Disclaimer: I do not own this, I only wright this because my imagination needs to be written down. Go Artemis Fowl!
(Elves in the LEP are younger in their own years. Ex: 1000 fairy years=100 human years)
Artemis woke up to his new alarm clock, beeping and saying”9:35, 9:35! Wake up!” So, after he showered, combed his hair etc., he started on his new project,Project Aurora. In his office he was pulling out the project. This project or invention just looks like a regular laptop, but it isn’t. While daydreaming how Foaly’s reaction would be about this project ,Artemis made one mistake. “Ow!……. ” He let it shock him.
Artemis’s mind minutes earlier than the zap.
Orion was sitting on a stool, dreaming of Holly to his heart’s content. He looked liked he was in a white room with a screen to see what Artemis was seeing. Then he heard a small whizzing sound…. ” Golden ball, are you going to let me out ?”
The golden ball transforms to a giant monster that nobody can defeat. It guards the passageway that leads to Artemis’s brain.” Buzz buzzz pop buzz,” it said.
“I can come out, great!” Orion exclaimed.
Artemis was taking a rest, he was, of course meditating.” Hmmmmm…… I have a craving for ……. lollipops? What am I saying, uhhh, that Atlantis Complex changed me. I wish it was all a dream. ”
” Well it isn’t, because I’m here!”, a voice out of nowhere said.
“Who’s there? Wait. Orion your still in my mind?”
“Of course, but alas I am alone,bored in your brain. Oh, and I love your new project. It saved me from your ever so boring brain.” “I like it too, now go away,” Artemis snapped.
Holly was on her way to Fowl Manor. Artemis had called her communicater and requested her to come. He sounded so anxious so she rushed over right after work. When she reached his room the unusual was happening.
“Orion for the last time, no! I will not let you take over my mind and date Holly.” Maybe it is a new stage of the complex. But, Artemis is done with that ,she thought.
” Holly, come in”,he said in a strained voice. “Whats wrong Arty, is it a new stage of the complex?”,she said, her worries showing on her elvin face.
” No and yes. It is Orion, he has been complaining to see you, the last two hours. I can not work on my new project. So, here you are,….Orion are you happy? No! Oh come on, you will not date her! Huhhhhhh……. Holly take me to Foaly,”he sighed.
Meanwhile Foaly was babysitting the kids and working at the same time. Then Holly gave him a call. “Hello, you have called Foaly, how may I help you? Holly! Thank goodness….. you left so fast I got worried…………No the kids are still here and playing on the computers…….. Nobody else is here, they all left……..Artemis, possibly a new stage of the complex? Interesting, bring him over.” After the conversation ended he hung up, or it was Holly who hung up.
Then one of his kids, Mena, came trotting over complaining about her younger brother, Foaly Jr. ” Dad, he is hogging the computer you let us play with, and he is just playing with a game that has scientific notation! I wanted to play with a game that has quantum equations and the evolution on horses!”, she complained.
“Honey, give me a second, I need to update the system. Here use this computer,” he said gently. He pulled up a centaur chair and gave Mena a computer.
Artemis was thinking an argument with Orion, they were arguing about how they both wanted to date Holly. “No,” thought Artemis,“yes,” thought Orion.“No,” “yes,””no, how many times do I have to think that!”, thought Artemis. Orion replied, ” 12,oo5,674, ohhhh yaaa, thats right, I know big numbers too. So, give up and let me date Holly.” “No.” “hmph….”
Holly was driving the shuttle to Haven, while, Artemis was going insane. Artemis, mumbling? What happened, he sounds like he lost his mind? I hope it isn’t serious. I hope Foaly knows what to do……
“Well, I don’t know what to say, it is abnormal though ,” Foaly confessed. ” I do know one elf, her name is Dr. Bloomer, full name, Rose Wilde Bloomer. She maybe a smart-aleck, and stubborn, and also can hold a long grudge…,”Foaly trailed. ” Sorry, anyway, I recommend her, and that is coming from me.” When he finished talking Holly just looked at him with a face that said,”Are you going to give me the address or just talk away ?” “Right, I’ll just write down the address,” Foaly picked up a peice of paper and pencil and started to jot down the address , what they didn’t know was that Foaly was blushing. Also, they didn’t know that Foaly recommended a very young elf. Foaly handed the note to Holly, she looked at it, it told her everything she needed to know of how to interest Dr. Bloomer into helping them. It said:
- Find her address on Haven, 15443 Macaroni Ave.
- Ask for help, if she closes the door show her the LEP badge. If not explain situation.
- If all fails show her my signiture, she will know what it means.
Foaly, The magnificent centaur.