of people had just appeared in a puff of smoke in front of her. “Flipendo!†Nicole yelled, which knocked Minerva off the lounge she had been, well, lounging on. “Avada kedavra!†Nicole shouted, but unfortunately as they had only just bought their wands and started doing magic that day, they weren’t powerful enough to kill someone, namely Minerva, yet. And when she shouted “Crucio!” nothing happened either.
AF_roxz, picking up on the Harry Potter spells theme, yelled “Experillamas!!!†which, as her aim was slightly off, turned a nearby chair into a llama, which started chewing on the roses surrounding the gazebo. Everyone stared at the llama for a few seconds, and Celestial Angel hissed “It’s expelliarmus, duh!†to AFr, who responded by sending another spell, which happened to be Obliviate at Minerva, who had now recovered sufficiently to duck. AFr had not noticed there was a mirror behind Minerva, so the spell rebounded, going slower than it had been before, but heading straight for Nicole.
“Run for your life!†CA screamed, then added: “Err, memory.â€
“Or you’ll join Gilderoy Lockheart in the infirmary ward for permanent cases in St Mungo’s!†AFr added helpfully.
Nicole didn’t pay too much attention, and instead ran for her memory as suggested by Celestial Angel. “NOOOOOO!!!!!†she screamed. “I CAN’T LET MY MEMORY BE DESTROYED!!!!â€
Some other stories by Nicole_artist:
- Artemis's Diary
- Were Artemis Normal... Chapter 5 added! (Or fixed...)
- A Bad Day, Or Not? CHAPTER 7 ADDED 30/8/07!!!
May 7th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
I really liked this, Nicole. I have a feeling I missed out on some inside jokes, but the jokes I got were quite funny. I love some of the more discreet references to both AF and HP. It was a little hard to follow (I somehow missed how you all ended up at Hogwarts), but good nontheless.
I don’t think a sequal is necessary. It can stand alone.
May 7th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
i like it,except for the fact that you all wanted to kill minerva,who,btw is TOTTALY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! but, other than that, it was really funny, if not a little fast paced
May 8th, 2007 at 11:47 am
MMK - we magicked ourselves over there.
FD - but we DIDN’T kill Minerva, which is quite something. ^_^
The reason there would be a sequel is that there’s another pic with roleplay involving Minerva and WWIII in it.
May 9th, 2007 at 3:11 am
yay I love and I like my line the “hey I have an idea” what?”we run for our artemis-obses lives” love its its so funny
May 9th, 2007 at 8:33 am
You didn’t metion me…
May 9th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Did you contribute to the roleplay?
May 9th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
So I don’t hate Minerva but the fic was good anyway!
May 10th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Ummmmmm…..I know some people like minervia is because she just wants everything Artemis wants but hey I just sit here and wait for the sequal. Are u going to write one though?
May 13th, 2007 at 10:16 am
IT WAS A KOOL STORY!!!!!!!!
KANT WAIT FOR DA SEQUEL
May 13th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Even though I am a non Minerva-basher, I must say that this story is supposed to be under crossovers because of the whole Harry Potter thing, how did the editors miss that??
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May 15th, 2007 at 3:25 am
I am the editor who approved this story, and since this is not centered on Harry Potter, and just uses references randomly, I felt that it fit best in this category. If Nicole_artist thinks otherwise, she can say something herself.
Also, please don’t use so muany punctuation marks. They add nothing to your comment (for more on writing a good comment, check the article on writing a good review in the ‘Help and How To’ section).
May 16th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
^_^ *giggles in delight*
i like it. quite entertaining. thank you.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:38 am
WOW! that was really good.
My story stinks…
:(.
I really liked it!
May 18th, 2007 at 1:43 am
This story, although for Minervabashers, it just grabbed my attention, and i couldn’t stop reading, congrats!
P.S. Hi, Haleo!
May 19th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Nicole, i love it. can i be in the sequel? i hate minerva. iuf you say no that’s cool cuz it’ll still be funny. anywaysy, story was AWESOME!:)
May 28th, 2007 at 5:35 am
ahh! pure joy!!
we should do sum more like those Nicole!!
i added one in one of the roleplaying picz where iset out thith cathrel to get my revenge on you..
for you guys who dont kno.. Na *supposedly * erases my memory in another role play… but itz not like it seems.. lolz!
May 28th, 2007 at 11:05 am
I saved my butt back there - for the while anywaysy. I’m thinking of turning al of our random roleplays into fanfics, especially all the skill-stealing ones. So if you happen to be in one, rest assured you will get a chance at fame!
June 6th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
I luvvvvv it. this is the best, most hularios & most mixed up story ever. 2 bad you never got to kill her.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:03 am
But then I might be flamed. It’s easier this way, and keeps readers hanging on for more…
June 15th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I LIKE THE HARRY POTTER IN THERE. MY TWO ALL TIME FAVE BOOKE SERIESES ARE ARTEMIS FOWL AND HARRY POTTER!!!! : ) YOU ROCK AT THIS WRITING THING!!!
June 15th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
STILL LUVING THE HARRY POTTER- ARTEMIS FOWL MIX!!! YOU ROCK OUT LOUD! THE BORED AMERICAN OVER HERE IN MICHIGAN IS NOT BORED ANYMORE!!!
June 15th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
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June 15th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I TOTALLY LOVED IT!!! THE AF HP THING IS AWESOME!!! CAN I BE IN THE SEQUEL!!!????!!!
July 4th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Even though i am not a Minerva basher I still enjoyed it! I love how you mixed the two books.
August 11th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
THAT WAS TOO DAMN HILARIOUS!!! OMFG that was good! (excuse my french)
September 13th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
it was kinda weird but i guess i actually just don’t understand why artemis didn’t turn up and fall in love with nicole_artist …
December 6th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Well, it’s like this. When I first read AF, I wanted him to fall in love with me. Then, a few months later, I realised that that was a stupid dream, even if he were in this dimension. So I wanted to be his friend. Now, in the last few months, I’ve wanted to be HIM. Strange, huh? Mainly because I like the respect he gets, and the depth to his life. My life and the world seems pretty shallow. Not in a materialistic way, just… we don’t really have a purpose, or a goal. Our ultimate moment is death. Depressing, huh? I just wish something exciting would happen that gave me a purpose… something of worth to the world, or at least myself. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?
December 6th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
no. but I like the story!
February 16th, 2008 at 5:18 am
Does this include magic? How did she get turned in to a pumpkin?
February 16th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Nicole_ artist what weird dream. My sister had a weird dream about Draco Malfoy. She had a box full of diaries and they said I HATE DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the next diary said I REALLY HATE DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and alway on her next diaries it alway had another really in it. (Not real life)