It’s A Love Story (or maybe not. Do potato chips count?) Chapter Five Added

Summary: orion takes the others on a noble quest involving ravenous mermaids,trolls, and potato chips for Mulch!

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Hi everyone, hope y’all had a wonderful christmas! Santa didn’t drop by my place cause I have no chimney. 🙁 So much for being an ecologist…

FOALY: Great! what do we do now, mr.i-think-i-can-handle-everything?
ORION: you are mistaken. My last name is Fowl.
MULCH: looks like i’ll die without a last potato chip…
HOLLY: what’s with him?
ARTEMIS: sudden craving. Don’t bother.
ORION: death at the jaws of a ravenous beast…not a very fitting end to this story of passionate love.
FOALY: *snort* oh yeah? Because if “death at the jaws” of a dragon is YOUR definition of love…
MULCH: hey,less bickering on the verge of death please.
ARTEMIS: Orion, get us out of my head.
ORION: perhaps…

And now, our heroes find themselves in the middle of the sea, drifting on a lifeboat on the rocky waves.

MULCH: GREAT! FANTASTIC! LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOW!
ORION: I accept thy gratitude.
MULCH: Ugh! Please tell me this boat has supplies!
ARTEMIS: *opens hatch* Actually, it does…
MULCH: I want the chips!
FOALY: Mulch, there are no chips on a lifeboat!
HOLLY: Orion, get us out of here NOW!

They are instantly teleported to…um, a garden with daisies and roses?!

ARTEMIS: Orion, where are we?
ORION: Oh, just another place of my bold imagination. This is where I plan to kiss the princess.
HOLLY: NO! NO! NOOOOO!! GET US OUT OF HERE!!
ORION: I can’t.
MULCH: I hope I’ll find some chips here?
ORION: There is a store down the lane. Simply follow the yellow brick road. Farewell thee, noble soldier!
MULCH: Yellow brick road? Ah whatever. *runs in search of store*
FOALY: And I’d love a relaxing massage. Not that I’ll ever get one.
ORION: But you can! The local lasses will get it done for you.
FOALY: WOOHOOOOO!! I’m never leaving this place! *runs off in search of people*
ARTEMIS: *face palm* Damn…
HOLLY: *face palm* D’Arvitting mud boy…
ORION: My princess! May I lead you to your chambers?
HOLLY: *sighs in relief* At least I won’t be sharing one with you…
ORION: Ah, but of course!
HOLLY: *triple face palm*
ARTEMIS: Wait. You can’t possibly…
ORION: My mission is to win the heart of the princess!
HOLLY: *snort* well, you aren’t doing a very good job at it!
ORION: Come, for one night we will dance under the moonlit skies.
ARTEMIS: It’s still daytime.
ORION: I control this place.

It suddenly becomes night.

ARTEMIS: *quadruple face palm*

 

I hope you enjoyed this chapter! And here’s my little Christmas present for all of ya~

CLICK ABOVE AFTER YOU REVEIEW THIS! 😀

 

Sorry I couldn’t post it here. The login page on FF.net isn’t working so I can’t copy/paste. Please read and review! And review THIS before that!

 

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11 responses to “It’s A Love Story (or maybe not. Do potato chips count?) Chapter Five Added.” Join in!

  1. Potatoe chips and Mulch, sitting in a tree. Actually, that would be too much work for Mulch. The fountain of youth is in Orion’s mind?Did you get the mermaid thing from Pirates of the Carribean? I really don’t care but Orion made it sound a lot more ridiculous.

  2. Definitely. And i could see why you didn’t finish that ryhme, ThunderSpirit, because with Mulch and chips it wouldn’t be K-I-S-S-I-N-G, but E-A-T-I-N-G. And Orion IS ridiculous…

    😀 Very funny, shaadia. Update soon! If possible… 🙂

  3. As quick as I possibly can! 😀

  4. yes, that’s where I got the idea!

  5. I can’t wait to see Holly’s reaction to the video! And Mulch is so funny! Or more acuratly, you are.

  6. Aw, thanks.

  7. For some reason, I can’t imagine Arty drawing. Dragon! *thinks about what might happen* Oooh, I hope it kills someone! Not really, I have an Opal side. *grins micheviously* Im waiting for the update!

  8. The funny thing is that I read that fic right before I came here. Too late though, sorry. This story gets better and better! Keep going!

  9. Alright, but TCSB is coming first! isn’t that simply great XD

  10. Yes! TCSB! Can’t wait!

  11. Oh my, shaadia. . WHY do you insist on torturing us all with such cliffhangers?? It’s really not fair. Though, if you had a reason for cutting it off, like say, to work on TCSB re-write, I could deal. As long as you update something soon. . ;D So , yeah. . .great work, and update soon!

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