Jingle Bells- From the Fowl Company

Summary: This is the Fowl e-card, sent out to friends and family on Christmas Eve. The origional email included a video of […]

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This is the Fowl e-card, sent out to friends and family on Christmas Eve. The origional email included a video of the company (Artemis  I & II, the twins, Angeline,  Holly, and Foaly) singing, but has been altered for veiwing purposes. Only the end is shown here, because in the begining they sang the song as writen, and Angeline and Artemis I left the room after the second verse. For the most part, they made up the lyrics. Commentary by fangirls in parenthesis.

Jingle bells, Foaly smells,

Arty laid an egg! (whaaaaaat?!)

Opal’s deal lost it’s wheels

And Minerva ran away! (YAY!)

Dashing through the snow

in Foaly’s brand new ride

Making Arty puke

Making spirits bright!

Opal’s up ahead

Let’s run her over dead

Unless of course she has a gun and shoots us in the head!

Oh, Jingle bells, Opal smells

P.S. So do trolls

Holly helps Myles with his experiments 

Often about mold! 

Cleaning Foaly’s sled

‘Cuz Arty puked a lot

Nibbleing carmel cookies

Sipping chocolate hot

Let’s have a snowball fight

Let it last all night

Beckett only throws the ones filled with rock and ice! (Ow!) 

Jingle bells, Artemis smells

Foaly’s inventions stink

Artemis Fowl makes a deal

To clean the kitchen sink! (Still doesn’t make any sense…)

(*Pause*) 

The end!

No, really, somebody cut the camera!

How? Is it this one…?

NO!

Oh, this one has the word ‘stop’ on it.

PUSH IT!

Stupid Mud Man tech.

(*Blip*)

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  1. Hahaha! Hilarious! 😀
    Lucky me! I was on this site and suddenly a brand new fic appears!
    -Diana Fowl
    FCD

    (I know I’m double posting{shame on me}, but I gotta say… I’ve been waiting for a new fic, quite awhile.
    Now I’m happy! Again sorry, about the DP :/
    -Diana Fowl

    Falcon just merged her own comment!

  2. That was really good. But you mentioned Arty puking about 40 billion trillion times, which is unimaginative. The ending was the best part. 🙂

  3. lol I remember that!

  4. Short! You iz back!!!! 😀 😀

  5. I know I’m late. I was on vacation until recently.
    Anyways, really funny!
    ~Elfie

  6. SHORT! HEYY!!! I don’t know you personally, just from other fics. HAIIII!!!!

    Haha, the syllable fitting was perfect. Hilarious, especially “PS so do trolls”, I can’t believe you managed to fit that in! The end part, with the “wait… uh… how do you turn this off!??!” was the best. HAAA!

    Yeah, I’ve seen this a while ago, but I’ve never commented. Hrmph.

    Great job, Fal!

  7. I love this! You timed the rhymes well – er, I mean what WE said, that the syllables fit. So cute and funny! Good grammer. The ending was hilarious.

  8. *Giggles til runs out of breath* SO SO FUNNY! I like the part with Artemis Fowl makes a deal to clean the kitchen sink.

  9. I was laughing so hard I ALMOST swallowed my tongue. (Anybody get the AF1 quote? anybody?)

  10. OMG I love it I read it almost every day.
    Also I printed it and read it to my ClASS!!!
    They all laughted thier heads off!!!!

  11. Yay ^^

    I feels luved 😀

    That is probably the best comment I have ever read. 😀

  12. I just love,

    Try to include crit in your comments, please ^^ ~WE

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