Hi everyone, hope y’all had a wonderful christmas! Santa didn’t drop by my place cause I have no chimney. 🙁 So much for being an ecologist…
FOALY: Great! what do we do now, mr.i-think-i-can-handle-everything?
ORION: you are mistaken. My last name is Fowl.
MULCH: looks like i’ll die without a last potato chip…
HOLLY: what’s with him?
ARTEMIS: sudden craving. Don’t bother.
ORION: death at the jaws of a ravenous beast…not a very fitting end to this story of passionate love.
FOALY: *snort* oh yeah? Because if “death at the jaws” of a dragon is YOUR definition of love…
MULCH: hey,less bickering on the verge of death please.
ARTEMIS: Orion, get us out of my head.
And now, our heroes find themselves in the middle of the sea, drifting on a lifeboat on the rocky waves.
MULCH: GREAT! FANTASTIC! LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOW!
ORION: I accept thy gratitude.
MULCH: Ugh! Please tell me this boat has supplies!
ARTEMIS: *opens hatch* Actually, it does…
MULCH: I want the chips!
FOALY: Mulch, there are no chips on a lifeboat!
HOLLY: Orion, get us out of here NOW!
They are instantly teleported to…um, a garden with daisies and roses?!
ARTEMIS: Orion, where are we?
ORION: Oh, just another place of my bold imagination. This is where I plan to kiss the princess.
HOLLY: NO! NO! NOOOOO!! GET US OUT OF HERE!!
ORION: I can’t.
MULCH: I hope I’ll find some chips here?
ORION: There is a store down the lane. Simply follow the yellow brick road. Farewell thee, noble soldier!
MULCH: Yellow brick road? Ah whatever. *runs in search of store*
FOALY: And I’d love a relaxing massage. Not that I’ll ever get one.
ORION: But you can! The local lasses will get it done for you.
FOALY: WOOHOOOOO!! I’m never leaving this place! *runs off in search of people*
ARTEMIS: *face palm* Damn…
HOLLY: *face palm* D’Arvitting mud boy…
ORION: My princess! May I lead you to your chambers?
HOLLY: *sighs in relief* At least I won’t be sharing one with you…
ORION: Ah, but of course!
HOLLY: *triple face palm*
ARTEMIS: Wait. You can’t possibly…
ORION: My mission is to win the heart of the princess!
HOLLY: *snort* well, you aren’t doing a very good job at it!
ORION: Come, for one night we will dance under the moonlit skies.
ARTEMIS: It’s still daytime.
ORION: I control this place.
It suddenly becomes night.
ARTEMIS: *quadruple face palm*
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